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sleater-cummy
Dec 28, 2005

smile :]
the only thing i like about this speedrun marathon is seeing how freaking broken all games are.

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
are they speedrunning a bunch of long jrpgs

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




not now

sleater-cummy
Dec 28, 2005

smile :]
i don't think so. a lot of these games actually seem to be bad; for instance, Ristar (1995)

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Improbable Lobster posted:

such iconic sony characters as a big daddy and isaac clarke

cole, and evil cole

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


jony ive aces posted:

mods plz namechange quiggy to Quigeru Miyamoto

im down

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

jony ive aces posted:

mods plz namechange quiggy to Quigeru Murderedmoto

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Sagebrush posted:

my sister plays games on her macbook air so way to go being even less competent than a non-technical woman and/or childe

lol i mean real games not dumb poo poo for casuals lololol

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Improbable Lobster posted:

are they speedrunning a bunch of long jrpgs

uncharted deserves whatever terrible thing they do to break it, including snapping the lovely disc in half

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://www.instant.ly/report/54a985dde4b0cea5d72c8c2a
reddit star citizen survey of 2988 people, some observations:
  • 97% male and almost as many people specified a joke gender as female
  • 15% have spent $1000-9999 on star citizen
  • 5% of that group did so while making <$10k/year
  • 59% want it to feature nudity for some reason
  • 41% have "complete" confidence it will be a great game on release, 49% have "high" confidence

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://www.instant.ly/report/54a985dde4b0cea5d72c8c2a
reddit star citizen survey of 2988 people, some observations:
  • 97% male and almost as many people specified a joke gender as female
  • 15% have spent $1000-9999 on star citizen
  • 5% of that group did so while making <$10k/year
  • 59% want it to feature nudity for some reason
  • 41% have "complete" confidence it will be a great game on release, 49% have "high" confidence

hahaha

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://www.instant.ly/report/54a985dde4b0cea5d72c8c2a
reddit star citizen survey of 2988 people, some observations:
  • 97% male and almost as many people specified a joke gender as female
  • 15% have spent $1000-9999 on star citizen
  • 5% of that group did so while making <$10k/year
  • 59% want it to feature nudity for some reason
  • 41% have "complete" confidence it will be a great game on release, 49% have "high" confidence

burn, salt

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




:suicide:

Balobam
Apr 28, 2012

i require nudity in all my games, can it truly be called a game otherwise?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
i wonder if there'll be suicide attempts when star citizen inevitably fails to live up to any expectations whatsoever

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Balobam posted:

i require nudity in all my games, can it truly be called a game otherwise?

the best part of super mario bros is after completing the world 6 romance subplot when you get to see marios dong

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
i think i might be tired of video games

Dick Spacious CPA
Oct 10, 2012

final fantasy 13 is a good game and the combat is pretty neat .

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Dick Spacious CPA posted:

final fantasy 13 is a good game and the combat is pretty neat .

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://www.instant.ly/report/54a985dde4b0cea5d72c8c2a
reddit star citizen survey of 2988 people, some observations:
  • 97% male and almost as many people specified a joke gender as female
  • 15% have spent $1000-9999 on star citizen
  • 5% of that group did so while making <$10k/year
  • 59% want it to feature nudity for some reason
  • 41% have "complete" confidence it will be a great game on release, 49% have "high" confidence

Eclecticistic Picks, so it's hard to decide which it should resamble most.

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

i bought ff13 in the sale and it took me 5 minutes to regret it

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Widdiful posted:

i bought ff13 in the sale and it took me 5 minutes to regret it

it truly does open up and turn into an almost tolerable game about 20 hours in but lmfao do not play the 20 hours to get there

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Balobam posted:

i require nudity in all my games, can it truly be called a game otherwise?

well poo poo, now you made me remember that someone on their forums was legit-asking for authenticity in their piracy and have the ability to rape the crew of the ship they took over :suicide:

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

univbee posted:

well poo poo, now you made me remember that someone on their forums was legit-asking for authenticity in their piracy and have the ability to rape the crew of the ship they took over :suicide:

that seems problematic, somehow

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

Notorious QIG posted:

it truly does open up and turn into an almost tolerable game about 20 hours in but lmfao do not play the 20 hours to get there

can i download a save file or smth or, conversely, not play ff13

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 360 days!

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://www.instant.ly/report/54a985dde4b0cea5d72c8c2a
reddit star citizen survey of 2988 people, some observations:
  • 97% male and almost as many people specified a joke gender as female
  • 15% have spent $1000-9999 on star citizen
  • 5% of that group did so while making <$10k/year
  • 59% want it to feature nudity for some reason
  • 41% have "complete" confidence it will be a great game on release, 49% have "high" confidence

lmfao

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Widdiful posted:

can i download a save file or smth or, conversely, not play ff13

just dont play it imho

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

[*] 15% have spent $1000-9999 on star citizen
[*] 5% of that group did so while making <$10k/year and living with mom rent-free

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


i do however recommend listening to the soundtrack, which owns

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 360 days!

Notorious QIG posted:

just dont play it imho

Balobam
Apr 28, 2012

univbee posted:

well poo poo, now you made me remember that someone on their forums was legit-asking for authenticity in their piracy and have the ability to rape the crew of the ship they took over :suicide:

those are the 2 fundamentals of video games, all is as it should be

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I wonder how much Chris Roberts regrets starting that project.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Chris Roberts's Basement Citizen

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

periodic reminder that listening to this track on repeat for 10 hours is a better experience than actually playing ffxiii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfu0XBf8kmk

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


i played ff13 when i was in a v bad place in my life. i do not recommend others follow in my footsteps

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 360 days!

Citizen Tayne posted:

I wonder how much Chris Roberts regrets starting that project.

well,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blPpnnSOiwk

lots, probably

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Pinterest Mom posted:

periodic reminder that listening to this track on repeat for 10 hours is a better experience than actually playing ffxiii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfu0XBf8kmk

this and the jazzy chocobo song are the best :allears:

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 360 days!

Notorious QIG posted:

i played ff13 when i was in a v bad place in my life. i do not recommend others follow in my footsteps
           /

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quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


wesley snypes posted:

           /


jesus what

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