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ElGroucho posted:No, I just made it up, but I feel like I missed my calling Marvel is restarting a bunch of Star Wars comics so still plenty of chances for bad writing glory.
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happyhippy posted:Flapping around gently in the bacta tank. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7IDByqnP1A Gross. Luke totally banged his sister. It's true. Check out Splinter of the Mind's Eye.
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I want to submit an 7 part epic about the trash droid and his Wacky and Very Important adventures
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muscles like this? posted:Just waiting for someone to edit the kitchen scene to change the knives to lightsabers. No, the lightbulb from the fight scene with Mad Dog in the first film.
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ElGroucho posted:No, I just made it up, but I feel like I missed my calling Thank christ
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Any of the high-level Imperials ever try to assassinate the emperor by bombing a meeting like those dudes did with Hitler?
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loving star war names, man. General Loathsome? Grievous? Bane? loving hell man, it's like Lucas isn't even trying.
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PostNouveau posted:Any of the high-level Imperials ever try to assassinate the emperor by bombing a meeting like those dudes did with Hitler? Wookiepedia posted:In fact, Grand Moff Obrevian had hired a detachment of Greedion smuggler-pirates to intercept the Emperor's transport, while he was being transported between capital ships. Vader found out about the plan while torturing the head of an illegal snorblax fighting ring. As this interfered with his plans for Kevoan Smolder, he personally lead a squad of interceptors to destroy the pirates before they could carry out their mission. Whoa, this poo poo is too easy. People got paid for this dogshit?
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PostNouveau posted:Any of the high-level Imperials ever try to assassinate the emperor by bombing a meeting like those dudes did with Hitler? Twice http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ghost_Prison_incident http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Sith_conspiracy Neither ended well.    
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TheKingslayer posted:A big part of me wishes the new canon wouldn't do anything with Boba Fett other than put in an explicit line about him being dead as gently caress. The tears would be too good. gently caress you
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:gently caress you Im just going to remind you the guy died from wacky slapstick action. He basically slipped on a banana peel and fell off a bridge while chasing the road runner.
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boba fett lived tho
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Fetus Tree posted:boba fett lived tho Also when he survived being in the vagina, he made it out, fell in again, made it out, fell in a third time before finally getting out and leaving. He is a giant bumbling doofus. hth
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:gently caress you This made me wonder if there is a Darth a similar sounding name. I don't doubt it.
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Wanna hear more about snorblax fighting
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TheKingslayer posted:This made me wonder if there is a Darth a similar sounding name. I don't doubt it. Darth Darth
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the expanded universe is like that bit at the end of animal house where they tell you everything that happened to the guys in the future, except its that but if animal house did that for every prop and background character in the entire movie. beer can #4 (not to be confused with crushed beer can #4 or flattened beer can #4) went on to become a feared and respected bounty hunter before uncovering its latent force potential, which it used to fling itself at the faces of its targets. it was killed when it fell into the sarlac fighting a clone of darth vader.
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Gammatron 64 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7IDByqnP1A I can see why it was cut and it wasn't because of incest.
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oohhboy posted:I can see why it was cut and it wasn't because of incest. It's b/c Luke Skywalker is a lovely actor
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Talk about an unnecessary scene, way to go George
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Holy gently caress but those stormtroopers are drawn terribly
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Young Freud posted:Padme's pretty much the same Kuwaiti girl who saw "Republican Guard soldiers throwing infants out of incubators" who not only turned out to have never been in Kuwait for years but was also a member of the Kuwaiti Royal Family. This girl is a professor of political science now, and also smoking hot
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ElGroucho posted:No, I just made it up, but I feel like I missed my calling ElGroucho posted:Whoa, this poo poo is too easy. People got paid for this dogshit? Please don't make up EU stuff in this thread if it isn't really published, the real writing is bad enough and when I read something here I want to know that some moron actually published it somewhere. Edit: Also muscles like this? posted:Iko Uwais, Yayan Ruhian and Cecep Arif Rahman HOLY poo poo
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Holy gently caress but those stormtroopers are drawn terribly ah right moff oven mitt hammer pants is fine but the floaty ballerina stormtroopers with 20 inch waists are hosed up
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Aesop Poprock posted:ah right moff oven mitt hammer pants is fine but the floaty ballerina stormtroopers with 20 inch waists are hosed up Tge pants are to distract from his hosed up tiny head. Fuckers like 15 heads tall.
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Nckdictator posted:Twice Natch. Let's see, what other storylines would I write if I were a total loving hack. Was there ever a Rashoman-style story where it turned out in the end the differences in people's memories were from someone using the force to cloud their thoughts?
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Holy poo poo, not only Rama, but Mad Dog and The Assassin. This could actually be a good movie. Those guys basically do their own choreography and stuff too so it should be really hard for Abrams to gently caress this up.
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When you PG-13 that poo poo you get dance fighting found in the prequels. I would be far more optimistic if they hired sword masters if you're going to use lightsabres because of course lightsabers.
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oohhboy posted:When you PG-13 that poo poo you get dance fighting found in the prequels. I would be far more optimistic if they hired sword masters if you're going to use lightsabres because of course lightsabers. I just don't get how we went from the original series, where the wielders of these very dangerous weapons treated them like, "Yo, touching this thing would be a terrible loving idea" to flipping around and swinging that thing like a nerf stick 
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ElGroucho posted:I just don't get how we went from the original series, where the wielders of these very dangerous weapons treated them like, "Yo, touching this thing would be a terrible loving idea" to flipping around and swinging that thing like a nerf stick "Because it looks cool!"
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ElGroucho posted:I just don't get how we went from the original series, where the wielders of these very dangerous weapons treated them like, "Yo, touching this thing would be a terrible loving idea" to flipping around and swinging that thing like a nerf stick George discovered anime
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Liam Neeson did his fight scenes in Rob Roy and that final duel was amazing so I'm sure he'll be great as a Jedi in Phantom Menace! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mUVY9fLlw
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:George discovered anime Don't insult anime like that.
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Behead those who insult Anime.
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oohhboy posted:I can see why it was cut and it wasn't because of incest. yeah it's pretty painfully awkward
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burritolingus posted:Behead those who insult Anime. ALLAHU GOKU
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Gammatron 64 posted:yeah it's pretty painfully awkward Yeah i lasted like 10 seconds before i said nope
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''Anime was a mistake'' -Hayao Miyazaki
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Somehow missed the Boba Fett talk. Boba's deal was that he outsmarted Han Solo. Han does his clever trick where he pretends to be trash and it fools the Empire and everybody else but not Boba. Boba figures out where he will go, gets there first (bringing Vader along), catches Han and takes him away. Han was just about everyone's favorite character and Boba was a step ahead of him. He has cool armor and a jetpack and doesn't say a whole lot. Jedi totally punks Boba but there was a good wait between Empire and Jedi for hype to build up around this character people didn't know all that much about other than that he bested just about the slickest dude in the galaxy. I would love for him to stay dead but the problem with that is that there is no closure with his death. It was mishandled. The ball was dropped. burritolingus fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Jan 8, 2015 |
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people that dont get why boba fett is cool are just dumb or willfully ignorant because theyre annoyed that eu revived him
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