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pram
Jun 10, 2001
same but its broken on retina

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pram
Jun 10, 2001


:shepface:

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
lol aww

and i doubt homie who wrote it will fix it since idk what happened but he had to pull it down a long time back right

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

BobHoward posted:

this was the point at which you guys should have realized that the illumos hogfarmer guy is either loving stupid or so prone to overblown snark that there was no reason to read further

uefi is a clusterfuck

the "microsoft royalties" are the $99 you have to pay to verisign to get your poo poo signed with microsoft's key. (what stops you from paying to have something malicious signed? your guess is as good as mine. but it's SECURE!)

the "dos" comment is the loving idiotic retreat from arch-independent firmware. one of the changes when we went from "old" EFI to UEFI is that x86 real mode code is allowed in card firmware again.

so efi is hypothetically arch independent but in reality 100% of licensed firmware and 3rd party PCI-E cards you can buy have hard deps on x86 or x86-64 code buried in option ROMs

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
woke up this morning and somehow linux was running on my desktop! it's a miracle 2015 truly is the year people.


had to write this on my phone 'cause the wifi isn't working yet tho

pram
Jun 10, 2001
this ones for you, the linux desktop developer. who labors tirelessly to produce something no one but a small coterie of social outcasts will ever use *raises glass*

Dominus Vobiscum
Sep 2, 2004

Our motives are multiple, our desires complex.
Fallen Rib

fritz posted:

next year, on the desktop

on all other OSes we use closed source or open source software, why on this OS do we only use open source software?

on all other OSes we use all kinds of user interfaces, why on this OS do we only use ugly user interfaces?

on all other OSes we do not enclose software in packages even once, why on this OS do we package software at least twice?

on all other OSes we compute while clean-shaven or bearded, why on this OS do we only compute while bearded?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

pram posted:

this ones for you, the linux desktop developer. who labors tirelessly to produce something no one but a small coterie of social outcasts will ever use *raises glass*

*to the theme of budweiser Real American Heroes commercial, panning over to a beardo in stained tee singly and determinedly pressing the enter key, screen flashes "SUCCESS" in green, guy fist pumps in slow motion*

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Dominus Vobiscum posted:

on all other OSes we use closed source or open source software, why on this OS do we only use open source software?

on all other OSes we use all kinds of user interfaces, why on this OS do we only use ugly user interfaces?

on all other OSes we do not enclose software in packages even once, why on this OS do we package software at least twice?

on all other OSes we compute while clean-shaven or bearded, why on this OS do we only compute while bearded?

hahahahhaahahah

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

uefi is a clusterfuck

the "microsoft royalties" are the $99 you have to pay to verisign to get your poo poo signed with microsoft's key. (what stops you from paying to have something malicious signed? your guess is as good as mine. but it's SECURE!)

the "dos" comment is the loving idiotic retreat from arch-independent firmware. one of the changes when we went from "old" EFI to UEFI is that x86 real mode code is allowed in card firmware again.

so efi is hypothetically arch independent but in reality 100% of licensed firmware and 3rd party PCI-E cards you can buy have hard deps on x86 or x86-64 code buried in option ROMs

these are still dumb and bad opinions which you / hogfarmer should be ashamed of holding

if you are making hardware and you need it to boot windows and therefore start paying signing fees (1) that isn't a royalty and (2) a $99 fee collected in very small volumes is a "don't bug us if you are a dumb teenager" scheme, not a serious attempt at generating revenue. it probably doesn't pay for administration costs tbqh.

the "slightly modernized ms-dos" crack is pants on head material even when rationalized that way. forex, thanks to the magic of the uefi environment, any post 2010 mac can literally boot and install os x over the internet even if its boot ssd/hdd is completely wiped with zeroes and the only possible network connection is wifi, and it does all this with a friendly gui interface. i've seen one of the devs at apple responsible for one of their modern uefi based firmware features opine in public that it would have been somewhere on the spectrum of annoying-to-impossible to write in OpenFirmware, BIOS, or any other firmware not as sophisticated as efi, and iirc this was a guy who had experience with OF

"magic" is of course hyperbole on my part, it's just software and i'm sure there are ugly warts (it's an intel software specification after all), but calling it nothing but a tarted up dos and/or bios is trolling or evidence of fundamental lack of clue, take your pick.

also nobody actually cares about processor independence in third party pcie card firmware, there is no demand for it. if this changes, e.g. by arm server cpus ever becoming anything more than a device for suctioning money from vcs, uefi is ready.

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

BobHoward posted:

these are still dumb and bad opinions which you / hogfarmer should be ashamed of holding

if you are making hardware and you need it to boot windows and therefore start paying signing fees (1) that isn't a royalty and (2) a $99 fee collected in very small volumes is a "don't bug us if you are a dumb teenager" scheme, not a serious attempt at generating revenue. it probably doesn't pay for administration costs tbqh.

the "slightly modernized ms-dos" crack is pants on head material even when rationalized that way. forex, thanks to the magic of the uefi environment, any post 2010 mac can literally boot and install os x over the internet even if its boot ssd/hdd is completely wiped with zeroes and the only possible network connection is wifi, and it does all this with a friendly gui interface. i've seen one of the devs at apple responsible for one of their modern uefi based firmware features opine in public that it would have been somewhere on the spectrum of annoying-to-impossible to write in OpenFirmware, BIOS, or any other firmware not as sophisticated as efi, and iirc this was a guy who had experience with OF

"magic" is of course hyperbole on my part, it's just software and i'm sure there are ugly warts (it's an intel software specification after all), but calling it nothing but a tarted up dos and/or bios is trolling or evidence of fundamental lack of clue, take your pick.

also nobody actually cares about processor independence in third party pcie card firmware, there is no demand for it. if this changes, e.g. by arm server cpus ever becoming anything more than a device for suctioning money from vcs, uefi is ready.

UEFI doesn't obsolete ACPI, a garbage system for horrible people

but the arm world has basically standardized on shipping chunks of the linux kernel around instead!!!

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

BobHoward posted:

a $99 fee collected in very small volumes is a "don't bug us if you are a linux (except maybe red hat)" scheme

micro$$$oft running scared

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
this is the year, my friends, I know it

heres a wager: if 2015 is not, in fact, the year of linux on the desktop, I will personally install a linux on my desktop, and not post again until both wifi and sound are working at the same time.

oh wait I already did that!!! never mind then

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
yeah yeah come back when you;ve installed graphics drivers

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
that's sorted too as long as the proprietary nvidia ones count, life's too short for open source video drivers

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


bobbilljim posted:

yeah yeah come back when you;ve installed graphics drivers

lol

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Soricidus posted:

life's too short for open source

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


lunix kills

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

BobHoward posted:

also nobody actually cares about processor independence in anything but beardo world, and they don't pay

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

theadder posted:

lunix kills

Fun fact. Reiser killed his wife during an argument over whether Con Kolivas ever contributed anything of note to the kernel.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

BobHoward posted:

"magic" is of course hyperbole on my part, it's just software


phew, thanks for clearing that up

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
I was like whoa hey there Harry potter!!! hahaha

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

rotor posted:

I was like whoa hey there Harry potter!!! hahaha

https://github.com/teoljungberg/harry-potter

Captain Pike
Jul 29, 2003

I'd use linux if there was a Harry Potter themed distribution. edit: whoa ^^^

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

rotor posted:

phew, thanks for clearing that up

:tipshat: glad i could help being worried about magick isn't fun

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

BobHoward posted:

if you are making hardware and you need it to boot windows and therefore start paying signing fees (1) that isn't a royalty and (2) a $99 fee collected in very small volumes is a "don't bug us if you are a dumb teenager" scheme, not a serious attempt at generating revenue. it probably doesn't pay for administration costs tbqh.

it's $99 paid to accomplish nothing. it's not the $99, it's the stupid. security that costs $99 to handwave away isn't security.

no one is satisfied with secure boot except microsoft


BobHoward posted:

the "slightly modernized ms-dos" crack is pants on head material even when rationalized that way. forex, thanks to the magic of the uefi environment, any post 2010 mac can literally boot and install os x over the internet even if its boot ssd/hdd is completely wiped with zeroes and the only possible network connection is wifi, and it does all this with a friendly gui interface. i've seen one of the devs at apple responsible for one of their modern uefi based firmware features opine in public that it would have been somewhere on the spectrum of annoying-to-impossible to write in OpenFirmware, BIOS, or any other firmware not as sophisticated as efi, and iirc this was a guy who had experience with OF

efi was already plenty sophisticated to support cool use cases like apple had in mind. bodging it up to satisfy hardware vendors, packaging a legacy BIOS, and creating uefi was not a win.

oh boy, another 20 years of servers that have hard dependencies on a graphics head OCRed to text at 40 characters a second


BobHoward posted:

also nobody actually cares about processor independence in third party pcie card firmware, there is no demand for it. if this changes, e.g. by arm server cpus ever becoming anything more than a device for suctioning money from vcs, uefi is ready.

that's just the problem. intel did care about independence, but hardware vendors pushed them until they gave up and retreated.

as a result, uefi is not ready for aarch64 -- if someone made an ARM server, most of your UEFI-compatible PCI-E cards would still fail to work in it, because they had gross legacy option ROMs permitted by the new and shittier efi spec

pram
Jun 10, 2001
hp already makes arm blades

pram
Jun 10, 2001
this is boring. bsd talk about microkernels instead. how about spring os huh buddy u know u wanna talk about it

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
i keep reading this threads title as "2014 years of linux on the desktop" and always think "drat thats a really harsh punishment"

xylo
Feb 21, 2007
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pram posted:

this is boring. bsd talk about microkernels instead. how about spring os huh buddy u know u wanna talk about it
bsd talk to us about GNU/Hurd. I mean GNU/Linux is just a stepping stone while we wait for GNU/Hurd right?

pram
Jun 10, 2001
mi-cro-kernels! mi-cro-kernels!

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




what is gnu turd

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

newreply.php posted:

i keep reading this threads title as "2014 years of linux on the desktop" and always think "drat thats a really harsh punishment"

almost as bad as reading your posts, but not quite

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

pram posted:

hp already makes arm blades

I never asked for this

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Notorious b.s.d. posted:

no one is satisfied with secure boot except microsoft

i dunno im pretty satisfied with it op

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


anything that hinders a lunix or annoys a lunix user even a little bit is gr8

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
its about time the mac - best linux - switch over to arm. because gently caress flash and office, we don't need that poo poo anymore. steve already showed the way by being stronlgly anti flash. we don't need tim to tell us again, we already know it.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
appears that deja dup (backups) just plain doesnt work on 14.10 ubuntu gnome

https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/gnome-control-center/+bug/1398214

extremely cool... for me.... piss

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
just installed wolfenstein new order on my sweet-rear end gnome 3 box and it runs fuckin great via wine

thread title is real life

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pram
Jun 10, 2001
i just deployed bittorrent sync on coreos on digitalocean, and now i am my own kim dot com. except even fatter

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