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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


The one about the Aviva is 100% correct

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Vod Kanockers
Nov 13, 2010

To think Germans were considered "organized".
https://gfycat.com/AnimatedFlippantBrahmancow

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

That.... doesn't seem legal.

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

MacheteZombie posted:

That.... doesn't seem legal.

It's not and a free kick was given I think

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

It's not and a free kick was given I think

He was also booked. For being a fraud.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

It's not and a free kick was given I think

Now I can't decide if Neymar didn't know the rules or is just trolling. Maybe both?
I guess since they're losing he's being a try-hard?

Still B.A.E
Mar 24, 2012

The Sky commentators seemed outraged and insisted that the goal should have stood.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Still B.A.E posted:

The Sky commentators seemed outraged and insisted that the goal should have stood.

Thats because they're retards who don't know the rules.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
needs a good solid kick up the balls from the keeper, that'll learn him

moyes has sussed neymar

dAnni
Mar 7, 2006

I am the champ...
Thierry Henry did the same thing at Arsenal, goal was disallowed and free kick.

Pundits said it was because the GK kicking the ball from his hands is "1 motion/act" so players can not impede him like that.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Its unsporting as gently caress n all and refs can disallow stuff for that. Owned Neymar u aidsy lookin homo.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Was it Ryan Giggs who got away with it ages ago heading the ball out of the keepers hand whilst he held it one handed?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
the sky commentators were right the goal should have stood

barca got robbed

its a loving disgrace

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Was it Ryan Giggs who got away with it ages ago heading the ball out of the keepers hand whilst he held it one handed?

nah gary crosby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEFj3AV0hCw

not my favourite fooling of a goalie tho, thats either

Dion Dublin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y0kpT_DD6I

or Dean saunders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZFgrW7LrQE


special mention to Melberg / Enckleman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ahl2CswTTQ

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Big 'Mar did nothing wrong

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

If he didn't touch the ball then it's a corner kick, I'm not convinced on that grainy video that he did

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

I love this

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

This is what he did to euroboys chair

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Blue Star Error posted:

This is what he did to euroboys chair

lol that fucker

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Still B.A.E posted:

The Sky commentators seemed outraged and insisted that the goal should have stood.

That's because they love Barcelona and always spend the whole game sucking them off, even when they're not playing. Seriously, Sky's coverage of La Liga is loving awful.

jooky
Jan 15, 2003

eto'o did it last year and the ref allowed it

that was on a bounce tho, i believe

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


jooky posted:

eto'o did it last year and the ref allowed it

that was on a bounce tho, i believe
He did and it shouldn't have counted.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Still B.A.E posted:

The Sky commentators seemed outraged and insisted that the goal should have stood.

Yeah, how wrong they are. I bet it shows up on "You are the Ref" this week too.

GreatestLurker
Sep 12, 2011

Mickolution posted:

That's because they love Barcelona and always spend the whole game sucking them off, even when they're not playing. Seriously, Sky's coverage of La Liga is loving awful.

Why does everyone who covers la liga have to be such massive cunts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TQaxme_Sug

seriously. *messi walks slowly* super magic like a jedi knight seen once a full moon *gag gag*

GreatestLurker fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Jan 5, 2015

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

jooky posted:

eto'o did it last year and the ref allowed it

that was on a bounce tho, i believe

and then he got absolutely destroyed after it and hazard scored the goal.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jODt0wuaV0

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
this one was allowed too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkyVVYV_r1w&t=29s

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I think the rule is that a goal kick has to leave the box before it's "in play".

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Vegetable posted:

I think the rule is that a goal kick has to leave the box before it's "in play".

Spot the difference between a goal kick and a punt...

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Thom P. Tiers posted:

and then he got absolutely destroyed after it and hazard scored the goal.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jODt0wuaV0

Legit goal

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
ronaldinho did it once

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Shrapnig tried to seduce me via PM

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Shrapnig posted:

Spot the difference between a goal kick and a punt...
What's the difference?

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Vegetable posted:

What's the difference?

A goal kick is after the ball is kicked out of play, the ball kicked from stationary in the 6 yard box

A punt is the keeper holding the ball and kicking it, can happen anywhere in area

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

lol

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

she's a keeper

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.


Marshall gets credit for at least going back into the goal to try to do his job, instead of standing there like a oval office with his arms in the air.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
on the topic of keepers https://vine.co/v/OdQJBwtrQFB

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

lmao

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Vod Kanockers
Nov 13, 2010

To think Germans were considered "organized".
So Sampdoria may have had their 'kickoff' sports mixed up.

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