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laser crossguard is dangerous but giving laser swords to a bunch of drat toddlers is a-ok
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Dec 30, 2014 23:11
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Lord of Pie posted:laser crossguard is dangerous but giving laser swords to a bunch of drat toddlers is a-ok training laser swords that won't kill you (just poke out your eye but hey we can grow you a new one) 
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Dec 30, 2014 23:12
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Which movie is this I want to see some Princess Leia titties
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Dec 30, 2014 23:23
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Gammatron 64 posted:All the reactions to the new star wars trailer are pretty drat funny. It's just a bunch of little clips of star wars things with no context. I saw it and was like "welp that sure looks like a star wars movie" All in all it was a really bad trailer because the lightsaber was literally all there was to talk about.
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Dec 30, 2014 23:23
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:All in all it was a really bad trailer because the lightsaber was literally all there was to talk about. You didn't feel there was anything to say when you saw a bunch of overwrought lensflares then it immediately cuts to 'a film by jj abrams'? I'll be fair... it does speak for itself somewhat.
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Dec 30, 2014 23:28
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The football droid was really cool. Should've been named G7-B1
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Dec 30, 2014 23:33
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Was Carrie Fisher's coke problem touched on by the EU?
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Dec 30, 2014 23:37
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Chill la Chill posted:The football droid was really cool. Should've been named G7-B1 Hahah holy poo poo.
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Dec 30, 2014 23:43
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facebook jihad posted:Was Carrie Fisher's coke problem touched on by the EU? wanna buy some death sticks? Chill la Chill posted:G7-B1 
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Dec 30, 2014 23:45
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Gammatron 64 posted:All the reactions to the new star wars trailer are pretty drat funny. It's just a bunch of little clips of star wars things with no context. I saw it and was like "welp that sure looks like a star wars movie" the best part of it is the star wars reactions in the RLM video about it: http://youtu.be/yBEdgPFoBjY?t=2m1s lmao, the awkward forced clapping and guy shouting MORE MORE
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Dec 31, 2014 00:04
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Does anyone actually externally react like that when they see something they like. I got a bit tingly when the music played and the Falcon showed up but looking at me you'd have no idea if I loved or hated the trailer. lol "Oh yes and I forgot to mention my first name is Sheeeev." Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Dec 31, 2014 |
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Dec 31, 2014 00:07
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Gammatron 64 posted:All the reactions to the new star wars trailer are pretty drat funny. I'm still shocked that good ol' Claymore turned out to be a guy when they did that name reveal playing card PR push. I would have laid down some serious dough toward it being the first *gasp*
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Dec 31, 2014 00:17
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I thought the trailer was cool. I mainly like star wars for space cowboys and ships though. Idc about jedi much. ESB duel and sarlacc battle loving own though.
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Dec 31, 2014 00:35
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Darth Labia 
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Dec 31, 2014 00:38
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the little stubby laser cross guard is actually really dumb though it'd have looked cooler as some ornate claymore handle with a big laser coming out of it
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Dec 31, 2014 01:30
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Darth Labia The force is thong with this one E: i agree w the ornate handle sentiment though idc about the laser claymore in general. It would actually be hilarious if after all this the movie even portrayed the light claymore as impractical
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Dec 31, 2014 01:54
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i want to see a star wars movie where grizzled rebel insurgents take imperial officer's family members hostage and blackmail the impy officers in to subverting the empire in some way then the rebels record proof of the subversion and blackmail the officer further until they defect out of lack of choice or get exposed and executed also a jedi is on screen for like a second but is sprayed down at all angles with laser fire and dies screaming in anguish
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Dec 31, 2014 02:00
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Darth Fedora, played by the Cold Steel guy
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Dec 31, 2014 02:01
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Literal Carehaver posted:a jedi is on screen for like a second but is sprayed down at all angles with laser fire and dies screaming in anguish An EU Writer posted:N.. Nuh-UH! I got class 4 magic armor that makes me immune to lasers and it totally shoots them back at you and kills you instead!!
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Dec 31, 2014 02:04
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They all died like chumps in RotS so it wouldn't even take that much firepower.
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Dec 31, 2014 02:07
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If anyone want to see a much better fan edit of the prequel trilogy, here it is. There are cuts and paces that feels distracted and badly paced while some scenes and deleted scenes should have been kept. Now the Pros : Kid Anakin & Teenage Anakin is not annoying, whiny little bitch. I was amazed how stoic and collective he appeared to be just by cutting out the craps that made him look like poo poo. NO 3P0 throughout the trilogy, no stupid retarded head swap battle droid sequence. Yoda does not fight until the end of ROTS No cringe worthy love stories and dialogue You won' t feel ashamed watching Attack of the Clone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXL1agXVeuo
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Dec 31, 2014 02:24
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if yoda or the emperor still use a lightsaber its trash
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Dec 31, 2014 02:26
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Hingehead posted:If anyone want to see a much better fan edit of the prequel trilogy, here it is. There are cuts and paces that feels distracted and badly paced while some scenes and deleted scenes should have been kept. Fan edits cannot be good because literally everything in the prequels is wrong and bad. there is not a single idea conceived or executed well. There is nothing to salvage.
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Dec 31, 2014 02:32
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lol they kept the zooom scene where the jedi suddenly run across the scene really fast. Never to be employed again.
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Dec 31, 2014 02:34
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Literal Carehaver posted:also a jedi is on screen for like a second but is sprayed down at all angles with laser fire and dies screaming in anguish seriously thought have conventional weapons ever killed a jedi in the EU or is blaster fire just irrelevant if you're holding a glowstick
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Dec 31, 2014 02:34
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Kasonic posted:seriously thought have conventional weapons ever killed a jedi in the EU or is blaster fire just irrelevant if you're holding a glowstick jango fett iced a dude with his cowboy lasers like a stonecold badass but he had some serious plot armor going on also those clone troopers i guess
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Dec 31, 2014 02:36
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Hingehead posted:If anyone want to see a much better fan edit of the prequel trilogy, here it is. There are cuts and paces that feels distracted and badly paced while some scenes and deleted scenes should have been kept. Unfortunately my eyes still turned glassy when the opening crawl mentioned "interstellar commerce taxation." Fan edits are basically just nerds having their fun, they don't salvage anything.
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Dec 31, 2014 02:41
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it they invented a gun that could shoot more than one laser at once or even at an increased rate of fire jedi would be hosed
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Dec 31, 2014 02:42
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david... posted:it they invented a gun that could shoot more than one laser at once or even at an increased rate of fire jedi would be hosed what if you taped two blasters together
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Dec 31, 2014 02:48
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if a stormtrooper put his blaster in a jedis mouth and fired he'd still miss somehow
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Dec 31, 2014 02:50
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:Unfortunately my eyes still turned glassy when the opening crawl mentioned "interstellar commerce taxation." At least there are no heroes on both sides!
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Dec 31, 2014 02:50
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This thread is great, and seriously brings to question why I am 2/3rds of the way through the EU novels with full intent to finish them all. Gotta kill dem yu zun vongs! Also needs more alien space babes. Is there more above-average retarded species we haven't made fun of yet? I seem to recall yet another species of super intelligent cat-beaste that went and shacked up with some kid or other while he was smuggling for a plant.
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Dec 31, 2014 02:59
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Sii ruuk and yevetha are both forgetable and terrible I thought togorians were pretty cool, for a cat race. Mainly bc the main one you read abt is basically chewie
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Dec 31, 2014 03:03
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Kasonic posted:seriously thought have conventional weapons ever killed a jedi in the EU or is blaster fire just irrelevant if you're holding a glowstick In KOTOR 2, Atton describes using grenades and attacking their allies to do this. It's not impossible to kill Jedi with conventional weapons. Just very hard. You have to completely surprise them.
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Dec 31, 2014 03:10
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Weird BIAS posted:lol they kept the zooom scene where the jedi suddenly run across the scene really fast. Never to be employed again. kept loads of dumb Jar Jar poo poo too that could have easily been cut Also cuts most of the pod race which is pretty lol imo as it's some of the only good tense action in the film
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Dec 31, 2014 03:20
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Yvetha were your run-of-the-mill blood warriors or some poo poo. I thought it hilarious that they had an SSD and let it get STOLEN like the space-scrubs they were. Though they gave them vongs a fight.
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Dec 31, 2014 03:25
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I enjoyed the "What if the prequels were good" videos. I mean, it totally runs off into LaLa Land because the prequels weren't good, but I liked where his head was at with story arcs.
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Dec 31, 2014 03:30
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I dont really have any understanding of that book series it always bored the gently caress out of me and i couldn't really pay attention
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Chill la Chill posted:Which movie is this I want to see some Princess Leia titties Carrie Fisher has said that the slave outfit didn't stick to her very well and that since Anthony Daniels was standing behind her in a lot of the Jabba scenes he got a good view of pretty much everything.
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