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Up to the Elves
Nov 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
demanding the apology, as well

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Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Up to the Elves posted:

demanding the apology, as well

i appreciate your support in this matter

Sdoots
Nov 3, 2013

I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar?

euphronius posted:

Did anyone buy sunset overdrive?

Day one, one of the best games of 2014. The writing is terrible at the start but as the game goes on it gets better and by the end it's geniunely funny as hell. I can understand why people don't like it but just the act of moving around in that game is fun as gently caress. Throwing in some of the weapon and amp combinations you can make and it's a really great time.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Sdoots posted:

Day one, one of the best games of 2014. The writing is terrible at the start but as the game goes on it gets better and by the end it's geniunely funny as hell. I can understand why people don't like it but just the act of moving around in that game is fun as gently caress. Throwing in some of the weapon and amp combinations you can make and it's a really great time.

Huh it got really good reviews. It just seemed so obnoxious I thought it would be terrible. But I am maybe too old for game.s

Sdoots
Nov 3, 2013

I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar?

euphronius posted:

Huh it got really good reviews. It just seemed so obnoxious I thought it would be terrible. But I am maybe too old for game.s

The thing is, you are making your own character (though there is just one voice per gender), so you aren't forced to be the lovely rear end in a top hat they have in all the promo material. As I said, the writing ranges from atrocious to geniunely funny, sometimes they are really trying too hard and they straight up use memes, other times it is clever and smart.

For example, one mission has you ordering a robot dog to go kill these robot hordes. One of the things the main character says is something like GOOD DOG MUCH STRONG or whatever.

On the other hand, there's a side mission with the dialogue for the robots replaced, and instead the robots are talking about how great focus groups are, statistics from focus groups, how guns make things sell, poo poo like that, and the music is replaced with dubstep.

virtualboyCOLOR
Dec 22, 2004

euphronius posted:

Huh it got really good reviews. It just seemed so obnoxious I thought it would be terrible. But I am maybe too old for game.s

Its coming out for PC so just get it then for $5 on steam and add it to the pile

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Sdoots posted:

The thing is, you are making your own character (though there is just one voice per gender), so you aren't forced to be the lovely rear end in a top hat they have in all the promo material. As I said, the writing ranges from atrocious to geniunely funny, sometimes they are really trying too hard and they straight up use memes, other times it is clever and smart.

For example, one mission has you ordering a robot dog to go kill these robot hordes. One of the things the main character says is something like GOOD DOG MUCH STRONG or whatever.

On the other hand, there's a side mission with the dialogue for the robots replaced, and instead the robots are talking about how great focus groups are, statistics from focus groups, how guns make things sell, poo poo like that, and the music is replaced with dubstep.

sorry which example here is meant to be the bad one and which is the good one

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

euphronius posted:

Huh it got really good reviews

quote:

This is the sort of game that people buy a new console for. It’s just that good. Sunset Overdrive celebrates the things that set us apart as gamers, and it draws strength from those differences.

GOTY???

Sdoots
Nov 3, 2013

I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar?

Stux posted:

sorry which example here is meant to be the bad one and which is the good one

I thought the focus group thing was funny, especially given what happened with Insomniac's last game.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




euphronius posted:

Huh it got really good reviews. It just seemed so obnoxious I thought it would be terrible. But I am maybe too old for game.s
:lol: if you think that game reviews are meaningful and if you trust whatever reviews you read or watch.

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

That's why my main source at this point is Giant Bomb quicklooks; it's straight gameplay from the first part of the game. With some commentary on how it feels. And personality and humor. Good poo poo.

edit: I will pull some poo poo up on twitch to check gameplay too...

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Similarly, I tend to stick with raw or live footage.

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

That's a character from Strange Journey dumbass

she is also the law character which makes her objectively the most shithead character in a game of characters who are mostly terrible human beings

FactsAreUseless posted:

The mission design is so much better, though. Instead of campaign missions being the low points of the game (the incredibly lovely boss fights, the giant monster) they're variations on the central sneak-and-shoot gameplay. It makes a big difference, especially with the removal of the long slow unskippable dream/drug sequences.

uhhh how far did you get? because you are required to do one of the drug sequences for the manor and its one of the best missions in the game imho. though the removal of bosses for stealth and take over bases is much cooler and there are a lot fewer story quests from my understanding too. the unskippable cut scenes are still a thing and kind of annoying but you only really have to watch them once.

the best part of 4 is the secret ending and it justifies the entire game

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

hubris.height posted:

uhhh how far did you get? because you are required to do one of the drug sequences for the manor and its one of the best missions in the game imho. though the removal of bosses for stealth and take over bases is much cooler and there are a lot fewer story quests from my understanding too. the unskippable cut scenes are still a thing and kind of annoying but you only really have to watch them once.

the best part of 4 is the secret ending and it justifies the entire game
I've played all of Far Cry 3 and most of Far Cry 4. The mission design is better in Far Cry 4. The game never just changes the rules on you, like FC3's Vaas fight or the giant monster, or the stupid vehicle/pistol section after the hotel.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Ddraig posted:

I love people defending this, saying that it's just a parody and the game really opens up later on.

It doesn't. It's still the same poo poo brown shooter.


^^^ Well designed custom wads are usually built along the idea that you're an expert at the game, or at least have some idea of how certain mechanics work (i.e. pain thresholds, the bfg mechanics etc) and are more like real-time puzzle games than the regular doom stuff.

SS3 isn't as good as SS1 obviously but this is plain wrong, get to the end of the game some time

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

SS3 isn't as good as SS1 obviously but this is plain wrong, get to the end of the game some time

Why would I want to get to the end of a poo poo game and hope it turns out better when I can play a better game (any of the previous SS, including 2) and experience the end state right from the start?

There's a point where something stops being a parody and starts being what you're parodying, and I think it's about the time you're forced to do lovely unfun things for no real reason.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
the best assassins creed is shadow of mordor

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Third World Reggin posted:

the best assassins creed is shadow of mordor

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

Third World Reggin posted:

the best assassins creed is shadow of mordor
This, playing Black Flag right after Mordor really showed how rear end Creed still has jank platforming while Mordor is smooth as butter. I like rear end Creed (Skipped 3) but Black Flag is most likely going to be my last one.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Accordion Man posted:

This, playing Black Flag right after Mordor really showed how rear end Creed still has jank platforming while Mordor is smooth as butter. I like rear end Creed (Skipped 3) but Black Flag is most likely going to be my last one.

one of the weirdest parts of AC4's movement is how it is sometimes hard to run in a straight line coming out of a turn and your character just weaves back and forth as you over compensate for his sluggish momentum and lovely camera. combine that with the very bad system for interpreting what you want to do when running/jumping on objects and its a disaster.

in mordor you can safely run from a roof to a wire and never accidently launch yourself off and even if you get lost its hard to lose a mission that way. in AC if you miss that wire by a pixel you could end up getting booted to a loading screen from falling behind one one of the dozens of chase missions.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Ddraig posted:

Why would I want to get to the end of a poo poo game and hope it turns out better when I can play a better game (any of the previous SS, including 2) and experience the end state right from the start?

There's a point where something stops being a parody and starts being what you're parodying, and I think it's about the time you're forced to do lovely unfun things for no real reason.

There's 3 sorta crappy levels at the beginning. That's basically it. They're not nightmarishly bad, just a minor bummer. You don't have to play the game, I don't think it was super amazing, just don't mislead people. It's absolutely a Serious Sam game by the end.

For what it's worth, in coop on the difficulty where the enemies are invisible, even those first few levels are kinda fun.

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

Real hurthling! posted:

combine that with the very bad system for interpreting what you want to do when running/jumping on objects and its a disaster.

Oh, god the contextual controls. I wasn't used to the control scheme but started picking it up and even hours in i would be:

A) Jumping off high places I didn't mean to because I needed to do something that used the shared A 'jump' button. There goes nearly beating a long mission I was almost done with. Or:

B) Trying to run and accidentally hitting an outcropping or small wall... and attempting to freerun up it and do a flip. During chase sequences when doing that once or twice costs you the mission. In tight spaces, this would happen over and over.

JainDoh fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Jan 6, 2015

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Whole mess of DOS games went up on the Internet Archive today.

quote:

The Internet Archive just dumped nearly 2,400 old MS-DOS video games into an easy-to-navigate repository. Every single one of the games is free to play in your browser. Some of the games are classics from your youth. Some of them are hilariously obscure. And some of them are porn—which is something you probably didn't realize existed on MS-DOS.

https://archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_msdos_games/v2

Though you can't do things like save, so hope you're ready for a marathon session to beat Eye of the Beholder 2.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

DrBouvenstein posted:

Whole mess of DOS games went up on the Internet Archive today.


https://archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_msdos_games/v2

Though you can't do things like save, so hope you're ready for a marathon session to beat Eye of the Beholder 2.

does anyone know of a DOS game that was like Advance Wars

but obviously not advance wars

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

I guess gamepad support is coming soon. Browser based Street Fighter 2 '92 with gamepads...

If they jammed in "Player 1: Local(1), Player 2: Username" and lobbies? It'd be the new Quake Live.

Due to the archive nature, I highly doubt it, however. Perhaps if it's up free on the Archive someone can do this legally?

e: The first thing I tried to play was Raptor: Call of the Shadows and it made it through the (badass) intro into the menu before crashing.

JainDoh fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Jan 6, 2015

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
link the dos porn games i'm not searching thru an archive for them. u do it.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Hey nerds, remember how much you loved C&C generals?

Yah you loving did.

So some war sperg rts guys are making a RTS. They did wargame air land battle and red dragon.

TOTALLY NOT JUST LIKE GENERALS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfRqrxGQQg4

http://www.actofaggression-game.com/

http://actofaggression.wikia.com/wiki/Act_of_Aggression

resource gathering, base building, click move poo poo

3 factions

In a world of conspiracies, the Cartel aims to seize control of the world thanks to its high-tech technology, stolen prototypes, and furtive infiltration forces.

Fighting this looming threat, the US Army whose military forces benefited from 15 years of significant technological innovations.

The Phantom Protocol, an undercover paramilitary organization specialized in quick, blinding fast strikes and whose objective is to keep peace in the world.















Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Update, the phantom protocol is now the chimera, a UN group to fight the cartel with jack of all trade units that can be upgraded to be specialized.

Prisoners of wars are a thing and you can sell them for money.

So is fighting for oil, one of the resources.

Up to 40 players in multiplayer lol

The cartel is the military industrial complex

quote:

The "Cartel" is a military-industrial syndicate and violent non-state actor formed sometime during the 21st century.

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

maybe more relevant than those games is that they also did act of war a decent generals clone that already features most of the features and has the exact same factions, but with different names

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
That looks fun

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Third World Reggin posted:

Hey nerds, remember how much you loved C&C generals?

Yah you loving did.

So some war sperg rts guys are making a RTS. They did wargame air land battle and red dragon.

TOTALLY NOT JUST LIKE GENERALS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfRqrxGQQg4

http://www.actofaggression-game.com/

http://actofaggression.wikia.com/wiki/Act_of_Aggression

resource gathering, base building, click move poo poo

3 factions

In a world of conspiracies, the Cartel aims to seize control of the world thanks to its high-tech technology, stolen prototypes, and furtive infiltration forces.

Fighting this looming threat, the US Army whose military forces benefited from 15 years of significant technological innovations.

The Phantom Protocol, an undercover paramilitary organization specialized in quick, blinding fast strikes and whose objective is to keep peace in the world.

















looks cool

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Eonwe posted:

does anyone know of a DOS game that was like Advance Wars

but obviously not advance wars

man up and play Wizard's Crown

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Farcry 4 is really good. DA:I is surpassing all my expectations too

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Acquire Currency! posted:

Farcry 4 is really good. DA:I is surpassing all my expectations too

agreed on farcry. my only complaint is the gunplay feels a little subpar but i still have lots of upgrades to buy

DA:I is fun but between missions feels like grindy work.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I try to avoid grinding at all in DA:I and DA:O. The standard enemies in inquisition would take an eternity to gain levelsoff of. I don't remember grinding being a thing in origins but I do remember having to cheese the poo poo out of the archedemon fight

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

THE PENETRATOR posted:

link the dos porn games i'm not searching thru an archive for them. u do it.

I recommend Softporn II. It's much more complex, more difficult (HARDER??!?) than Softporn I. There are twenty-two different endings, and only one is the "Real Winner" (You get rich).

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

DrBouvenstein posted:

Whole mess of DOS games went up on the Internet Archive today.


https://archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_msdos_games/v2

Though you can't do things like save, so hope you're ready for a marathon session to beat Eye of the Beholder 2.

Tangentially related, but the Library of Congress collects video games, some of which were never actually released to the public.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

THE PENETRATOR posted:

link the dos porn games i'm not searching thru an archive for them. u do it.

The Colonel posted:

I recommend Softporn II. It's much more complex, more difficult (HARDER??!?) than Softporn I. There are twenty-two different endings, and only one is the "Real Winner" (You get rich).

:whitewater:

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

oh cool the retarded rear end in a top hat who sent me that dumb free black baby goku erotic samus picture is being too much of a prude now, why dont you go gently caress yourself with a power drill

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Up to the Elves
Nov 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

I now know my post-apocalyptic purpose

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