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Some numbers are impossible to dial!
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 21:03 |
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# ? May 20, 2024 21:43 |
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That reminds me of an episode of Knight Rider where Michael tries to reach some general, dials a number and the general starts his WHERE DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER? spiel. Problem is that the viewer can clearly see that Hasselhoff was simply dialling 1234
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 21:17 |
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That was literally how the Santa "radar tracker" got started, a little girl dialed the red phone looking for Santa and the general who answered decided to play along.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 21:19 |
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The story doesn't even work within its own context, her made up FBI man says she couldn't call the number even if she knew it, implying it was a closed system...
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 21:21 |
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david... posted:The story doesn't even work within its own context, her made up FBI man says she couldn't call the number even if she knew it, implying it was a closed system... Maybe she was secretly part of the FBI all along. The plot shittens
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 21:51 |
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The only way the "how did you get this number?!" over the top answer would make sense if the random person calling said "hello director of the fbi" - in other words, only if they knew what that number was for. If it really was some top-secret number that was dialable from some telemarketing company, they would have just played along like an uninterested customer, not say "this is a top secret number and we are going to tell you exactly what it is for".
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 22:11 |
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"Hello, Barack speaking."
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 22:57 |
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Some pedo with a weird fetish on Reddit posted:A friend of mine and her daughter have been crashing at my house while she finds a house in town. Her daughter, like most tiny humans, is full of energy... all the time. Anyway so my friend, who we'll call S, was entertaining her daughter (lower-case s) with a tickle fight. I walked by and she said something about tickling me. I declined because tickles fill me with rage, but she started tickling me anyway because I guess only bitches back down from a tickle fight. I had to scroll down depressingly long before I found someone challenging this story.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 00:05 |
EDIT: I watch a lot of anime for those asking
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 00:08 |
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"Ticklegasmed" shows how clever of a person he is. What a writer Also fyi the short form of "Some pedo with a weird fetish on Reddit" is "Redditor"
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 00:26 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:I had to scroll down depressingly long before I found someone challenging this story. And for good reason! The story is totally believable and totally a thing that would happen to someone in real life! I can't quite identify why poo poo like this annoyes me more than other STDHs, I guess it's because of the "tee hee sex, I'm really a cool sexhaving person who knows a lot about sex" vibe I get from it. Yup, within the 30 seconds that this story has taken place, this woman has not only had an orgasm but also a female ejaculation AND enough fluid emitted to be noticeable through her pants. Also, assuming we're in a bizarre land where this was true, what, the guy realizes this is happening and just keeps going anyway like a major creepo? Fathis Munk posted:"Ticklegasmed" shows how clever of a person he is. What a writer I'm so sick of clumsy, forced portmanteaus in general. P.s. your gray kitty is so appropriate for this thread
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 00:29 |
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sweeperbravo posted:I'm so sick of clumsy, forced portmanteaus in general. P.s. your gray kitty is so appropriate for this thread Turns out this av is appropriate with a lot of threads on the forum It might get replaced soonish but I very much love it. Dude is swimming in compliments and upvotes and whatever
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 00:38 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:I had to scroll down depressingly long before I found someone challenging this story. I was reading this with an increasingly WTF look on my face until I realized he was doing it to the mother, not the daughter. It's bad enough as it is, but for a minute I was feeling a little sick to my stomach.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 02:35 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Turns out this av is appropriate with a lot of threads on the forum It might get replaced soonish but I very much love it. Pretending to be unsure if you did the right thing in your BS story is a crafty way of getting that sweet e-cred. They're still monumentally pathetic but they have a low cunning most other noble internet heroes don't
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 02:49 |
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EmmyOk posted:Pretending to be unsure if you did the right thing in your BS story is a crafty way of getting that sweet e-cred. They're still monumentally pathetic but they have a low cunning most other noble internet heroes don't Gawrsh guys I mean I know I just carried a baby out of a burning building and all and it was totally no big deal but I mean maybe I should have just placed it down, I mean can anybody It's really no different from someone who says they're ugly because they want someone else to pull out the compliment shovel
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 03:10 |
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Imgur's on a loving roll today.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 03:37 |
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LOLOL! That stupid cop thought I had DRUGS on my FONE! U should of seen his face when I showed him it was just kiddie porn!~~
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 03:40 |
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The part that always gets me is where they claim "OMG it was so hard not to laugh!" Why are they not allowed to laugh?
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 04:03 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Turns out this av is appropriate with a lot of threads on the forum It might get replaced soonish but I very much love it.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 04:30 |
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This isn't creepy at all. Nope. No sirree.quote:HIGH SCHOOL | CA, USA | RUDE & RISQUE, STUDENTS, TEACHERS
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 08:33 |
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stdh.txt : Though fairly large, I am adept at silent movement Prof Fat Ninja. Well I guess when you like stalking young girls you tend to pick up some skills.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 09:57 |
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Khazar-khum posted:This isn't creepy at all. Nope. No sirree. How is this even appropriate at all Like what broken-rear end adult would enter such a conversation
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:49 |
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:50 |
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I saw this today and immediately thought of this thread. It even has the classic "and then everyone stood up and clapped" bit. For those who don't know, "Lolita" is a frilly street fashion that does indeed come across looking like Alice or Little Bow Peep. They really showed that drunk guy. Bet he's super respectful and cultured now.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 18:32 |
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"No." said Mickey (his mouth actually moved to say this, and his eyes rolled madly in their sockets). "Get the gently caress out of my Magic Kingdom."
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 18:37 |
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How dare they disrespect drunk culture. Talk about uncultured, do they?
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 18:41 |
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Are there actually at least 1043 Lolita rules? What are the 455 that are more important than no swearing?
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 18:46 |
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Why do people always like to run under the safety of Disney's umbrella to justify their crazy fantasy stories? From some clickbait article called "5 Real Life Conversations With Disney and Universal Guests You Won’t Believe":quote:My all-time favorite bizarre guest conversation also comes from my time at Innoventions. I was working the door when a heavy thunderstorm blew in out of nowhere. As it was a big, dry location with plenty of things to do, Innoventions was always a favorite with guests trying to wait out the rain, and that day was no exception. A line of guests was streaming in when a woman wearing a poncho stalked up to me. quote:When working the queue at Kilimanjaro Safaris, one of my favorite conversation starters was to ask guests if they were all packed for their “two week safari that’s so exciting, it feels like 20 minutes.” I usually got one of two responses. Either the guest would chuckle and move on or he would play along, coming up with a few items that would be important to pack for two weeks.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 18:48 |
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they get fired if they hug people
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 18:51 |
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quote:After she left, several guests in the area came up to congratulate me on my quick thinking and turning the situation around. Interesting variant of the "and everybody got up and clapped".
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 18:52 |
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kinmik posted:I can believe a guest was caught off guard by the initial question and freaked out for five seconds, but to start turning white, shaking, and disregarding anything the park employee says is just a little stdh. These (and most Disney stories) are totally hyperbole, but people really do turn into blithering idiots the second they step into Disney property. In Traditions (the And Mickey most likely nodded because the teeny little Hispanic woman inside the Mouse costume heard a question and nods at every question.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 18:55 |
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Kurtofan posted:Interesting variant of the "and everybody got up and clapped". Will we ever see a day when everyone stands up and pounds their chest like Tarzan
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 18:58 |
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corn in the bible posted:they get fired if they hug people not... not even gay people coming out ?
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 20:09 |
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Fathis Munk posted:not... not even gay people coming out ? When I worked at EPCOT, on our first orientation day (what Disney calls "Traditions") the example we were given was, even if a guest falls into the lake you are not allowed to touch them to try to help them, call emergency services and hope for the best. The fear of lawsuits is that strong.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 20:18 |
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Dahlia posted:I saw this today and immediately thought of this thread. It even has the classic "and then everyone stood up and clapped" bit. For those who don't know, "Lolita" is a frilly street fashion that does indeed come across looking like Alice or Little Bow Peep. I believe that the people clapped, if only because they were making fun of the dumbass little bo peep
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 21:44 |
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ilysespieces posted:And Mickey most likely nodded because the teeny little Hispanic woman inside the Mouse costume heard a question and nods at every question. Look at them, Mickey. Like cockroaches. Should I kill them? Kill them all?
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 22:43 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:I believe that the people clapped, if only because they were making fun of the dumbass little bo peep
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 23:08 |
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EmmyOk posted:At least he wasn't so spastic as to use the confession bear I believe this, the same way I believe a child when they say that Santa totally came to their house. In both cases, the storyteller believes what they're saying, but we all know it was just somebody loving with them.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 23:24 |
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Biplane posted:When I worked at EPCOT, on our first orientation day (what Disney calls "Traditions") the example we were given was, even if a guest falls into the lake you are not allowed to touch them to try to help them, call emergency services and hope for the best. The fear of lawsuits is that strong.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 23:25 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:Do they say anything about addressing guests' self-harm scars without prompt? Grab and twist!
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# ? Jan 5, 2015 00:18 |