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Bobby Digital posted:It's way better than the quilt I got last year: it was made of panels from other people's old jeans. PYF Gifts You Have Been Given That Are Literally Someone Else's Trash
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 19:05 |
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Hey now my mom quilts all the time, and does request for me I'm thinking of having her make me a Zelda or space invaders quilt next Forgot one gwaarrk has a new favorite as of 23:11 on Dec 26, 2014 |
# ? Dec 26, 2014 23:09 |
WillOfTheGods posted:Ehh, I'm 25 and I'd count SMB3 as one of my favourite games even if I was only 3 years old when it was released over here. Though I suppose that may have been because of the All-Stars collection on the SNES a few years later. And how often do you talk about Super Mario with your mom?
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 00:17 |
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Decrepus posted:And how often do you talk about Super Mario with your mom? My mom was a gamer before I was born, so I talk about games with her all the time. I think I'ma show her some of these quilts, she'd probably make one for herself..
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 01:05 |
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Decrepus posted:And how often do you talk about Super Mario with your mom? Yo maybe he just has a cool mom, or maybe she pays attention to the interests of her offspring she nurtured through to adulthood
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 01:06 |
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gwaarrk posted:Hey now my mom quilts all the time, and does request for me Your mom is cool that last one owns
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 01:37 |
Greatest note never left is more like it
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 11:54 |
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I only skimmed the thing but does it actually claim that this happened I mean it's cracked, chances are it's just a joke.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 12:34 |
It reads like a joke but it's not funny and someone posted this on facebook like it actually did happen... I know people that stupid, yes
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 13:05 |
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Noyemi K posted:It reads like a joke but it's not funny Sounds about right for Cracked.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 13:36 |
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Cracked doesn't count. it's always supposed to be a joke.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 14:54 |
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10 Things That Never Happened But Happened Anyway
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 16:58 |
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Noyemi K posted:It reads like a joke but it's not funny and someone posted this on facebook like it actually did happen... I know people that stupid, yes May I remind you that people unironically post Onion articles sometimes as if the Onion was a real newspaper. Cracked at least has enough factual information that anything that seems plausible may well be.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 20:28 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:May I remind you that people unironically post Onion articles sometimes as if the Onion was a real newspaper. Cracked at least has enough factual information that anything that seems plausible may well be. Except, of course, this doesn't seem plausible. We need a seasonal NAR. quote:Sadly That’s A Wrap
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 11:33 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Except, of course, this doesn't seem plausible. Why didn't she just say no and walk away? I know it didn't happen but come on! I guess her mistake was saying that she did work there and the Generic Retard Customer assumed that meant she was On Duty or something
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 11:40 |
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Khazar-khum posted:wrapping lady That is definitely a violation of her contract.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 12:33 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Except, of course, this doesn't seem plausible.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 12:33 |
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Stuntman posted:Christ, even in their loving made-up story they're a complete pushover. Well you wouldn't want to make it too unbelievable.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 14:03 |
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quote:This TIFU is still developing, but requires a little backstory first. I've been working at my company for the past year, it's my first job out of college. Additionally, my office is blessed with a surprisingly high number of attractive women for a tech company (most of them were business majors, but I’ll take it). I've become very close friends with one of them, Angie. Presented without comment via lebbit, http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2qliev/tifupdate_letting_the_corporate_holiday_party/. Link also has some clarification of the seminal gymnastics amongst other things.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 15:53 |
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winegums posted:TL;DR: Corporate Holiday party. Infatuated with beautiful coworker who has two hot friends who are also coworkers. Lots of alcohol. Four-way. Ran out of condoms. Start dating the girl of my dreams. Find out I impregnated both of her hot friends. One of them is crazy. Get this, this crazy feminazi bitch spermjacked me and is loving NUTS - I got her pregnant by willfully not using condoms, and she says that she wants me to leave my girlfriend in order to help take care of my baby!
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 16:03 |
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winegums posted:Presented without comment via lebbit, http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2qliev/tifupdate_letting_the_corporate_holiday_party/. Link also has some clarification of the seminal gymnastics amongst other things. Dear Penthouse I never thought it would happen to me...
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 16:15 |
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So far five people have thought that story was amazing enough to spend money on him. Christ.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 16:17 |
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Tracula posted:So far five people have thought that story was amazing enough to spend money on him. Christ. Show these people a porn film, it'll blow their mind...
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 16:45 |
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/12/26/passenger-tossed-after-flipping-out-over-staffs-merry-christmas/ This is the classic story, even down to the applause at the end
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 18:54 |
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: clarification of the seminal gymnastics
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 19:00 |
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Khazar-khum posted:
Yeah, working off the clock is a no no, most places I know of that's a write up or you get fired.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 19:20 |
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Khazar-khum posted:We need a seasonal NAR. "Don't you work here?" "Yeah but it's my day off" The End. I really hate the way they write everyone as if they were Data from TNG. "Yes ma'am, although today is a day in which I am not currently scheduled to work, or "on the clock". Perhaps one of my fellow employees will be able to assist you with your request?" No wonder everyone interrupts them with random bullshit, who would just stand there and listen to that?
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 23:27 |
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Je suis fatigue posted:"Don't you work here?" The protagonists are Data, but the antagonists are equally as long-winded, but with deliberately simplified word choice to emphasize how stupid they are and how smart Data is. Actually, I feel like a lot of the STDHs become more bearable if you literally picture Data in them.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 02:11 |
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quote:...over 2000 drinks served for ~320 people... Oh no, six drinks per person at the office Christmas party. Hold onto your butts, it's gonna get crazy in here.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 04:33 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Actually, I feel like a lot of the STDHs become more bearable if you literally picture Data in them. You mean as the rear end in a top hat customer, right? Because that *does* make the stories better.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:37 |
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ibntumart posted:You mean as the rear end in a top hat customer, right? Because that *does* make the stories better. In every role, really. Datas everywhere.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 09:06 |
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The wrapping story of course actually went more like: Customer: *recognizes worker* Hey can you wrap these for me? Worker: Oh hm *cringe* I huh OKAY *wraps presents self-loathingly, comforts self with notion of writing STDH story about it*
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 09:09 |
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Tracula posted:So far five people have thought that story was amazing enough to spend money on him. Christ. Spend money? I don't know anything about Reddit. Will people just give you money???
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 09:11 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Spend money? I don't know anything about Reddit. Will people just give you money??? They'll give you a month of reddit premium.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 09:17 |
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Tunicate posted:They'll give you a month of reddit premium. Ah Ok. Thanks.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 09:20 |
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winegums posted:Presented without comment via lebbit, http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2qliev/tifupdate_letting_the_corporate_holiday_party/. Link also has some clarification of the seminal gymnastics amongst other things. You just know that 'his last condom' is the one he's been keeping in his wallet for the last 15 years, hoping that one day he could finally use it.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 09:48 |
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davidspackage posted:The wrapping story of course actually went more like: I figured it was more likely Customer: Hey can you help me wrap this? Worker: *pretends they didn't hear it, keeps walking, writes STDH story later* At least when I had jobs and wasn't on the clock I'd just keep walking as if I didn't hear it. Though now that I think about it the weirded thing that I saw in that vein was somebody asking me to do something for them in a store that I not only didn't work at at the time but had never worked at.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 11:46 |
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Tunicate posted:They'll give you a month of reddit premium. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:11 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:It's the gift that keeps on giving. Giving to this thread at least.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 22:44 |
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Behind Closed Ovens posted:I worked at a catering outfit in college that did jobs for FBO's (private jets, etc), and this one client kept my boss pissed of all the time. Always complaining about the price, the quality, whatever, the guy had to complain. Boy, I bet that guy ate the whole chocolate-covered pizza without even realizing that it was white chocolate and not cheese! Because those things taste SO similar!
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