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There is no good 911 art, just which piece is worse.
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you'd think there would be a bunch of sexy green jedi but maybe this is why they're rebooting the franchise
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Dec 27, 2014 16:46
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Elukka posted:It's been the only major galactic power for a long time. There's nobody to fight and the various local militaries that later made up the separatists worked just fine for keeping the order. It would have kept working fine if it weren't for ol' Sheev and his conspiracy. that's like if the US disbanded their military after the soviets collapsed, it still doesn't make any sense didn't anyone say "hey, maybe we should have some kind of military in case someone challenges us or tries to separate from us? oh nevermind i'll just keep reading this script"
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Dec 27, 2014 16:51
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sexy young infidel posted:you'd think there would be a bunch of sexy green jedi but maybe this is why they're rebooting the franchise there's a redhead with a ponytail that appeared in the phantom menace for a second guess what she is in the EU???? bounty hunter, later jedi. why do i know this loving crap
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Dec 27, 2014 16:53
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Hey guys an assassinated Jedi ordered these clones for some reason let's use them in our war.
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Dec 27, 2014 16:55
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ThePutty posted:there's a redhead with a ponytail called that appeared in the phantom menace for a second Listen.. i didn't find any really good pictures of mara jade but I feel like there should be some...
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Dec 27, 2014 16:56
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Palpatine's entire plan was to control and militarize the galaxy in preparation of the yuzon vong or whatever they're called. edit: part of his plan. He still planned on taking control of everything regardless. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Dec 27, 2014 |
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Dec 27, 2014 17:06
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The dark eldar.
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Dec 27, 2014 17:09
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dog buttz posted:I always liked the design of Kit Fisto. It's a million times more creative than the other 90% of Star Wars species. He's that baby alien from MIB grown up.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:32
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happyhippy posted:
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Dec 27, 2014 18:34
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ThePutty posted:what kind of galactic governmental force doesn't have an army? that's the dumbest thing ever i thought it was actually pretty reasonable it had no central army, rather local forces, considering the republic was just a loose association of planets and trade unions with the jedi for security.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:35
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I never read anything EU related so this question might be stupid. Did Sidious or Vader ever go looking for Obi-wan after Episode 3? If I was Sidious I would try to look for him and try to recruit him. He defeated Maul, Grievous, and Anakin.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:36
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Obiwan was too busy being a gay virgin  You can't say thats not true.. notice how he's got no ring in the hologram on dagobah..
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Dec 27, 2014 18:38
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The worst part of the EU is what happens to General Veers (from the Empire Strikes Back). His legs were crushed so badly in the at-at wreck that bacta couldn't fix them! but he didn't want robot legs! so he zooms around in a hoverchair! also he got demoted or w/e b/c his son secretly joined the rebellion! and then he is forced to lead a suicide attack!
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Dec 27, 2014 18:38
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John Yossarian posted:I never read anything EU related so this question might be stupid. Did Sidious or Vader ever go looking for Obi-wan after Episode 3? If I was Sidious I would try to look for him and try to recruit him. He defeated Maul, Grievous, and Anakin. After Revenge of the Sith, Vader pretty much spent his time scouring the galaxy for Jedi who survived. I would think he did search for him but there's a trillion different places he could be hiding. Also he may have been nervous about fighting him considering Vader was considerably weakened force wise by the suit and Obi-Wan beat him the first time anyway. The dumb reason he was weakened is that he had less midichlorians in his body so he had less force power. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Dec 27, 2014 |
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Dec 27, 2014 18:39
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dog buttz posted:After Revenge of the Sith, Vader pretty much spent his time scouring the galaxy for Jedi who survived. I would think he did. Didn't Palpatine try to prevent Vader from doing this? And hired ex-Jedi's to hunt down their old allies? It is absurd how many Jedi were made to survive order 66 by the EU. I think at this point it's roughly equal between how many died and how many survived.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:42
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there's no green jedi girls in the OP either  Why is this happening to us
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Dec 27, 2014 18:44
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:Didn't Palpatine try to prevent Vader from doing this? And hired ex-Jedi's to hunt down their old allies? It is absurd how many Jedi were made to survive order 66 by the EU. I think at this point it's roughly equal between how many died and how many survived. It wouldn't surprise me if he did try to prevent him considering if I remember correctly, he had no faith in Vader and pretty much saw him as the ultimate failure. edit: Also I kinda agree and disagree with you. The way they're shown and described, all the jedi were surrounded by clones when the order was given. However, it would be pretty easy for a Jedi anywhere with civilians to survive considering all you have to do is ditch the clones, ditch the robes, and blend in for a few minutes. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Dec 27, 2014 |
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Dec 27, 2014 18:50
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Post the hot blue jedi w the nice tits
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Dec 27, 2014 18:58
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Fetus Tree posted:Post the hot blue jedi w the nice tits I tried to find a really ugly/fat cosplayer of her but unbelievably couldn't anything other than hot women doing it.  This goes against everything I believed. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Dec 27, 2014 |
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Dec 27, 2014 19:04
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i don't believe theres any hot jedis... it was a myth boys
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Dec 27, 2014 19:07
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Otisburg posted:It sure is a good thing we raised all these children to a life as disposable soldiers so no people would ever have to die in these star wars, eh? It makes a lot more sense that the Republic would be the ones with the droid army, while the Separatists would use a secret clone army. They could have even kept the clones = Stormtroopers thing by finishing the war and deciding to keep the surviving clones around as soldiers.
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Dec 27, 2014 19:14
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dog buttz posted:I tried to find a really ugly/fat cosplayer of her but unbelievably couldn't anything other than hot women doing it. Well it doesn't work if you're too fat to paint your whole body blue and can't pay anyone enough to be willing to do it.
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Dec 27, 2014 19:16
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Kimmalah posted:Well it doesn't work if you're too fat to paint your whole body blue and can't pay anyone enough to be willing to do it. Was this your experience with trying to cosplay as Aayla Secura?? e: im calling you fat
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Dec 27, 2014 19:45
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:Was this your experience with trying to cosplay as Aayla Secura??  But no I just like making fun of Star Wars
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Dec 27, 2014 19:47
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dog buttz posted:It wouldn't surprise me if he did try to prevent him considering if I remember correctly, he had no faith in Vader and pretty much saw him as the ultimate failure. I thought it was pretty hilarious that the Jedi are all unstoppable lightsaber ninjas up to that point and then they all just kinda get shot down effortlessly, and the only one who gets any kind of Force warning or whatever is Yoda I mean you'd think that one Jedi master guy with the big cone head would have put up more of a fight than lazily blocking one shot with his sword or w/e
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Dec 27, 2014 19:56
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:The worst part of the EU is what happens to General Veers (from the Empire Strikes Back). His legs were crushed so badly in the at-at wreck that bacta couldn't fix them! but he didn't want robot legs! so he zooms around in a hoverchair! also he got demoted or w/e b/c his son secretly joined the rebellion! and then he is forced to lead a suicide attack! Wookiepedia posted:Rebel snowspeeder pilot Derek "Hobbie" Klivian flew his damaged vessel directly into the cockpit of Veers's Blizzard One walker. The pilot survived kamikazi! Any chance the force saved him so he can be destined to birth a jedi child that would balance the will of the force in the later future?
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Dec 27, 2014 20:02
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Wolfsheim posted:I thought it was pretty hilarious that the Jedi are all unstoppable lightsaber ninjas up to that point and then they all just kinda get shot down effortlessly, and the only one who gets any kind of Force warning or whatever is Yoda Writers can only make their characters as intelligent as they are. Lucas can't even make a bog standard love story dialogue make sense, so trying to make 400 IQ Space Ninjas do things that 400 IQ Space Ninjas should do is beyond him. Other than 'wave glow wands about and sense disturbances', Jedi do gently caress all else.
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Dec 27, 2014 20:08
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sometimes I think about the awkward cringe moments I had in my life then I think about the guy who created a character named "teh roxxor" and then I don't feel so bad
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Dec 27, 2014 20:12
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muscles like this? posted:Probably one of the goofiest things from the prequels is the scene where Padme complains about democracy ending. Except the democracy they had sucked. Like, it was shown to be pretty much completely useless until Sheev took over. The worst part of that scene is how underwhelming Palpatine's declaration is treated. "thunderous applause" = polite golf clapping apparently. Since he was supposed to be really popular or whatever they should have like jubilant mobs in the streets and poo poo.
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Dec 27, 2014 20:37
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It was kinda stupid everyone just accepted the word of the scary monster guy and were like yeah you're dictator now.
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Dec 27, 2014 20:42
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I just wish there was more of a feeling behind Yoda's hermitage. If he hid not only due to being hunted down but as penance after realizing that those clone troopers weren't disposable people at all but that even he as a wise master didn't see that. Would've only taken like 30s of screen time.
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Dec 27, 2014 20:47
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sexy young infidel posted:i don't believe theres any hot jedis... it was a myth boys I dunno young Obiwan 
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Dec 27, 2014 20:52
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Chill la Chill posted:I just wish there was more of a feeling behind Yoda's hermitage. If he hid not only due to being hunted down but as penance after realizing that those clone troopers weren't disposable people at all but that even he as a wise master didn't see that. Wait, Yoda made the clones? What the hell? I seriously couldn't make any sense of those stupid movies.
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Dec 27, 2014 21:05
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I dunno young Obiwan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEqH00nQac
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Dec 27, 2014 21:17
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Inevitable posted:Wait, Yoda made the clones? What the hell? He was complicit in their use. There's even evidence that he led them to battle and didn't flinch as legions of them died under his control. *then sheds a tear for the Jedi babies*
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Dec 27, 2014 21:21
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Clones are beings that exist outside of the force sort of i think unless you do some special poo poo. Idk, eu is ofc contradictory on this iirc. Basically theyre space Mexicans.
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Dec 27, 2014 21:50
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Fetus Tree posted:Clones are beings that exist outside of the force sort of i think unless you do some special poo poo. Idk, eu is ofc contradictory on this iirc. Request name change to a starwars betamex
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Dec 27, 2014 22:11
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ElGroucho posted:Request name change to a starwars betamex 
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"the executioner is the most mightiest ship in the galaxy" *gets destroyed by a-wing flying into command tower*
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