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my wife
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Jan 2, 2015 20:47
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ahahahahhaahahah kotaku it's perfect
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Jan 2, 2015 20:52
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Cacodad posted:my wife I don't really "get" this post... care to explain?
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Jan 2, 2015 20:53
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I can just continue to pretend kotaku doesn't exist. Good.
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Jan 2, 2015 21:12
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N-no...
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Jan 2, 2015 21:12
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They belong together. 
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Jan 2, 2015 21:50
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I didn't realize this was a real thing that happened until I saw that tweet post.
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Jan 2, 2015 21:51
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why? why would he choose to do this.
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Jan 2, 2015 21:54
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BKPR posted:why? why would he choose to do this. He chose to become one with the overmind
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Jan 2, 2015 21:55
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BKPR posted:why? why would he choose to do this. Because he fits in so well there
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BKPR posted:why? why would he choose to do this. he was fired
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Jan 2, 2015 21:57
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Gamers:  *Patrick regains consciousness in kotaku offices*
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Jan 2, 2015 21:57
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Oh another great moment in Bread history is when he dismissed Mario Kart 8's graphics as just a better looking version of Mario Kart Wii, and then goes on to vehemently argue in favor of the GTA V rerelease.
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Jan 2, 2015 22:55
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Tender Bender posted:Oh another great moment in Bread history is when he dismissed Mario Kart 8's graphics as just a better looking version of Mario Kart Wii, and then goes on to vehemently argue in favor of the GTA V rerelease. Fail.
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Jan 2, 2015 23:03
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Patrick at kotaku holy fuckin lol
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Jan 2, 2015 23:08
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from now on, all my posts will be prefaced with 'you might know me, you might not but...'
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Jan 2, 2015 23:28
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I don't hate Patrick and think his horror game stuff is pretty good but he can drone on about dumb poo poo about narrative and whatever so him being at Kotaku is hilarious cause they're already filled to the brim with Klepek-likes already.
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Jan 2, 2015 23:44
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Sir John Feelgood posted:Gamers: he has finally... gone home
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Jan 3, 2015 00:01
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I was thinking that it would be funny if he went someplace like Kotaku, but I didn't really think it would happen They deserve each other
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Jan 3, 2015 00:08
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Blackheart posted:he has finally... 
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Jan 3, 2015 00:15
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It was funny in the GOTY 'cast when Jeff gets mad about Mario Kart because it's the 8th one and then says Advanced Warfare is his #1 game of the year minutes later.
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Jan 3, 2015 00:25
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YIKES Stay Gooned posted:It was funny in the GOTY 'cast when Jeff gets mad about Mario Kart because it's the 8th one and then says Advanced Warfare is his #1 game of the year minutes later. but....thats like the 8th mario kart, and advanced warfare has like superjumps and stuff
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Jan 3, 2015 00:26
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Machai posted:but....thats like the 8th mario kart, and advanced warfare has like superjumps and stuff
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Jan 3, 2015 01:29
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i like brad, his voice soothes me to sleep. poo poo opinions/likes/diet though
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Jan 3, 2015 03:12
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patrick working for kotaku sounds like a joke, don't tell me this is fuckin legit
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Jan 3, 2015 04:38
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Beef Waifu posted:patrick working for kotaku sounds like a joke, don't tell me this is fuckin legit 2015 is lookin great
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Jan 3, 2015 04:39
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2015 is going to go down as the greatest year in the history of video games
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Jan 3, 2015 04:39
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*interview dumptruck theme plays as a garbage bag with patrick's face on it is thrown into the kotaku dumpster*
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Jan 3, 2015 04:55
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*Loads another 7-11 Loaded Dorito into my gaping mouth, wipes cheese dust onto my blue jeans* Holy poo poo you'll never believe what Brad said this time!
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Jan 3, 2015 04:59
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He didn't even land a job at Polygon. That's some weak rear end poo poo.
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Jan 3, 2015 05:35
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I'm watching the Persona 4 Endurance Run and Jeff used to be much funnier. RIP Ryan, I think his death broke Jeff.
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Jan 3, 2015 07:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvj0wcNpKQs
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Jan 3, 2015 07:49
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Jan 3, 2015 07:56
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YIKES Stay Gooned posted:I'm watching the Persona 4 Endurance Run and Jeff used to be much funnier. RIP Ryan, I think his death broke Jeff. Watch the Persona Q QL, Jeff is still funny as long as Vinny and Chie are involved.
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Jan 3, 2015 08:06
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The giant bomb should just move to the east coast where poo poo is still affordable for vinny and his ever growing brood of nasty little guidos
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Jan 3, 2015 13:12
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Lodin posted:He didn't even land a job at Polygon. That's some weak rear end poo poo. Polygon is dying and expect tremendous layoffs once the fiscal year ends
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Jan 3, 2015 13:13
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What's the worst Patrick moment? I wasn't watching during his reign of terror.
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Jan 3, 2015 13:34
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All of them
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Jan 3, 2015 13:48
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Dan ryckert facts: * loves wrestling * regularly gets black out drunk * struggles to understand basic concepts like "mortgages" and "eggshells" * yells "woo" when excited Conclusion: Dan is the result of a secret government project to clone Ric Flair
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