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Eat pineapple if you want your jizz to taste good, Or so I am told
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FCKGW posted:yes porn is one of the highest margin thing in the store and is also the most stolen thing in the store. be a good son/grandson and teach your father/grampa how to use the internet well enough to get free porn. it's time to have "the talk" with them.
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Dec 29, 2014 12:04
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Tusen Takk posted:Eat pineapple if you want your jizz to taste good,
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Blackula69 posted:so when you take a giant hunk of metal and connect it by four small screws at its base to a flimsy motherboard and then hand it over to the mongoloids at UPS who use it for football practice, sometimes they can break off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKUDTPbDhnA
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Dec 29, 2014 18:05
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Fabricated posted:wasn't there someone here who wrote a great big post about exactly this It's probably still there, believe it was an ask/tell OP about sex generally. loving goons.
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Dec 29, 2014 18:31
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Should have bought a reasonable monitor, of course a Fed Ex guy is going to throw some TN piece of poo poo. Wouldn't have happened with a nice Dell Ultrasharp.
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Dec 29, 2014 19:07
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stupid rich piece of poo poo should've opened his gate or had his PA get one. mail order is for loving poors without private gates
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Dec 29, 2014 22:21
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Spartan is still going to use Microsoft's Chakra JavaScript engine and Microsoft's Trident rendering engine (not WebKit), sources say. As Neowin's Brad Sams reported back in September, the coming browser will look and feel more like Chrome and Firefox and will support extensions. Sams also reported on December 29 that Microsoft has two different versions of Trident in the works, which also seemingly supports the claim that the company has two different Trident-based browsers. However, if my sources are right, Spartan is not IE 12. Instead, Spartan is a new, light-weight browser Microsoft is building. Windows 10 (at least the desktop version) will ship with both Spartan and IE 11, my sources say. IE 11 will be there for backward-compatibility's sake. Spartan will be available for both desktop and mobile (phone/tablet) versions of Windows 10, sources say.
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Dec 29, 2014 22:26
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spartan the codename for their ie successor is based on halo why hasn't the rest of the company turned on the branding department
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http://www.theverge.com/2014/12/29/7463949/xbox-executives-leaving-microsoft-tv-apps-dead But more importantly, Multerer's departure means that almost every single person on the Xbox One team we profiled last November when that console launched has now either left the company or been reassigned under new Xbox chief Phil Spencer. Microsoft's original vision of the Xbox One as a general-purpose living room platform has been drastically scaled back. Spencer is a games guy, and his focus on games is paying off, as the Xbox One just outsold the PS4 for the first time in November. But all the people who were trying to build something bigger? Well, they're gone. Just go down the list of the people in this feature video we made — a video focused on Xbox TV:
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Dec 29, 2014 22:29
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Wow, they fired all the right people. Weird.
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Dec 29, 2014 22:30
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qirex posted:
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 REDMOND, WA — Microsoft Corporation has announced that they will be changing their company name to Halo in order to "emphasize how much more [they] are than Windows, the most-used operating system in the world." According to Frank Holland, Corporate Vice President of Halo Advertising and Online (HAO) , the new company name reflects the "dynamic world that [they] intend to build, with technologies that surround our customer's mind-space and enable a more productive and healthful future for us and our children's children." Holland was joined on-stage by a hologram of Cortana, their proactive personal digital assistant and noted naked blue big-titty video-game lady.
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Dec 29, 2014 22:33
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I think I'm getting close to that point in my career where I can come into a floundering company with a bunch of big talk and leverage that into a real job somewhere good, I should look into that
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Dec 29, 2014 22:34
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duTrieux. posted:spartan Much like the master chief collection, it will ship broken and in tatters requiring constant updates. Like internet explorer. circleoflife.aiff
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qirex posted:http://www.theverge.com/2014/12/29/7463949/xbox-executives-leaving-microsoft-tv-apps-dead quote:Multerer has been on leave since the Xbox One launched; he and his wife Keri launched the interactive erotica site Silkwords back in Februrary, and now he says he's focusing on other new startup ideas.
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Dec 29, 2014 22:35
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interactive erotica is a better idea than snapping a 16:9 video to 1/3 the width of a 16:9 screen
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Dec 29, 2014 22:36
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qirex posted:snapping a 16:9 video to 1/3 the width of a 16:9 screen i'm not familiar with this sex move
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univbee posted:i'm not familiar with this sex move  that little box in the upper right corner is a tv show that is playing that's not a preview icon that's how big the show is and if it's widescreen it stays the same width and gets even smaller  edit: note that both screenshots are from launch game dead rising 3 because I'm pretty sure nobody's actually used it since november of 2013
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Dec 29, 2014 23:11
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qirex posted:
I would like to watch TV on the same screen and at the same time as I play video games -no one, ever
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Dec 29, 2014 23:16
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you can get a 2nd tv or hell, a tablet you just lean against the base of your tv and get a better experience
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Dec 29, 2014 23:18
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Blue Train posted:I would like to watch TV on the same screen and at the same time as I play video games I used to use picture in picture to watch TV while I leveled up rpg characters ofc I used to play jrpgs too so yeah times change basically ms got mad that people were on their phones or tablets while watching tv and since they have basically no marketshare in either of those spots they just shoehorned tv into the one product they had that hasn't been an utter failure over the last decade
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Dec 29, 2014 23:19
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qirex posted:I used to use picture in picture to watch TV while I leveled up rpg characters pip worked best on 16x9 TV's back when 4x3 material was the norm, and cable boxes weren't so you could tune to two different stations easily
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Dec 29, 2014 23:25
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duTrieux. posted:spartan literally every codename is halo based, they have run out of original ideas
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univbee posted:pip worked best on 16x9 TV's back when 4x3 material was the norm, and cable boxes weren't so you could tune to two different stations easily that thing when sports shows ads and sports at the same time but they shrink them both down for SD format makes me hella 
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at this point i'm surprised that they haven't just thrown in the towel and shipped a WebKit based browser with Windows 10, deprecating IE but on balance it's kind of a good thing. WebKit running on 90% of all browsers isn't a significantly better situation than Trident running on 90% of browsers. it's still a situation where the de-facto specification is 400,000 lines of C++ as opposed to an actual spec (see also that one time where some people tried to make SQLite part of HTML 5)
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Dec 30, 2014 00:13
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remember when the w3c pissed away a decade on xhtml
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remember that time when ms launched a product and hinted at it integrating with their other products? wasnt the surface meant to do something xboxy?
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remember microsoft band and how they didnt think to sustain their crush of astrotruf past the first two days so this is the first time you've read the words Microsoft Band in a month
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Dec 30, 2014 00:21
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if i wanted a fitness band thing, and please be assured that i dont, i would just buy a fitbit because thats the only one ive heard of and it's probably good enough.
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pram posted:remember when the w3c pissed away a decade on xhtml shadow puppet of a posted:remember microsoft band and how they didnt think to sustain their crush of astrotruf past the first two days so this is the first time you've read the words Microsoft Band in a month
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qirex posted:does anyone besides academics think "hm, I wish writing web pages was more like xml" please dont lure shaggar in here
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i'm just stunned to see them continue to do the 'someone else is set to pass 50m units sold? better spin up or own version' they have no business making hardware aside from the fight to the death on mice and keyboards they are locked in with logitech at your local frys and staples
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shadow puppet of a posted:i'm just stunned to see them continue to do the 'someone else is set to pass 50m units sold? better spin up or own version' they have no business making hardware aside from the fight to the death on mice and keyboards they are locked in with logitech at your local frys and staples  too beautiful for this world
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Dec 30, 2014 00:55
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so the question is begged: why haven't they made bluetooth speakers yet? people actually buy those
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its ms so it would be a surface speaker that only worked with the surface despite being bluetooth, have a 6 hour battery life, sound like poo poo and cost $300. and come with one unique feature that nobody asked for or used like being able to act as a microphone only for the surface.
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Dec 30, 2014 01:07
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wrong. its a bluetooth speaker thats also a kinect
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I don't see how a less functional ie would be any better. I think this might be a matter of rebranding the deck chairs again
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a bluetooth speaker that you can like...attach to things... ummmmm a bluetooth speaker with a rumble pack in it so u can put it in ur pocket and feel the bass
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