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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

ronniegardocki posted:

barcelona are so loving bad

will the trolls ever stop :rolleyes:

Barca has 73% possesion fucktard how can they be bad

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

El Hefe posted:

will the trolls ever stop :rolleyes:

Barca has 73% possesion fucktard how can they be bad

haha

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

straight up brolic posted:

drat, that's an over pay

Enzo Perez is probably in the top 3 midfielders playing in Iberia atm, just an fyi because as an american you probably can't see the two best leagues in the world outside of lovely turkish streams.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

El Hefe posted:

will the trolls ever stop :rolleyes:

Barca has 73% possesion fucktard how can they be bad

lmao

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

Real hosed. Barcelona hosed. Moyes victorious. LA LIGA.

sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past
I'm happy for El Hefe as Barcelona clearly won the ball possession game today.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
i can't believe david moyes is a football genius

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
i like how Ronaldo becoming the greatest player of all time, surpassing what many thought Messi would be, has caused El Hefe to be driven insane

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Barcelona beat Real Sociedad 0-1 today . That was clear for all to see. The team that collected the three points were actually the losers. The old order has been re-established and this showed in everything except the numbers.

So OK, this was a spiritual victory, and I know there ain't no room on the scoreboard for spirit. But in all sports such incomputables matter - and they tend to matter more in football because so many football matches turn on a single incident.

That's because Barcelona found the noble spirit of defiance: of futile heroism. They savoured the profound joy of finding glory in defeat.

It was demonstration of old champions against upstarts. Real Sociedad are still not a team, as their performances have shown us this season. They look great when they're great, but you expect that. It's finding greatness when things are going wrong that counts. And only one side did that yesterday.

Real Sociedad left knowing that another victory like that and they're done for. But Barcelona can make this defeat the beginning of the long and winding road that leads back to greatness.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Moyes is a football genius. Consequences of this??? Tears in Venezuela???

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Death squads on the streets.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Ol moyes taking out the garbage

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


mackintosh posted:

Death squads on the streets.

But what's new?

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Louie Swarvez is a loving turd of a player.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
The scoreboard might show a 1-0 loss for barcelona but considering they had almost 3/4 of the possesion I'm gonna have to mark this down as a tactical victory for the blaugrana boys.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



ephex posted:

Real Sociedad are still not a team, as their performances have shown us this season. They look great when they're great, but you expect that.

You don't need to be great to be a team but they are a team.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Mans posted:

Enzo Perez is probably in the top 3 midfielders playing in Iberia atm, just an fyi because as an american you probably can't see the two best leagues in the world outside of lovely turkish streams.
i dont live in america

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Real Gamingdad

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
This result finally proves the Premier League, the league from which David Moyes was run out of for being a failure, is better than La Liga. As if there were still any doubts. Big David Moyes could definitely teach the tiki taka boys something about heart, grit, determination. Wouldn't be surprised if Messi decided he was too scared to try and play somewhere other than Spain now that he has tasted the best of what Englad has to offer. And guess which player easily dominated both leagues? What, no guesses? It's Cristiano Ronaldo you freaking noob. He's the best of all time.



look at how Big Dave approaches Messi with his hand in his pocket like he couldn't give less of a gently caress. he was nobody in england, now he's friggin king kong.

Mean Bean Machine fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Jan 5, 2015

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

I'm watching the top teams lose and, hell, I'm laughing.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
Looking at the top scorers in La Liga, looks like its Cristiano Ronaldo by a long shot? And that it takes two of Barcelona's top scorers, just to equal (not even surpass) him?! This is incredible.....

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


How's Luis going?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

tbp posted:

Looking at the top scorers in La Liga, looks like its Cristiano Ronaldo by a long shot? And that it takes two of Barcelona's top scorers, just to equal (not even surpass) him?! This is incredible.....

Actually, if you look at the advance stats you'll see most of his "goals" are, in fact, penalties.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

African AIDS cum posted:

Real Gamingdad

Yes?

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax

mackintosh posted:

i can't believe david moyes is a football genius

at least his record of never beating a big team remains intact

El Hefe posted:

Actually, if you look at the advance stats you'll see most of his "goals" are, in fact, penalties.

youre cracking up, even disregarding penalties, hes still easily outscoring the autist

ronniegardocki fucked around with this message at 09:28 on Jan 5, 2015

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
HOLY loving SHITT!!!!!!!!!!!1

http://www.marca.com/2015/01/05/futbol/equipos/barcelona/1420471357.html

Barca has fired Zubizarreta

hoooooooooooolllllllyyyyyyyyyyy sssshiiiiiiiittttttttttt

finally

now to wait for the rest of the board to quit

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

El Hefe posted:

HOLY loving SHITT!!!!!!!!!!!1

http://www.marca.com/2015/01/05/futbol/equipos/barcelona/1420471357.html

Barca has fired Zubizarreta

hoooooooooooolllllllyyyyyyyyyyy sssshiiiiiiiittttttttttt

finally

now to wait for the rest of the board to quit

This is the best news in years.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

El Hefe posted:

HOLY loving SHITT!!!!!!!!!!!1

http://www.marca.com/2015/01/05/futbol/equipos/barcelona/1420471357.html

Barca has fired Zubizarreta

hoooooooooooolllllllyyyyyyyyyyy sssshiiiiiiiittttttttttt

finally

now to wait for the rest of the board to quit

So David Moyes IS a footballing genius

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
He was the sporting director yeah? If Barca can't buy or sell anyone for a year there's no point in keeping that position around. I bet he comes back in 2016 :newlol:

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Gigi Galli posted:

He was the sporting director yeah? If Barca can't buy or sell anyone for a year there's no point in keeping that position around. I bet he comes back in 2016 :newlol:

I hope they hire Damien Comolli.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Gigi Galli posted:

He was the sporting director yeah? If Barca can't buy or sell anyone for a year there's no point in keeping that position around. I bet he comes back in 2016 :newlol:

please dont ruin this happy moment

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Brony Car posted:

I hope they hire Damien Comolli.

Joe Kinnear has experience as a sporting director and isn't busy!

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Puyol has resigned from whatever he's been doing too

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

euroboy posted:

Puyol has resigned from whatever he's been doing too

rats, sinking ship, ect

Pep doing the cut and run was the canary in the coal mine

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Bwahaha Barcelona is falling apart. Messi is apparently pissed as well

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Also Zubi wasn't fired for being insanely poo poo but because he blames the transfer ban on Bartomeu

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Hegay posted:

Also Zubi wasn't fired for being insanely poo poo but because he blames the transfer ban on Bartomeu

Either way it's a good thing

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

Hegay posted:

Bwahaha Barcelona is falling apart. Messi is apparently pissed as well

Ye, apparently had a fight and then didn't turn up to training, saying it was gastroenteritis. Then he goes home and does this:



Enrique's head to roll.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
lol if Messi gets sold Bartomeu better gets out of Catalunya fast and never come back if he wants to stay alive

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Barca can sell players right? They just cant register new ones?

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