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Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

Is it even likely they would sell their star player considering they are banned from buying new ones? They would get wrecked in this season and next season's competitions. When does Messi's contract expire?

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TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Messi is running scared, forced to be managed by some Roma flop and stuck with a big tax bill, plus Ronaldo making him look like a scrub. Jumping ship to save face. Cowardly player.

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Imagine the Messi autism rage tantrum.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
messi's 2014:
-didnt score as many goals as uisual
-found out as a tax fraud, criminal
-lost the world cup, won no major trophies, etc.

ronaldo's 2014:
-donated money to orphans
-visited sick kids in the hospital
-campaigned for equality everywhere
-in his spare time, was the best footballer on earth and won the decima.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

tbp posted:

messi's 2014:
-didnt score as many goals as uisual
-found out as a tax fraud, criminal
-lost the world cup, won no major trophies, etc.

ronaldo's 2014:
-donated money to orphans
-visited sick kids in the hospital
-campaigned for equality everywhere
-in his spare time, was the best footballer on earth and won the decima.
-sucked off men

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Ronaldo has realised that sexual identity is a concept that has outlived its usefulness and now appreciates beauty in all its forms. He truely is the second coming of Christ

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

bigot

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
yeah but Ronald sucked off most of those dicks in penalty suckoffs

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

yeah but Ronald sucked off most of those dicks in penalty suckoffs

lol

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Messi gonna look fantastic in blue.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Según ha dado a conocer 'El Partido de las 12', el Barça habría puesto ya sobre la mesa un ultimátum al actual primer entrenador del equipo de fútbol.


lol beat elche and atletico or u gone bro

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That celta bilbao game was spanish defending in a nutshell.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
From the idiot jerk who brought you the "mother fucker" flap comes the latest bullshit in Messi's world:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2320696-lionel-messis-barcelona-issues-more-complex-than-a-simple-manager-feud

...

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012



pack it up Farcelona

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
Bye Enrique

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Barca has good periods and bad periods same as RM

They'll bounce back

Quit the drama

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
anyone who became a Barca fan in recent years is a culo not a cule

*holds up bud light at head height, label facing outward to crowd*

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Barca are a historically nothing team, were bottlers until the 2000's, always had good players but got never deliver. Looks like they're going back to their roots

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

No Cristiano in tonights derby :eyepop:

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Torres starting as well. This ones in the bag. Big Eyebrow Ancelotti should rest Kroos as well imo but oh well

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Hegay posted:

Torres starting as well. This ones in the bag

He's gonna score you know.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Gigi Galli posted:

He's gonna score you know.

Pfftt... .. n-no

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
What's going on with Bale? They were talking about him before the game saying how there's been conflict and poo poo because he's shooting instead of passing. Why's that a bad thing?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

What's going on with Bale? They were talking about him before the game saying how there's been conflict and poo poo because he's shooting instead of passing. Why's that a bad thing?

Posession is more important than goals and his DZ SiBoT is p low imo

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Gigi Galli posted:

He's gonna score you know.

He's going to be complete garbage for Atletico too and its going to own

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
Bale is a brute-force english lad with no real tekkers and Isco is a dainty little bit of sunshine more suited to the squad

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

What's going on with Bale? They were talking about him before the game saying how there's been conflict and poo poo because he's shooting instead of passing. Why's that a bad thing?

He squandered a huge chance against Valencia by running in the the goalkeeper instead of passing it to a free Benz or Ronaldo but it's been overblown

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
madrid will win but torres will score so everyone is like "is he back?!!?" then he'll got 2 for 36 or something

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

ephex posted:

Posession is more important than goals and his DZ SiBoT is p low imo

peps bayern..

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Europe will no longer tolerate those antics from the likes of Khedira

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Hegay posted:

peps bayern..

Uhm we play with like eight midfield players right now, what's there not to like?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

Bale is a brute-force english lad with no real tekkers and Isco is a dainty little bit of sunshine more suited to the squad

He's Welsh ffs

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Gigi Galli posted:

He's Welsh ffs

Pff, as if this soft...*looks up world map* Bolivian shite gave a gently caress about accuracy.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Gigi Galli posted:

He's Welsh ffs

No poo poo? I was wondering why he wasn't playing against Uruguay when I caught the 2014 FIFA World Cup match at the Hereford FIFA Fan Fest. England could use a player like that.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

African AIDS cum posted:

Europe will no longer tolerate those antics from the likes of Khedira

Too soon.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012


Yeah, Griezman won't have to surrender and beg for his life unless he scores an own goal

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
Wow apparently not knowing Bale is from some fake country is enough to get you banned from certain threads in here, maybe that should be in the rules thread?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Ramos you stupid bitch

Total Confusion
Oct 9, 2004

Hegay posted:

Ramos you stupid bitch



Edit: c'mon Keylor!

Edit 2: :(

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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

he always loses his temper ffs

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