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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Echeveria posted:

My cousin and his wife named their kids Tazlun and Nixen. Tazlun is a combo of their friends two kids names.

I can't even think of two names that Taz- and -lun could come from. I guess Luna? Tazewell??

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Echeveria posted:

I know someone who's first name is Candida. As in yeast infections. She gets really defensive and tells everyone it means white in spanish, which it may very well, but she is white as hell.

Spanish for 'white' is 'blanco'?

ibntumart
Mar 18, 2007

Good, bad. I'm the one with the power of Shu, Heru, Amon, Zehuti, Aton, and Mehen.
College Slice
Candida comes from Latin candidus, which means shining or bright, but also can mean white. Candida is a perfectly valid name in both Spanish *and* English, incidentally. St. Candida is one of the very earliest saints in Christianity, plus the name got a bit of a boost in the English-speaking world from George Bernard Shaw's comedy of the same name.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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:backtowork:
It's report card season so I get to look at other classes' "English" names.

O'Shine
So ho
Coobie
Jassa (a boy, kind of cool I guess?)
Bosco (god drat another one)

Plus the usually Hailey, Haley, Hayley and Hailees.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Axiem posted:

At which point, I thought "Oh, okay, a girl named Grace. A bit out there, but not exactly unknown."


Grace is an 'out there' name for you ? Where I'm from, it's as common as dirt.

Gloryhold It!
Sep 22, 2008

Fucking
Adorable

bringmyfishback posted:

"This is my son, Grassy Place Full of Drunk People."

Sounds like it's as a porn star name then.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Candida isn't Spanish, it's Latin.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Jerry Cotton posted:

A lot of Spanish people like to think they're white as well.

The government paper work my students have to fill out for class now makes them pick both "Ethnicity" (Hispanic or Not; pick one) and "Race" (White, Black, Native American, Pacific Islander, Asian; check all that apply). Some of them get really mad about having to pick both Hispanic and something else, but almost always pick "white" in the end.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.

Kurtofan posted:

Candida isn't Spanish, it's Latin.

LatinO :v:

:negative:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
No it's Latin Latin, unless that's the joke.

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time
I know a Koen. I think it's a pretty normal Belgian name.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Kestrel, named not after the bird but the beer.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Reminds me of a teacher at one of the other high schools in my hometown, name was Guy Beard. Easy to remember because he was the guy with the beard.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.

Kurtofan posted:

No it's Latin Latin, unless that's the joke.

:thejoke:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

stubblyhead posted:

Reminds me of a teacher at one of the other high schools in my hometown, name was Guy Beard. Easy to remember because he was the guy with the beard.

When your name is Guy Beard, I think you have a moral obligation to grow an enormous mountain man beard.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Panic! at Nabisco posted:

I know a Koen. I think it's a pretty normal Belgian name.

Dutch too. For those of you who aren't Belgian or Dutch, it's pronounced Coon.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Bertrand Hustle posted:

When your name is Guy Beard, I think you have a moral obligation to grow an enormous mountain man beard.

I wonder if Frank Beard would have grown a huge biker beard like the other guys in ZZ Top if he didn't have the last name.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Dysgenesis posted:

Kestrel, named not after the bird but the beer.

I went to school with a girl called Kes, named after the bird in the film.

cat_snake
Nov 19, 2014

Came up on Pandora.

Engelbert Humperdinck

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Really? I guess this is new to you as well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPTXVqETBM4

cat_snake
Nov 19, 2014

Jerry Cotton posted:

Really? I guess this is new to you as well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPTXVqETBM4

I'll have to delete the station if it starts playing that.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Bertrand Hustle posted:

When your name is Guy Beard, I think you have a moral obligation to grow an enormous mountain man beard.

Or marry a woman.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


The first baby of the year in my town just got born and she is named Tauriel Octavia.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

Phy posted:

I wonder if Frank Beard would have grown a huge biker beard like the other guys in ZZ Top if he didn't have the last name.

He had a (somewhat smaller) one at one point.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
What?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


That's a photoshop, but fret not: the kid's real name is Colton Burpo.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
My father-in-law knew a priest named Royal Vatican.

Impotent before the Wheat King, but still.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

What IS this, Britain's Next Top Slapper?

All on Black
Dec 14, 2007

She's not "that Mexican", Mom, she's MY Mexican. And she's...Colombian or something.
Some of the choice names amongst my students:

Phalen (exactly like failin', which he is mercifully not doing)
Keilah (kee-eye-luh)
Aguila (white as the driven snow)
Dayman
Emmalee (I guess Emily wasn't unique enough)
Jaslynn
Kamisha
Nikayla
Vherra

Felonious_Monk
Oct 26, 2008

All on Black posted:

Some of the choice names amongst my students:

Dayman


Is he a master of karate and friendship for everyone?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

All on Black posted:


Emmalee (I guess Emily wasn't unique enough)


My grandmother had a friend called Emmalee who was born in the 1890s. So it may be little snowflake-y, but it certainly isn't new.

Echeveria
Aug 26, 2014

Jerry Cotton posted:

A lot of Spanish people like to think they're white as well.

Yeah that was a pretty dumbass comment from me. Sorry.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

bringmyfishback posted:

What IS this, Britain's Next Top Slapper?

It's from a dating reality show from Ireland called Take Me Out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rtlUae2q2k

e:


Is this one just pronounced like Vera? My grandmother's name was Vere, pronounced more or less like Varee. No idea where it came from.

stubblyhead has a new favorite as of 18:30 on Jan 6, 2015

Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

Pompous Rhombus posted:

From Deadspin: South Dakota High School Wrestler Names, Ranked

Naming your kid "Dakota" while living in one of the Dakotas is a pretty... something move.

SD is a treasure trove of horrible names. Some of it is due to the natives out here giving their kids traditional names, or having very native last names.

The Minnehaha County Jail is a great treasure trove of them. Plenty of Dakotas, but some are just...what? Espercially when you compare what crime they did.

For example, guy with the last name Bland who got in a shootout with the cops.

There's also a Willylon Waylon (first and middle), a Jozella, Guyo Dido, Gaylina, Minnie Rouse (her parents musta thought it was cute), Schmith, Tahnasha, Theophile Takenalive, Rickey Recarter,

And that's just one county. Granted, it's the most populous county in the state, but still....

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Lurcy, I'm horme

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Saw a tv interview today with a man named Butch Knight.

cheekyvixen
Aug 19, 2014
tru-asia

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


Is South Dakota known for its Mormon population? This sounds like a Mormon name. Mormon names are something special indeed.

Jennyfivetina, Truckston, and Thermos just tickle me.

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