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"so I get to work with a fat naked elephant, a small penguin, and a motherfucking snake orrrr I can go hang out with the badass robot? not seeing the value proposition here guys"
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also a tiny, womanish crane
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i should note that that's posted at a university less than a mile away from one of rackspace's major offices, for their Email and Apps division
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Sagebrush posted:"i'm sorry", except in at least half the population that triggers a "it's not your fault" response and it's like yeaaaaaah of course it's not my fault, that phrase is frequently used to convey sympathy, not just guilt, learn to fuckin english which makes me want to say 'sorry to hear that' which can be read as 'don't tell me things of this kind' and another communication failure
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er I guess by definition an idiom is stupid taken literally
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Necc0 posted:seriously. does he get pissed at his computer when he turns on an automatic slideshow w/ music and it shows his deceased grandpa? it's really weird that you've probably put more words, care, and thought into this than the original article
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poty posted:advertise yospos to facebook users where first_name=james and weight > 200 lbs http://mysocialsherpa.com/the-ultimate-retaliation-pranking-my-roommate-with-targeted-facebook-ads/
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well, I have started including Wu Tang lyrics in my hacking scripts as easter eggs/hidden because I'm olds and like both Wu Tang and lovely kung fu movies.
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Shifty Pony posted:there is a burger place near my house that has both an inside line at the counter and an outside line where you wait for the chance to wait in the inside line to pay $10 for a burger. if you're not using the line as an excuse to drink beers and shoot the poo poo w/ your friends, idk what you're doing
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Failed Sega Accessory Ahoy!
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Sagebrush posted:"i'm sorry", except in at least half the population that triggers a "it's not your fault" response and it's like yeaaaaaah of course it's not my fault, that phrase is frequently used to convey sympathy, not just guilt, learn to fuckin english canadian sorry ftw!!
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thatd be a real dick move to canadian sorry a loss condolence
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burger chat: portland has little big burger and killer burger  little big burger uses real nice ingredients and they cook em medium rare by default, also do truffle fries which have good body and taste and ugh now I'm hungry killer burg uses medium grade Sysco poo poo but their recipes own (peanut butter pickle bacon is an incredible burg), and they cook big tasty fries uggghhh want that burg
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cancer chat: it doesn't seem like there's any right thing to say and it's dependent on your relationship with the person
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best burgers in the world are actually at the small canadian chain The Works. the rest of you can still compete for second place.
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Citizen Tayne posted:Pittsburgh is actually really good. no it isn't
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there's a small chain in ontario called burger priest that's loving delicious
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Improbable Lobster posted:there's a small chain in ontario called burger priest that's loving delicious guy who owns burgerpriest is a huge homophobe tho  thankfully theres another good burg place in toronto and its up the street from my gym so i can go there and get this after 
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ehhhhhh that doesn't really count as a burger it's meatball with poo poo on it
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VLADIMIR GLUTEN posted:guy who owns burgerpriest is a huge homophobe tho wow what
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VLADIMIR GLUTEN posted:guy who owns burgerpriest is a huge homophobe tho holy moly hahahah
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i'm the disgusting wad of mayo-lettuce soaking the bottom bun try to pick that "burger" up and i'll disintegrate in your hands ahahaha 
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nth-ing not a burger
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what makes a great burg is so subjective its not worth arguing over what place has the best one. in the same vein anyone whose preference in how their eggs are done is nitpicky to the point of sending it back when they are displeased should just not go to brunch
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Mido posted:that burg is designed for rectal insertion its actually called the colon clogger on the menu lol
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VLADIMIR GLUTEN posted:its actually called the colon clogger on the menu lol aaaaahahahahha
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brunchchat would be suited for the tech bubble thread because i can imagine an uppity sv nerd sending back their eggs at a san fransisco eatery because the underside of their eggs were browned instead of pure white
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imagine the nerd standing in line for 2.5 hours to eat those eggs and you have precisely imagined san francisco. might as well not visit, you've already seen it.
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VLADIMIR GLUTEN posted:guy who owns burgerpriest is a huge homophobe tho racist/homophobe restaurant owners?? once again-  pittsburgh's got you beat
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cls: in an Uber and using the spotify hook up poo poo at the drivers request. took 5 minutes to set it up but it now works currently rocking out to Tuesday by Drake/ilovemakkonen
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Beast of Bourbon posted:cls: in an Uber and using the spotify hook up poo poo at the drivers request. took 5 minutes to set it up but it now works play freebird
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Beast of Bourbon posted:cls: in an Uber and using the spotify hook up poo poo at the drivers request. took 5 minutes to set it up but it now works 
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PokeJoe posted:play freebird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7EiHqBWbos
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after that song ended i played let me down gently by la roux and he was like "who is this singer?" and i'm like "a redhead english girl name La Roux" and he's like 'i'm gonna look her up after this.' and then when we were pulling up to my apt building he started mashing some buttons on his phone and was like 'whoa you have a 5 star rating' and i'm like 'really? is that rare?' and he's like 'i check pretty much all my rides afterwards and i'd say less than 1/20 is 5 stars, you must be super nice' and i'm like 
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