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bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Right about now was when they'd give the kid a belt of neat whiskey and settle things.

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Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Simian_Prime posted:

Pretty much the only thing that Working Daze has over Mike Du Jour is that Zakour isn't a wife beater.

That we know of.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




LtStorm posted:

Wait until it goes into dead sleep, then put the antlers on it and take the pic. Then include a statement with the pic that the ferret is definitely alive and just asleep.

They'd never believe me.



Ferrets sleep real good. Dead Animal Comix.




Dogs can't help looking guilty because their owners always project guilt onto them however they look. There have been studies.

Ballard Street


I think this was supposed to be an oblique closet joke, but it just turned out looking really sinister.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


I think that the artist really wanted to draw a nude.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County



Just quoting political speeches here.

Calvin And Hobbes




Ripley's

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



|Dick Tracy



Judge Parker


Strange, usually it's just the poor that are revolting in this strip.

9 Chickweed Lane


Oh, the guests on the edge of their seats are the ones leaving in the middle of the ceremony, right?

Pibgorn

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.


Oh very well: French spy season, FIRE!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I'm not sure how I feel about a little kid looking at Spencer's gifts.

F Minus





drat that's a fine angry chicken.



Mary Worth







You are interrupting sandwich time!

Rex Morgan MD





ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
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Pearls Before Swine


My New Year's Resolution: run far enough to make the joke.

Pros & Cons

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Kelly's age? According to the Sunday strip, the car and driver are for the five-year-old's benefit!

My most vivid memory of a parental 'gift' at that age:

Momma Boods: Well, that was a nice day out! Did you like that building? There were lots of toys and other kids your own age?

Lil Boods: [playing unconcerned on the living room floor] Meh. It was ok.

Momma Boods: Good! Because you'll be going back there tomorrow...and the day after...and the day after that!

Lil Boods: :stonk: How many days?!

Brother Boods [who was 14 to my 5] Ha ha, you'll be in school for the next 12 years!*

Lil Boods :gonk:

Shove your car and driver up your demon-child arse, Demon Child Morgan.

*Turned out to be the next forty-five years :derp:

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Johnny Walker posted:

I'm not sure how I feel about a little kid looking at Spencer's gifts.
:golfclap:

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Goonbert

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


You're at someone else's house. What did you expect?

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy joins the Occupy movement. (October 24, 1927)



Peanuts (January 4, 1968)



Funky Winkerbean deals with middle-age drift. But enough about the writing...



Popeye



Rip Haywire works with the tools he has.



Out Our Way (May 5-6, 1926)





The way Mom's holding back on the investment, you'd think the Depression had already happened.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Ham Shears BLOWS YOUR loving MIND.


The Dinette Set are always right.


Working Daze something something Republicans.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
The Creeps are nazi sympathizers. More later tonight.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Ms Boods posted:

Kelly's age? According to the Sunday strip, the car and driver are for the five-year-old's benefit!

My most vivid memory of a parental 'gift' at that age:

Momma Boods: Well, that was a nice day out! Did you like that building? There were lots of toys and other kids your own age?

Lil Boods: [playing unconcerned on the living room floor] Meh. It was ok.

Momma Boods: Good! Because you'll be going back there tomorrow...and the day after...and the day after that!

Lil Boods: :stonk: How many days?!

Brother Boods [who was 14 to my 5] Ha ha, you'll be in school for the next 12 years!*

Lil Boods :gonk:

Shove your car and driver up your demon-child arse, Demon Child Morgan.

*Turned out to be the next forty-five years :derp:

Those must be some really kick-rear end toys.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County plans ahead.


Calvin And Hobbes sulk.




Ripley's

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Huh. I wonder what the hell Gocomics is doing in the mornings to wreck stuff so badly.

Jane's World



Non Sequitur



Heavenly Nostrils is yesterday's.

Kliban



Don't yell at the monkey. You're making him sad. :smith:

9 Chickweed Lane 12/29/2003



Zits



I was listening to an Arctic Monkeys mix in the garage yesterday, and my 21yo accused me of being an alien android replacement for "Dad".

Kevin & Kell



Nerp. No Nemi as the UK continues to party on.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I was listening to an Arctic Monkeys mix in the garage yesterday, and my 21yo accused me of being an alien android replacement for "Dad".

This is the dadliest thing you've ever posted and you've posted some pretty loving dadly things in your time.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"I was listening to a very hip, cool new band, the Arctic Monkeys."

Can't wait to hear when you discover Arcade Fire.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Mr. Squishy posted:

This is the dadliest thing you've ever posted and you've posted some pretty loving dadly things in your time.

Yeah, it slips out every once in a while. It really gets bad when I break out the Bert Kaempfert. Arcade Fire? Naw.. Crystal Castles? Now we're talkin'. :v:

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.


Gregor Hamsa?

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Boy, it's weird and unpleasant coming back to this thread right after reading Nancy is Happy.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Why would Led Zeppelin even schedule a concert in a country where their hair would be illegal?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Mister Kingdom posted:

Why would Led Zeppelin even schedule a concert in a country where their hair would be illegal?

Bands usually don't do their own booking.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Really, rock stars are usually on the same rung as tourists when it comes to knowing foreign laws.

Pogo (December 31, 1956)



Peanuts: Year Two (January 20, 1952)



Super-Fun-Pak Comix



Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Stultus Maximus posted:

Bands usually don't do their own booking.

I was referring to them as an entity, but I guess their manager didn't think to find out because that is weird.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Nerp. No Nemi as the UK continues to party on.
Nemi will be back after new year, with a hangover.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Evil Mastermind posted:

Ham Shears BLOWS YOUR loving MIND.


The way the humor's going it's like she's angling for her own show on Cartoon Network.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Fingerpori



Muumio = The Mummy, but I'm sure I don't need to explain the joke in Finnish...

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

RandomPauI posted:

The way the humor's going it's like she's angling for her own show on Cartoon Network.

Doesn't she already work on Regular Show? Or is that what you were saying?

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Classic Prince Valiant

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
So, not Val killing them gaily, but his Dad torturing the lot instead. Hardcore.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

goatface posted:

So, not Val killing them gaily, but his Dad torturing the lot instead. Hardcore.

Val had to learn from somewhere.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
oof, who scheduled two holidays with work days inbetween them?

Cul-de-sac


Poptropica Seriously, next year, I'm taking my vacation on the 23rd and not coming back until the second.


Heathcliff

Well, that's great, but your husband just got the boot.

Cricken_Nigfops fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Dec 30, 2014

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Sucks for you, I suppose. I've been off since the friday before Christmas, and don't go back until the 5th. Smug Jerk Comix.

Pooch Café


It's been three days. Fish is definitely dead.

Ballard Street


Hell on the knees, assuming he's landing on his feet.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Vargo posted:

Doesn't she already work on Regular Show? Or is that what you were saying?

She does, but that doesn't preclude getting her own 15 minute timeslot for Ham Sheers. It has lesbians on it though so it'd probably become an Adult Swim property. Like Mission Hill but with a pig.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Yeah, it slips out every once in a while. It really gets bad when I break out the Bert Kaempfert. Arcade Fire? Naw.. Crystal Castles? Now we're talkin'. :v:

Someone get BlankIsBeautiful a "Jeremy's Dad from Zits" avatar!

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

RandomPauI posted:

She does, but that doesn't preclude getting her own 15 minute timeslot for Ham Sheers. It has lesbians on it though so it'd probably become an Adult Swim property. Like Mission Hill but with a pig.

I figure it's OK to show gay couple in kids cartoons now, as long as it's subtle enough to give plausible deniability. Worked with "Legend of Korra".

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ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
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Pearls Before Swine


Pros & Cons

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