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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

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pandaK posted:

Those videos remind me of the one video of a huge fat lady making a massive marshmallow casserole or something of the like, and halfway through the video she says she's making enough for one meal. Does anyone remember the video I'm talking about?

Simply Sara? The macaroni salad?

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Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Dillbag posted:

Simply Sara? The macaroni salad?

Yeah, I actually just went back a few pages and found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

moerketid
Jul 3, 2012


The YouTube comments are full of people saying "omg she didn't wash the meat". What the hell? I've never known anyone in my life who washes meat, the idea is pretty comical/crazy. Is it an American thing to wash meat? Even then my friends I've stayed with in the US, I'm pretty sure did not wash meat.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Being an American I feel qualified to answer that. No one washes meat here.

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Solice Kirsk posted:

Being an American I feel qualified to answer that. No one washes meat here.

I know people who wash meat. They rinse off hamburger after cooking it to remove the grease. I think it's dumb as hell and makes your food taste even more like cardboard than it did already, since these people are invariably using it in Hamburger Helper or something similar.

Aristophanes
Aug 11, 2012

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever!

SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

I know people who wash meat. They rinse off hamburger after cooking it to remove the grease. I think it's dumb as hell and makes your food taste even more like cardboard than it did already, since these people are invariably using it in Hamburger Helper or something similar.

Trying to wash grease off hamburgers using water? Why? Just dab it with paper towels or something if you're so keen on making your 20% meat product hamburger more "healthy"

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Anyone who gets the grease off hamburger is a monster.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Aristophanes posted:

Trying to wash grease off hamburgers using water? Why? Just dab it with paper towels or something if you're so keen on making your 20% meat product hamburger more "healthy"

Yeah low meat content in supermarket ground beef is a real problem around here.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Ugh, recycle that can, lady! :madhippie:

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell
It can be worth a quick rinse for chops and bone-in steaks to get rid of bone fragment pre-cooking. Anything else is nuts.

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

Aristophanes posted:

Trying to wash grease off hamburgers using water? Why? Just dab it with paper towels or something if you're so keen on making your 20% meat product hamburger more "healthy"

I think you might find this tip helpful.
http://www.ulillillia.us/tipsntricks/fatremovaltrick.shtml

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois
I hose off raw chicken if its a little old and kinda slimy but not yet spoiled. I then cook the ever loving poo poo out of it and bleach anything it may have even remotely touched.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
Yeah, lots of people rinse meats (especially chicken) erroneously thinking it can wash away slime or germs. Instead, they splash ecoli across their entire kitchen and contaminate everything!

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

I only just barely live in the South, but I don't know anyone who puts that much butter in anything. Or scoops it out with their fingers. I think she's mistaken "Fat person thing" for "Southern thing". Granted...we've got a lotta fatties here.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Yeah, lots of people rinse meats (especially chicken) erroneously thinking it can wash away slime or germs. Instead, they splash ecoli across their entire kitchen and contaminate everything!

I'm not spraying it everywhere, its a gentle rinse in the sink as opposed to spraying it with the pressurized jet :saddowns:

I've never gotten food poisoning though.

Bad Roy
Jan 29, 2008

Animals are like humans, always being dicks.

Literally Kermit posted:

Or still using an icon of a 3.5" floppy disk to indicate "Save". :v:

My aunt made pigs in a blanket - hot dog pieces or mini-cocktail wieners wrapped and baked in biscuit dough - for the annual Christmas party. This year, my cousin got a block of cheddar the size of a small car as a gift from his job at the local dairy plant, so my aunt cut open the hot dogs and slapped in little rectangle slices of cheese.

It looked pretty unappetizing at first, mostly because it looked so processed paired with the hot dog, and after I ate about fifty of them I almost issued a complaint. :jiggled:

Those aren't pigs in blankets, they're budget sausage rolls. Pigs in blankets are chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon and they're exquisite.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

what the gently caress is a chipolata sausage

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Yeah, lots of people rinse meats (especially chicken) erroneously thinking it can wash away slime or germs. Instead, they splash ecoli across their entire kitchen and contaminate everything!

My family washes poultry in salt and lemon juice to get that 'tastes like a chicken smells' taste out of it.
But any red meat? nope.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Alouicious posted:

what the gently caress is a chipolata sausage

A good thing.

A thin sausage about finger-thickness, traditionally wrapped in streaky bacon and cooked as an accompaniment to Christmas meals in :britain: These are known colloquially as pigs in blankets.

AKA emulsified high fat offal tube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzeDZtx3wUw

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Alouicious posted:

what the gently caress is a chipolata sausage

NO poo poo I PUT SLICED ONES IN MY WAFFLE IRON

seriously

it was pretty good

EDIT: They are marketed at Korean CostCo as chipolatas, anyways.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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And funnily enough they have nothing to do with chipotles

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

Alouicious posted:

what the gently caress is a chipolata sausage

thespaceinvader posted:

A good thing.

A thin sausage about finger-thickness, traditionally wrapped in streaky bacon and cooked as an accompaniment to Christmas meals in :britain: These are known colloquially as pigs in blankets.

AKA emulsified high fat offal tube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzeDZtx3wUw

I am :britain: who just spent my first Christmas in the US and cooked a British Christmas dinner for my fiance. Chipolatas were like the only component of the dinner (except for desserts and stuff but I brought those over because it was more obvious they wouldn't be available) that were impossible to source here. You guys should eat them, they're a fatty meat product so they'd fit right in and they've got to be better than those abominable breakfast turkey sausage things.

Verus
Jun 3, 2011

AUT INVENIAM VIAM AUT FACIAM

Bad Roy posted:

Those aren't pigs in blankets, they're budget sausage rolls. Pigs in blankets are chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon and they're exquisite.


I don't know what these 'pigs in blankets' are, but here in America we eat 'pigs in a blanket' and they're exactly as described.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Bad Roy posted:

Those aren't pigs in blankets, they're budget sausage rolls. Pigs in blankets are chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon and they're exquisite.

Why would the blanket be made of the pig's own flesh? Real pigs in a blanket are cocktail weenies wrapped in a piece of crescent roll dough and they're goddamn delicious with mustard. :colbert:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

cobalt impurity posted:

Why would the blanket be made of the pig's own flesh? Real pigs in a blanket are cocktail weenies wrapped in a piece of crescent roll dough and they're goddamn delicious with mustard. :colbert:

Yeop. Mine are hot dogs (halved) wrapped in 99 cent crescent rolls. I have mine with BBQ sauce mixed with a bit of sriracha.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

cobalt impurity posted:

Why would the blanket be made of the pig's own flesh? Real pigs in a blanket are cocktail weenies wrapped in a piece of crescent roll dough and they're goddamn delicious with mustard. :colbert:

Sounds like a sausage roll (also sometimes called pigs in blankets). In the UK we'd use sausage meat rather than a hotdog style sausage. I Latvia they have a similar thing too which is a hot dog wrapped in a brioche-ish pastry and sometimes with gherkin mustard inside too.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

cobalt impurity posted:

Why would the blanket be made of the pig's own flesh? Real pigs in a blanket are cocktail weenies wrapped in a piece of crescent roll dough and they're goddamn delicious with mustard. :colbert:

Sounds like a sausage roll (also sometimes called pigs in blankets). In the UK we'd use sausage meat rather than a hot dog style sausage. In Latvia they have a similar thing too which is a hot dog wrapped in a brioche-ish pastry and sometimes with gherkin mustard inside too.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice
Why don't we split the difference and put one of these

Bad Roy posted:

chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon and they're exquisite.

in crescent dough?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
The bacon wouldn't go crisp and it would be kind of soggy I fear.

But for the sake of experimentation I would be willing to make the attempt!

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
wrap the roll in bacon instead

atholbrose
Feb 28, 2001

Splish!

No, no, pigs-in-blankets are breakfast sausages wrapped in pancakes, with syrup over them.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

Rigged Death Trap posted:

My family washes poultry in salt and lemon juice to get that 'tastes like a chicken smells' taste out of it.
But any red meat? nope.

You should really Google "food safety washing chicken" because it's an absolute no-no. Do you mean you season the chicken?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Let's just say that any sausage wrapped in anything is a pigs in a blanket. Besides, the only true PiB is a brat, boiled in beer, covered in beer batter, deep fried, and served with spicy mustard.

moerketid
Jul 3, 2012

Rigged Death Trap posted:

My family washes poultry in salt and lemon juice to get that 'tastes like a chicken smells' taste out of it.
But any red meat? nope.

Do you only buy your chicken when it's cheap and past the expiration date or something? :psyduck:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
:britain:


:911:


Both look pretty delicious to me and have no place in this thread :colbert:

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I know food in general in 50s-60s cookbooks looked disgusting but this one is literally just a growth someone surgically removed and threw on a plate

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
One of the easiest ways to find anti-food porn is to go on nearly any recipe site and look at the user submitted pictures. Like fish in a barrel.
Sweet and sour meatballs




"King crab appetizers"




Deviled eggs My pet iguana shat in the egg whites




And something called "Ground Beef Curly Noodles" aka Ramen Noodles and Whatever Frozen Vegetables I Happen To Have On Hand

CSM
Jan 29, 2014

56th Motorized Infantry 'Mariupol' Brigade
Seh' die Welt in Trummern liegen

Alouicious posted:

what the gently caress is a chipolata sausage

A chipolata /ˌtʃɪpɵˈlɑːtə/ is a type of fresh sausage, believed to have been created in France, similar to Italian sausage but often prepared as a relatively thin and short breakfast-style sausage, often grilled rather than fried.

Chipolatas are typically made from coarse-ground pork seasoned with salt and pepper together with herbs and spices — according to the particular recipe — such as sage, thyme, pimento, or nutmeg.



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Sunshine Mix
Jun 11, 2009

Rigged Death Trap posted:

My family washes poultry in salt and lemon juice to get that 'tastes like a chicken smells' taste out of it.
But any red meat? nope.

isn't this basically brining? which I always do with chicken, but it's a soak more than a wash

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