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ubachung
Jul 30, 2006

Modern Day Hercules posted:

those are hens you dumb poo poo

One of them is definitely a cock. Trust me, I've seen a lot of cocks.

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Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ubachung posted:

One of them is definitely a cock. Trust me, I've seen a lot of cocks.

Hey keep with the diet, and someday you'll see your own :3:

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

Turtlicious posted:

Hey keep with the diet, and someday you'll see your own :3:

:captainpop:

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Turtlicious posted:

Hey keep with the diet, and someday you'll see your own :3:

:drat:

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

One yon

Kay form

Let's get together and it'll be all right

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
What.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil

I don't really like the current smartphone trend that bigger is better.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Never thought I'd get breaking news on SA through PYF funny pics.

Man, that sucks. I loved Stuart Scott on Sports Center. :(

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

These belong in the badass pictures thread :black101:

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Somebody has a new favorite as of 19:35 on Jan 5, 2015

Avulsion
Feb 12, 2006
I never knew what hit me

Those are clearly Florida potatoes.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Avulsion posted:

Those are clearly Florida potatoes.



Who knew?

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

Nice try, Monsanto!

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

As a former grocery store worker I will ruin this joke. Those cardboard containers on a pallet are very common for shipping bulk/seasonal produce, certain companies make better/stronger ones than others. They are also very useful for merchandising other products, so you keep the good ones, stick a few milk crates under to raise it up and put cardboard over the crates for a mobile display table.

Here is an old goatse joke that no one will get but is possibly the only thing I have that might be funny and I haven't saved from these threads.

NWS http://imgur.com/1MNr7 NWS

Travic
May 27, 2007

Getting nowhere fast

Was scrolling around the giant image expecting Patrick Stewart.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


HAmbONE posted:

As a former grocery store worker I will ruin this joke. Those cardboard containers on a pallet are very common for shipping bulk/seasonal produce, certain companies make better/stronger ones than others. They are also very useful for merchandising other products, so you keep the good ones, stick a few milk crates under to raise it up and put cardboard over the crates for a mobile display table.

Here is an old goatse joke that no one will get but is possibly the only thing I have that might be funny and I haven't saved from these threads.

NWS http://imgur.com/1MNr7 NWS

I'm glad somebody else did this. But yeah those weren't shipped that way at all and the underpayed employees aren't told to cover the markings. Just fill it with products.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



HAmbONE posted:

As a former grocery store worker I will ruin this joke. Those cardboard containers on a pallet are very common for shipping bulk/seasonal produce, certain companies make better/stronger ones than others. They are also very useful for merchandising other products, so you keep the good ones, stick a few milk crates under to raise it up and put cardboard over the crates for a mobile display table.

Thank you former grocery store worker for explaining that to us non-grocery store workers. Without you, we would have lived our whole lives thinking that someone genuinely thought that oranges were potatoes, and tried to sell them as such. Thank you for clearing that up, we can all now rest easy knowing that such mistakes aren't made.



I hope someone who is an engineer can clear up this joke too.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
That probably sounded better in your head.

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

kannonfodder posted:

Thank you former grocery store worker for explaining that to us non-grocery store workers. Without you, we would have lived our whole lives thinking that someone genuinely thought that oranges were potatoes, and tried to sell them as such. Thank you for clearing that up, we can all now rest easy knowing that such mistakes aren't made.



I hope someone who is an engineer can clear up this joke too.

I believe that's the young man's choice in major. These are all big events upcoming (except for mom and dad clearly being excited), and going to school for engineering (or possibly graduating with a degree in a field of engineering) seems to fit the scheme and the letters.

:goonsay:

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

cool kids inc. posted:

I believe that's the young man's choice in major. These are all big events upcoming (except for mom and dad clearly being excited), and going to school for engineering (or possibly graduating with a degree in a field of engineering) seems to fit the scheme and the letters.

:goonsay:

Close, but it's actually that engineers are huge nerds who will never feel the touch of a woman.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Even Jaden Smith would get that joke, I mean drat

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.
Oh are we just going to be stupid now and explain jokes?

Okay can someone explain this to me please

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

blunt for century posted:

Even Jaden Smith would get that joke, I mean drat

Let's not get crazy now.

Davfff
Oct 27, 2008

FinalGamer posted:

Oh are we just going to be stupid now and explain jokes?

Okay can someone explain this to me please



As a former grocery store worker I will ruin this joke. Those illustrations on the magazine cover are fictional characters, certain companies make better/stronger ones than others.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

They get that Get Smart was a comedy, right?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

FinalGamer posted:

Oh are we just going to be stupid now and explain jokes?

Okay can someone explain this to me please



One games series features crime investigations through puzzle solving (which requires intellectual ability from the player), while the other is centred around court procedures. The upcoming game is to feature protagonists of both franchises. This makes words 'final verdict on the smartest game' in relation to the review of the aforementioned adventure/puzzle game a clever reference to both video games intellectual properties.

Elkyrie
Mar 18, 2014

Paladinus posted:

One games series features crime investigations through puzzle solving (which requires intellectual ability from the player), while the other is centred around court procedures. The upcoming game is to feature protagonists of both franchises. This makes words 'final verdict on the smartest game' in relation to the review of the aforementioned adventure/puzzle game a clever reference to both video games intellectual properties.

but like... what's the joke here :confused:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


You cannot grasp the true form of sundae's deliciousness.

Znae
Aug 13, 2009

Eviscerating that man on the operating table isn't that big a deal, just go back to medical school real quick and give it another shot.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

You cannot grasp the true form of sundae's deliciousness.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

BonHair posted:

Close, but it's actually that engineers are huge nerds who will never feel the touch of a woman.



Rick_Hunter posted:

Never thought I'd get breaking news on SA through PYF funny pics.

Man, that sucks. I loved Stuart Scott on Sports Center. :(

Now that he's dead, he'll forever be as cool as the other side of the pillow.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

As a native Floridian, I will further pointlessly disenhumor the already mild joke.

Hastings, Florida!



With an annual potato and cabbage festival and a potato queen:



We're proud of our potatoes in North Florida.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Elkyrie posted:

but like... what's the joke here :confused:
No but it IS the joke, see!?

FinalGamer has a new favorite as of 06:16 on Jan 6, 2015

Avulsion
Feb 12, 2006
I never knew what hit me

Tora! Tora! Tora! posted:

We're proud of our potatoes in North Florida.

Well, it's not like you have anything else to brag about up there.

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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Avulsion posted:

Well, it's not like you have anything else to brag about up there.
North Florida: The closest you can get to being out of Florida!

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