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Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:
You should save those for when it's time to wind the thread down.

Y'know...to let it tapir off...

ahem.

Hey look stinky predator showdown:

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CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That ferret has had enough of your pun bullshit

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Something Else posted:

A tapir once sprayed piss on me at a zoo in Belize. Now look at my dad's dogs:


I figured out which one ate your sandwich.

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you


Post Christmas romp napping.

Yoshi Jjang
Oct 5, 2011

renard renard renarnd renrard

renard




Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

IMJack posted:

This gif is always kinda weird to me. It's like, that's a funky African-looking cat statue, until suddenly INCOMING

...

I had the same reaction. It helps that it looks like it was recorded by a phone or something else with a slightly wonky field of view, so the cat goes from large to holyfuckenormous as it swoops in for the struggle-snuggle.

edit: I'd always seen struggle-snuggle used in the context of large, overly affectionate animals. A google image search suggests it might also be an internet euphemism for rape. For the record, I did not mean to imply that this cat is a rapist.

Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 23:14 on Dec 29, 2014

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Blue Footed Booby posted:

I had the same reaction. It helps that it looks like it was recorded by a phone or something else with a slightly wonky field of view, so the cat goes from large to holyfuckenormous as it swoops in for the struggle-snuggle.

edit: I'd always seen struggle-snuggle used in the context of large, overly affectionate animals. A google image search suggests it might also be an internet euphemism for rape. For the record, I did not mean to imply that this cat is a rapist.

D'oh.

casual poster
Jun 29, 2009

So casual.

Dove from Above posted:



please enjoy this grilled cheese moth

This dude is bowing to this thread

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Dove from Above posted:



please enjoy this grilled cheese moth

Pretty sure that's a Doritoth, dude. You can tell the difference by the colour :pseudo:.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Well, this is just an invitation to post cute moths.





Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Say Nothing posted:

Well, this is just an invitation to post cute moths.



I guess fake felt moths like that are also cute :buddy:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Baby golden bushtail Possum:


Cute or really disturbing? or both?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO has a new favorite as of 04:55 on Dec 30, 2014

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

This page is excellent, so many critters that look like real life pokemon. Here's some more:

Aardvarks:


Sloths:


Pangolins:


Porcupines:


Snakes are pretty neat:


Penguins.


Bears:


Raccoons:


Komodo Dragons


Horny toads, how could I forget these adorable fat little bastards :kimchi:

blunt for century has a new favorite as of 05:00 on Dec 30, 2014

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

wipeout posted:

Baby golden bushtail Possum:



Forever my favourite brushtail possum photo.




The greedy little bastard broke into a pastry shop and gorged himself until he was so fat he couldn't even move. Compare the tiny hole he chewed in the box with how big his belly is now. Alos, that box would have been full of neat rows of pastries - now look at it.

:allears:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I guess fake felt moths like that are also cute :buddy:
Not fake. It's a pokemon!

These, however, seem to be some sort of freerange toupee, or possibly tribbles.









flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





That's its threat display. It is saying 'look how big I am and how loud I can roar, you are clearly outclassed here, predator.'

Anything that dumb has to be cute.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

The llamaworm. Who needs legs anyway?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

It's like there's a wrestling belt up there, and he's giving the best possible body slam ever :)

If you didn't hear this immediately when the glider jumped, you're not a true wrestling fan :colbert:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7J8bTXlSek&t=9s

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

RandomFerret posted:

That's its threat display. It is saying 'look how big I am and how loud I can roar, you are clearly outclassed here, predator.'

Anything that dumb has to be cute.

tbf I probably wouldnt eat it after that.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right


CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

Ahhhh I love nudes :kimchi:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Gorilla Salad posted:

Forever my favourite brushtail possum photo.




The greedy little bastard broke into a pastry shop and gorged himself until he was so fat he couldn't even move. Compare the tiny hole he chewed in the box with how big his belly is now. Alos, that box would have been full of neat rows of pastries - now look at it.

:allears:

That's it! You've caught me! I've gorged myself to the utmost, I've lived a full life. I have no reason to fight anymore, I die a happy possum!

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

:eng101: Pengwings

http://youtu.be/-GnLDJAgrws

barricaded one
Jun 17, 2006
One happy pig!



http://www.estherthewonderpig.com/

bustercasey
Apr 9, 2012
Gary’s Answer

My friend had a pig. It would be cute, you'd think, but they suck. I say that only based on his pig, but his pig sucked enough for all pigs to be considered lovely. This photo is not cute, now that I've been bitten by a pig many times.


Instead I give you, Cuda, the deformed pit bull, a shortened spine dog:

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

He looks like a cartoon dog.

Actually, with all his muscles he looks like a mabari.

marshmallow creep has a new favorite as of 17:57 on Dec 30, 2014

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

MoraleHazard posted:

Here is Rupert, or the RupeStar 3000 as I call him. That was not posed; Rupert is a bit of a Laprador Retriever.


Somebody has a new favorite as of 18:19 on Dec 30, 2014

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Not the exact same species, but closely-related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mISMwN-0ggE

Sadly, this isn't the same video clip as I remember, because it cuts off the part at the end where the female rain frog and her fully-developed offspring reemerge from underground.

XQ
Jun 22, 2004

I came with Demond.
Hedgehogs transform:







Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


bustercasey posted:

My friend had a pig. It would be cute, you'd think, but they suck. I say that only based on his pig, but his pig sucked enough for all pigs to be considered lovely. This photo is not cute, now that I've been bitten by a pig many times.


There was a farming thread in Ask/Tell once and the funniest part was the guy talking about how evil the pigs were. That picture's cute, but god help you if you pass out or something around them while they're hungry. :stare:

nitebum
Aug 9, 2005

crazy beard for the win
good aim
no shame



http://www.dogshaming.com/2014/12/perfect-aim/

Lurkman
Nov 4, 2008

I can't find this anywhere on Cyriak's youtube page. Is it a work in progress?

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
Caracals.







Go here for even higher res versions, and more pictures of these things: https://fionaayerst.wordpress.com/2013/12/29/growing-kittens/

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



And what store pray tell sells and/or donates such caracals to warm loving homes?

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Pander posted:

And what store pray tell sells and/or donates such caracals to warm loving homes?

Well, as adults they will want to feast on delicious manflesh, so only those shady exotic pet traders I would imagine.


a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

keep tryin' buddy

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

a kitten posted:

keep tryin' buddy


This happens like 20% of the time my girlfriend's cat wants to drink out of the sink.

The rest of the time she remembers that she's done it before and gets it right.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


I went to Rottnest Island over Christmas this year and got to visit the quokkas. :kimchi:

Baby quokka nibbling my finger: http://youtu.be/F4ebCRWXQRs
Quokka checking out my fiancé's smartphone: http://youtu.be/Z5JGt9x8PVc

And unrelated, a horde of guinea pigs chowing down on pineapple: http://youtu.be/-c8l-TCwilY

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Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Drone posted:

Baby quokka nibbling my finger: http://youtu.be/F4ebCRWXQRs

NO! You not meant to feed them so very jealous

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