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LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


Technowolf posted:

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Combining the above with another great horrible law. This year, MS passed a new law that required families on TANF to take a questionnaire to screen them for possible drug use. Out of 3656 applicants, only 38 were chosen for testing, and out of those, only 2 families tested positive (that's 5% of 1%, or .05%). This means that either (a) there aren't that many families on TANF that do drugs, (b) questionnaires aren't a very good tool for catching drug offenders, (c) MS sucks at random selections, or (d) all of the above. (Who are we kidding? It's D)

Oh hey, thank you for reminding me that was going down. I was curious exactly how pointless it was going to be. And it's just as pointless as expected. I wonder how much more it cost to do the drug testing than to just let the families that tested positive have the drat benefits. Now the question is, will this continue to be funded pointlessly, or are we going to pretend it never happened and they'll go back to hassling TANF families on the assumption they're users?

Technowolf posted:

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Mississippians don't know how to deal with cold weather. Also, our roadways suck. Seriously. "The Stack" is the local name for the combination of I-55 and I-20 and Mississippi highway 49 into one roadway, while the Waterworks curves are a series of S-curves located near the Jackson City Waterworks (hence the name) that are either accident prone (if people take the curves too fast) or bottlenecks (if people slow down to take the curves).

This. Like five years ago we got just enough snow there was some on the shoulders and medians on Highway 49. None on the main roadway. I still saw a dozen cars that had slid off the road into ditches between Hattiesburg and Jackson. I also got to drive through the Stack regularly to visit my parents when I was living in Hattiesburg. Hattiesburg features what I can only call the Supercollider at the junction of Highway 98 and I-59 in Hattiesburg. East and west traffic from Highway 98 entering north I-59 are merged from two lanes very suddenly into one lane at 60 mph then shot onto the Interstate itself (and to show this isn't some entrenched design, getting on south I-59 from Highway 98 at the same junction is done via a regular turn lane and traffic light. Ugh.).

Technowolf posted:

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Current governor Phil Bryant is one of the gigantic assholes true Americans who decided to NOT expand Mississippi's division of Medicaid (thus losing out on Federal grant money) and has not pushed for fully funding education (thus losing out on Federal grant money). Well, it's not like we need that Federal money because we're the poorest state in the nati - OH WAIT WE ARE!

And then he talks about how we don't need handouts, what we really need are solutions that--get hosed you useless piece of poo poo.

I've just been linking news articles from Mississippi to family every time they suggest I'll want to come back to Mississippi one day (I moved to Texas last July; a lateral move in some ways I grant you).

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

LaughMyselfTo posted:

How about every four months? We could call them the first, second, and third trimester Gay Abortions Awards.
This is a good post and I agree with it both ironically and unironically

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

LaughMyselfTo posted:

How about every four months? We could call them the first, second, and third trimester Gay Abortions Awards.

Yeah, I think this is the best option if people want to keep doing the GAAs. The winners are pretty much inevitably just from the most recent batch of comics, so spreading them out is a good idea. Also a great naming convention.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

LaughMyselfTo posted:

So I was watching Foodfight! the other day,
WHY?!!?

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member
Since the thread is shiny and new and we're covering more cartoonists, I figured I'd dredge up some cartoons from the guy featured in my hometown paper: Chris OBrion. I dig his style and the fact that he's pretty left-leaning in a boring conservative southern city. He was the staff cartoonist for the Roanoke Times from 2007 to 2014, but the paper revamped their website in 2013 and lost the archives for that year, so I can only cover up to 2012 or so. He apparently doesn't do much cartooning lately, just random one-offs for papers or special interest groups. I moved away from VA in 2009 so I'm not always up to date on the in-state issues, but national and some local stuff makes perfect sense to me.



Most of these are pretty local and I'll try to supply relevant context for them.

Christmastime 2007: Roanoke is an old railroad town that's overrun with older people and doesn't offer much in the way of high-tech jobs or a reason to stay. The largest employer there by far is Carilion Health, who manage lots of hospitals in the area.



He has a few pet issues and recurring themes. I though I'd saved more of these but apparently not. VA has slowly been going blue, and in the last two presidential elections it went to Obama.




If you want to buy alcohol stronger than beer or wine in VA, you have to get it from the state-controlled ABC stores. They have inconvenient hours and I hated them. I can buy vodka in my local grocery store in AZ so I'm not sure why he's so opposed to privatization of the system. I don't have all the details though, maybe they were just going to setup private stores instead of licensing grocery and convenience stores. I didn't follow this too closely.



I like this one because I'm a filthy godless heathen. Giles County Schools wanted to display the Ten Commandments in a school showcase that featured historical documents. The end result of their legal battle with the ACLU was to display a photocopy of an old textbook with a photo of the tablets in it. People are way too religious out there.


One of the big local issues that he covered a lot was the local art museum. It's a funny shape and doesn't fit in with the local architecture, and I'm pretty sure all the old people in town were greatly upset by it. The first one here ties in with the lack of young people in town.






Virginia is crazy.


Obama apparently did extensive campaigning in southwest VA. I've been to one of these gas & bait stores. Several of them actually. I have no regrets.


OBrion's real hot-button issue is gun control, which in SW VA

(I have no context for the above cartoon)

(VA legalized concealed carry in bars)


(This one made a whole lot of people very angry and I think it actually found its way into the 2012 thread)

Here's a listing of all of his cartoons from 2007-2012. Sadly both he and I can't find an archive of 2013's cartoons (I asked on twitter) and the Roanoke Times never got back to me, so I leave you with this, the anti-JR ROSE!

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
For a while, I was a local editorial cartoonist...didn't last long. Partly because I hated it :-p

The local cartoonist is Beth Cravens at Weakley County (TN) Press. She's pretty cool, but she mostly does local issues. She drew this, tho:



Here's a Chuck Asay parody I drew last year:



And a commission I got from this thread (for a gift certificate for a new AV on this site)



Also, reposting this for the New Year



And Ron Cobb

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fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

LaughMyselfTo posted:

How about every four months? We could call them the first, second, and third trimester Gay Abortions Awards.
This is loving perfect, and I totally agree with it.

An entire year of cartoons and ~1500 pages means that a ton of stuff definitely gets lost in the shuffle. Ramirez's Benghazi-Libya cartoon in 2013 almost slipped through the cracks before I noticed that it wasn't anywhere in the nominations, and so I ended up nominating it at the last second.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Muir has toned it down in his latest edit, but it's still awful.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/Y5Ah5Ok.jpg :nws:

Sardine Wit
Sep 3, 2004

killhamster posted:




I like this one because I'm a filthy godless heathen. Giles County Schools wanted to display the Ten Commandments in a school showcase that featured historical documents. The end result of their legal battle with the ACLU was to display a photocopy of an old textbook with a photo of the tablets in it. People are way too religious out there.


That article wasn't super clear. Is the school board trying to get away putting a picture of a fabricated prop representing the ten commandments alongside actual photographs of real historical documents? Because that seems crazy.

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member

Sardine Wit posted:

That article wasn't super clear. Is the school board trying to get away putting a picture of a fabricated prop representing the ten commandments alongside actual photographs of real historical documents? Because that seems crazy.

Yes. They conceded to put a photocopy of a textbook containing a picture of a fabricated prop in their display along with other recreations or photos of historical documents. This was a pretty big fight out there, and it's every bit as absurd as you think. The area is overwhelmingly Southern Baptist IIRC.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Graeme MacKay is yet to post any cartoons in the new year. But... Have you ever wanted sweet real life political cartoon merchandise? Have you ever wanted a Teddy Roosevelt throw pillow?



Or a mug with Stephen Harper, Crusader King on it?



Or an iPhone case with a stylized version of Canadian Parliamentary Sergeant-at-Arms Kevin Vickers on it?



Well, you're in luck, because those are all things you can buy, technically. I'm not linking his actual store because this isn't an advertisement and he's not exactly hard to find if you really want. Post some new cartoons Graeme! Just please not lovely ones.




For the record, these are the original cartoons he took those images from:





Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
Gonna be honest, I wouldn't say no to that throw pillow.

majormonotone
Jan 25, 2013

We should probably add Mackay to the OP.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

vyelkin posted:

Or a mug with Stephen Harper, Crusader King on it?


Yes, please.

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:



Muir has toned it down in his latest edit, but it's still awful.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/Y5Ah5Ok.jpg :nws:

Ok, you two are now my prime suspects for undercover greek lady libertarian.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Funny how he realized how what he wrote could be construed as rape, huh. Wonder why he changed it HMMMM?

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

change my name posted:

Funny how he realized how what he wrote could be construed as rape, huh. Wonder why he changed it HMMMM?

LOL. Was just about to post this same thing.

All of the sudden she's not shouting no. Oh poo poo, maybe things WERE too rapey before!

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Day by Day: The text is never proofread, but those nipples have to be perfect.

Sir Rolo
Oct 16, 2012
Also looks like DBD's facebook page is gone again. :ohdear:

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...
That throw pillow is legitimately awesome.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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I like this cartoon.

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed

Sir Rolo posted:

Also looks like DBD's facebook page is gone again. :ohdear:
Guessing his most recent comic got him reported to Facebook, again. Probably also explains his edits and reedits.

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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Fojar38 posted:

I like this cartoon.

It romanticizes a gruesome act which, while it certainly halted further havoc and possible death, shouldn't be glamorized, and certainly not in as sloppy a manner as "oh the Canadians are technically British and you know who else was British? That's right: ol' dubbel-oh-seven himself. James Bond! Sean Connery! You know, I took my first date to see Goldfinger *gets hard drawing dumb cartoon*"

edit: whoops just noticed your custom avatar

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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matrix ripoff posted:

It romanticizes a gruesome act which, while it certainly halted further havoc and possible death, shouldn't be glamorized, and certainly not in as sloppy a manner as "oh the Canadians are technically British and you know who else was British? That's right: ol' dubbel-oh-seven himself. James Bond! Sean Connery! You know, I took my first date to see Goldfinger *gets hard drawing dumb cartoon*"

edit: whoops just noticed your custom avatar

I think you have been spending too much time in this thread.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Might as well start the year off with a terrible edit.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Rorus Raz posted:

Might as well start the year off with a terrible edit.


:golfclap:

Guess it wasn't actually all that fun to stay at the YMCA.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Rorus Raz posted:

Might as well start the year off with a terrible edit.


That took me a second. :golfclap:

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

matrix ripoff posted:

It romanticizes a gruesome act which, while it certainly halted further havoc and possible death, shouldn't be glamorized, and certainly not in as sloppy a manner as "oh the Canadians are technically British and you know who else was British? That's right: ol' dubbel-oh-seven himself. James Bond! Sean Connery! You know, I took my first date to see Goldfinger *gets hard drawing dumb cartoon*"

edit: whoops just noticed your custom avatar

You read a lot of stuff into his comment that wasn't necessary my man. Or in other words

Fojar38 posted:

I think you have been spending too much time in this thread.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

change my name posted:

Funny how he realized how what he wrote could be construed as rape, huh. Wonder why he changed it HMMMM?

Gettin soft in his old age

LITERALLY!

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Oh god no

IT BEGINS

SAVE YOURSELVES

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

Over/under for this year is 23 predictions

Over/under for when he gives up and only draws the right half each week is 6

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Oh god, we're in for another month and a half of this poo poo.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

:unsmigghh: I am ready! :unsmigghh:

Also, doesn't going out on a limb mean you don't have much basis for your next set of words?

beepsandboops
Jan 28, 2014
God, when will NBC talk about Jonathan Gruber?!



Oh, they did a month ago. Are Tinsley's lead times getting even longer, or is he being Willfully Dense?

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

beepsandboops posted:

God, when will NBC talk about Jonathan Gruber?!



Oh, they did a month ago. Are Tinsley's lead times getting even longer, or is he being Willfully Dense?

You have to ask? Tinsley just believes in proportionality - news should be covered based on how important to HIM it is.

Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!
Fun Shoe
Just covering it is not enough! We have to repeal Obamacare because Gruber, one of the many people involved with the crafting of the law, said a thing that everyone thinks!

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Rorus Raz posted:

Might as well start the year off with a terrible edit.


took me a second and then I burst out laughing.

Does he really think that Fox hasn't been covering this? And MSNBC was one of the ones who broke the story.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Fried Chicken posted:

took me a second and then I burst out laughing.

I'm not seeing it. Is Pants Donkey in there somewhere?

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Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Jurgan posted:

I'm not seeing it. Is Pants Donkey in there somewhere?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

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