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CroatianAlzheimers posted:poo poo, it does that here in Southeast Michigan. We call 'em sunshowers. At least you don't call it the devil beating his wife. For content, thought I'd repost this local favorite: 
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CroatianAlzheimers posted:poo poo, it does that here in Southeast Michigan. We call 'em sunshowers.
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Jan 7, 2015 04:40
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That happens in the California Bay Area too. It's almost as if it happens everywhere and this is retarded.
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Lazy_Liberal posted:At least you don't call it the devil beating his wife. I call it exactly this
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Hirayuki posted:That's just because we have so many Florida snowbirds here. Coupla sunshowers stow away in some luggage, next thing you know the place is lousy with 'em. God, the sunshower-control fees are ridiculous here in the Midwest. Check your goddamn luggage before you head back or you're liable to get soaking wet without warning one day while you're mowing your lawn while your dry neighbors all stare at you. Also yo Florida you can keep your oh-so-endangered scrub jays too, they sound like a smoke detector hosed a 1980's lasergun toy and then hosed the degenerate offspring resulting from that hookup. No loving wonder they're endangered: "Oh this habitat is home to some of the last remaining Florida scrub jays in the state; they are so wonderful" "weeoooooeewwoowowwwwooooooo beeeeepbeeeeepbeeeep wooooonwoooooonwoooooon pewpewpewpewpewpewpew HOOOOOOOOONNNNNKKK PEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW" "Do you need a permit to use a firearm in this state?"
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Jan 7, 2015 04:49
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Let me tell you about the zany weather where I live.
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Jan 7, 2015 04:50
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My weather can beat up your weather.
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Zonekeeper posted:Don't forget "Liquid Sunshine". There are people who don't believe me when I say I've seen it rain while the sun was out. I saw that once as a kid near Sacramento and a tornado followed right after. An old favorite: 
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veedubfreak posted:gently caress the Gulf Coast. BP already tried that.
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Soulex posted:I call it exactly this I do too, it's way too cool to let it go by the wayside. I usually call it rain but if anyone asks, it's the Devil beating his wife.
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Jan 7, 2015 05:51
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Growing up in the semi-rural outskirts of Hampton Roads, I actually managed to get sweltering Florida summers and fuckoff cold Michigan winters every year , and got used to both of em. Basically, you're states suck, and Virginia has a loving retarded weather pattern that breeds hardy dwarves.
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Jan 7, 2015 05:57
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:BP already tried that. Lazy_Liberal posted:At least you don't call it the devil beating his wife. 
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FinalGamer posted:Oh are we just going to be stupid now and explain jokes? Sherlock holmes was recently arrested for smoking massive blunts in Tokyo, he's getting deported and Nintendo, the best in interactive media journalism, is covering the debacle.
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You know what they say about the weather in [American city]. If you don't like it, wait an hour and the weather will change.
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BgRdMchne posted:You know what they say about the weather in [American city]. If you don't like it, wait an hour and the weather will change. This was originally said by Mark Twain about New England, and it's true. 
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trapped mouse posted:This was originally said by Mark Twain about New England, and it's true. Punch, brothers, punch with care Punch in the presence of the passenjare
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Life was too ruff for him.
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Florida has weird weather, is pretty hot sometimes, has horrible politicians, and nowhere more than 30 minutes from a coast besides Orlando is worth a drat but on the upside everywhere you go near the coast looks like a destination vacation postcard. Anyway thanks for reading
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Finally tiny dogs have realized their place in the cycle of violence and oppression in America, and their answer is "No."
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I too, live in a place with weather. Sometimes that weather can be a bit strange! How wild! Do you guys live in a place with weather that is also occasionally note worthy?
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kannonfodder posted:I too, live in a place with weather. Sometimes that weather can be a bit strange! How wild! Do you guys live in a place with weather that is also occasionally note worthy? Hurricane Katrina and NOLA's weather took my area's Bad Hurricane crown  we even got local news special VHS releases commemorating the 'flood of the century'
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"Okay, so this year how about we do Grimm's fairy tales, but its like The Avengers!" "That sounds radical, what should we call it?" 
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mrkillboy posted:"Okay, so this year how about we do Grimm's fairy tales, but its like The Avengers!" I don't even need to look it up to know that's an Asylum film.
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mrkillboy posted:"Okay, so this year how about we do Grimm's fairy tales, but its like The Avengers!" The idea of Casper Van Dien and Lou Ferrigno playing fairy tale super heroes sounds really great to me.
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RatHat posted:Life was too ruff for him. 
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mrkillboy posted:"Okay, so this year how about we do Grimm's fairy tales, but its like The Avengers!" Oh come on, Grimm Avengers is clearly the better title.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Oh come on, Grimm Avengers is clearly the better title. Yeah, but then it wouldn't be put in the "A" section, where it would be several more times as likely to be confused with the "actual Avengers".
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That's still the one I think everyone's always fapping over, and I'm like "WTF, really?"
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Jan 7, 2015 15:29
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mrkillboy posted:"Okay, so this year how about we do Grimm's fairy tales, but its like The Avengers!" These types of off-brand low-budget movies confuse me. Who is watching them exactly? Serious question
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TheBigAristotle posted:These types of off-brand low-budget movies confuse me. Who is watching them exactly? Serious question Get a bunch of friends together, buy some beer, and rent a stack of them. Makes for a hella fun night.
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TheBigAristotle posted:These types of off-brand low-budget movies confuse me. Who is watching them exactly? Serious question I think it is mostly grandmas who want to buy movies for their grandkids but will never know the difference between Transformers and Transmorphers.
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Its like when you type in google and end up a letter off yet it still takes you to a website that capitalizes and maintains itself on that specific spelling mistake
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TheBigAristotle posted:These types of off-brand low-budget movies confuse me. Who is watching them exactly? Serious question The Asylum took off when Blockbuster accidentally ordered a bunch of copies of TORNADO instead of TWISTER. Blockbuster noticed that people still rented TORNADO in droves, but that copies of Asylum movies were like a quarter of the cost of big Hollywood movies, so they started buying whatever they could from Asylum. Nowadays, with Blockbuster dead, their films are mostly watched by people looking for ironic knockoff silliness, or people who want to know why this Sherlock Holmes movie has a T-rex on the front, or people too dumb to realize that Transmorphers isn't the big Hollywood film.
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TheBigAristotle posted:These types of off-brand low-budget movies confuse me. Who is watching them exactly? Serious question Because money! Certain films when made to flop can have tax incentives that actually create profit. Look up Uwe Boll and taxes.
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shipwrek posted:Because money! Certain films when made to flop can have tax incentives that actually create profit. Look up Uwe Boll and taxes. The Asylum isn't exploiting tax loopholes, they're exploiting "having an incredibly low budget".
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Just Offscreen posted:Yeah, but then it wouldn't be put in the "A" section, where it would be several more times as likely to be confused with the "actual Avengers". tha doesn-soun-any-make-the-gently caress-you-FUCKIGNARRHRHFFFJFJMV 
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