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Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
women shoud be abke to fight in the army if they can prove that they can fight as good as the worst man int he army. they should bring him out at the end of boot and say "okay, now kick this guys rear end and we'll let you shoot gun"

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Hobo Siege posted:

women shoud be abke to fight in the army if they can prove that they can fight as good as the worst man int he army. they should bring him out at the end of boot and say "okay, now kick this guys rear end and we'll let you shoot gun"

I volunteer to be the guy

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Hobohemian posted:

It's really funny how some white people with an Asian fetish think the most ugly chinese women are hot.

Why do you think only white people think this?

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

goldboilermark posted:

Why do you think only white people think this?

white people are the devil, duh. they invented rape and racism.

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

still amazes me how this keeps happening

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

goldboilermark posted:

Why do you think only white people think this?

too much light getting in those big rear end round eyes

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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countries with the ugliest special forces usually win wars fyi

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Fojar38 posted:

countries with the ugliest special forces usually win wars fyi

enlist now goons, your country needs you

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Blue Train posted:

too much light getting in those big rear end round eyes

It's science.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Hobo Siege posted:

women shoud be abke to fight in the army if they can prove that they can fight as good as the worst man int he army. they should bring him out at the end of boot and say "okay, now kick this guys rear end and we'll let you shoot gun"

Don't even want to imagine what the worst man in the PLA is like.

This picture basically sums up their sole purpose.

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
i'd join the army but only if i was the sole man allowed to bunk with the women

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Blistex posted:

Don't even want to imagine what the worst man in the PLA is like.

This picture basically sums up their sole purpose.



i remember reading a while back that pla soldiers only get to handle their weapons during parades and poo poo and they arent allowed to touch them any other time

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fojar38 posted:

i remember reading a while back that pla soldiers only get to handle their weapons during parades and poo poo and they arent allowed to touch them any other time

Yeah similar to the soviet military your average PLA soldier doesn't get western style intensive training with multiple types of equipment and also constant live fire training exercises.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Blistex posted:

Don't even want to imagine what the worst man in the PLA is like.

This picture basically sums up their sole purpose.



i have a question but its based on assuming that those white strings are there to keep everyone perfectly in line

so why is the one for the front row just beneath the tip of the helmet/at the forehead whereas the one behind is at nose level and the third one is at neck level

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Why do they all their guns have suppressors?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

cause they sneaky

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

NESguerilla posted:

Why do they all their guns have suppressors?

chinese government just can't stop silencing its people

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
~Infographic~

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

NESguerilla posted:

Why do they all their guns have suppressors?

total guess: modern rifles are short because they dont need to be long anymore, but all the old army choreographers are used to old-timey rifled barrels so they insist on silencers to lengthen/fatten the end of gun so it fits into their favorite routines

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


"My gun is completely silent because of the silencer, not because the government doesn't trust the army with bullets"

Jace Madan
Apr 10, 2007

A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

Accretionist posted:

~Infographic~



"Mega blocks. Mega highways. Pearl River Delta Megacity. Convulsing. Choking. Breaking under its own weight. Citizens in fear of the street."

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Jace Madan posted:

"Mega blocks. Mega highways. Pearl River Delta Megacity. Convulsing. Choking. Breaking under its own weight. Citizens in fear of the street."

poverty is just such a cool thing in cities already i cant wait to see what its gonna be like in futuristic megacity metropolis world

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Mr. Pumroy posted:

hmm what if we poo poo on a public street

I'm gonna take a huge dump right in the center of this elevator.

waitwhatno posted:

gigantic septic tank explodes in the middle of a busy street, covering everything in a layer of poo poo. people too busy to care, just keep going. such is life.



Probably masks the smog they inhale every day and also probably way healthier for their lungs.

Phlegmish posted:

drat that's not cool

and people would stampede for money in the west as well

I'd trample an old lady to get to the last tickle me elmo.

Dizz fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Jan 2, 2015

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:

poverty is just such a cool thing in cities already i cant wait to see what its gonna be like in futuristic megacity metropolis world

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

NESguerilla posted:

Why do they all their guns have suppressors?

They look cooler

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Northeast needs to link up with Piedmont

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Accretionist posted:

Northeast needs to link up with Piedmont

lmao the map rightly places virginia in the NE not the US south

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Trig Discipline posted:

enlist now goons, your country needs you

the army was doing an enlist straight into special forces pipeline circa 2007 and i met a dude going through training for it and he talked a lot about anime and japanese rpgs

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


NESguerilla posted:

Why do they all their guns have suppressors?

Are they even real guns? If there's any merit to the post saying they only touched real guns under rare circumstances in training, those could just be parade show guns.

[edit] In fact, even if those guns are real, I'd be more than willing to bet the firing pins were removed for this exercise, which renders them inoperable.

BurntCornMuffin fucked around with this message at 07:59 on Jan 2, 2015

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
The Bund, pre-stampede:



The cause:



:(


Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Blistex posted:

Don't even want to imagine what the worst man in the PLA is like.

This picture basically sums up their sole purpose.



boy they are going to be glad they spent all their time lining up their eyes when they get sent to war

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Accretionist posted:

Northeast needs to link up with Piedmont

Aka "The Sprawl"

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Crossposted from the india.jpg thread:

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Hogge Wild posted:

Crossposted from the india.jpg thread:

lol.


chinese culture in one quote:

quote:

Outside, an angry mob of more than 2,000 people had gathered to vent its rage, smashing cars and chanting: "We want fairness. There is no fairness if you do not let us cheat."

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

Where not to be when the zombie ebola outbreak happens

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
My favorite throw away line from china is "and they say a billion and a half people can't be wrong."


I found some pics, the first is from new years eve pregaming 07-08, my first time out of the PRC since september, my first civilized meal since then, in HK:



the rest are from Minsk World in Shenzhen in 2009, its cool as poo poo, its a soviet aircraft carrier thats like an amusement park/museum.












Wolverines!

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

i have no idea what your post is about.

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

SmokaDustbowl posted:

chinese people drink horrible rice wine so it's no wonder they poo poo all over

More palatable than the vinegar "wine", I don't drink Balsamic vinegar either but I don't think I'm unique in that.

Kulkasha
Jan 15, 2010

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Likchenpa.
The cool thing about China is that there aren't roving rape mobs of angry young men every five feet
At least I really hope not

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Kulkasha posted:

The cool thing about China is that there aren't roving rape mobs of angry young men every five feet
At least I really hope not

China is surprisingly safe considering how many poor people in lovely living conditions they pack into the cities. You might get scammed out of some cash if you don't know the 3 or 4 basic scams that people try to pull in the touristy areas but that's about it.

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