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WitchFetish posted:For the record, the Aufklärungsmaus is something the 2PAC High council discovered in their secret archives while looking for futa porn. Basically it's a Maus with a PzIc turret so it's not hindered by a long gun when scouting through forrest. 4 were made and issued to the 420th SS "Lexington Steel" and were subsequently lost in the defense of Wupperthal (their commanders foolishly tried to have their tanks ride the schwebebahn). It ended like it always does when you try to ride the Schwebebahn.
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Nidhg00670000 posted:And now, an announcement from Germany: Does Chumbly have a blog or something because I feel that Chumbly should have a blog or something. (It's okay Chumbly, coloured numbers make me hard too and I'm not even German!)
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 01:03 |
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he is blogging with his mouth into my ears on ts. its very hot
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 01:10 |
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Infected posted:It ended like it always does when you try to ride the Schwebebahn. That does it ...enjoy your wuppertal verbot...bitchmade pancakeboi
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:42 |
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Just a little tip for anyone who might be struggling with the Archer's silly movement gimmick: The thing will gladly break its "forward" speed limit and putter along at a good 30 kph for quite a long ways if you just start on even a slight downward slope. So you don't always have to do a 180 to travel somewhere. EDIT: Too heavy 10 more seconds and I could've made it back in time to reset their cap. Thought they'd have turned back to defend their cap, but nope. Made a mistake not just waiting for them in the corner. Nordick fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Jan 7, 2015 |
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The fastest I've been able to get it to go forwards, even down a slope, is 22km/h
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 04:52 |
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For reference, that's just out of the NE spawn in Windstorm, so it's really not even steep at all.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 05:01 |
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If you get going fast enough forwards the speed display bugs the gently caress out.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 05:02 |
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Yeah, it spazzes out at 30, but it still increases smoothly until that. And I'd like to think that after 22k battles I can feel the difference between 20 and 30 kmph.
Nordick fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Jan 7, 2015 |
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Yeah, I meant that in more of a "it's really funny" sense. I'm pretty sure I've hit like 35+ on some steeper hills.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 05:35 |
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The Archer can go decently fast if you have a nice slope, I could get it to 30 on the incline in the village on Westfield, and that's barely noticeable.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 06:24 |
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I've been working on my T37 trying to take advantage of this extra doubles, and goddamn people are making me hate it. Not to mention countless lane maps. I just want a Bulldog.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 06:55 |
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I did it, guys. I peeked behind the pubbie curtain and I am not sure I will ever be the same. Tier 8 game in my IS-2. My team full of retards sends 1 tank to the west side of Erlenberg, so I hold back and try to cover him as best I can. I get a few shots off and get run over by 4 or 5 tier 8s. Meanwhile our 43% Super Pershing is running his dickhole about how bad I am for dying early. He goes from the mid map and backs literally to the K line and dies last. And of course, he did zero damage. So I had to compliment him on his skills. Below is our full chat. I am still in awe. Full transcript here- http://www.pastebin.ca/2898837
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 07:03 |
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WayAbvPar posted:I did it, guys. I peeked behind the pubbie curtain and I am not sure I will ever be the same. Grats you ran into a chatbot. That is quite the bot!
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 07:07 |
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Wait a bit, drive around, shoot tanks.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 07:10 |
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As usual, bitching about the game helps. 7 kills, 2300 damage, base xp 1290. Victory! Battle: El Halluf Vehicle: T37 Experience received: 3,870 Credits received: 37,297 Battle achievements: 1 Mark of Excellence, Top Gun, Pascucci's Medal, Mastery Badge: "Ace Tanker" Game ended with me vs 3 spgs and a Black Prince, I got really goddamn lucky and never stopped moving.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 07:55 |
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Just had a team on South Coast let an STB-1 drive straight south through the village on South Coast and up into our spawn unopposed, from where he was able to snipe my 416 in the middle rush spot, and then go on to decimate our team as we lost like 15-3. Had the same guy on my team the very next battle same tanks, he asked me if I was surprised because he seemed to be surprised he got there. He then went on to carry our team to a top gun, the last 3 kills coming with only 250hp left as the rest of us tried very hard to coach the remaining T95 into doing the right things to let the STB-1 carry.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:51 |
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Mesadoram posted:OTTER is rolling forth a new initiative to be a more "friendly" clan. I had a feeling this was coming after we What are you referring to? OTTER clan members being "friendly" to pubbies in random battles, or not making GBS threads on pubbie clans in CW?
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 09:09 |
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Ahaha, wow. So on the RU server Winter mode came with "hidden missions" (because the problem with missions is that you can see what you need to do ingame and work towards it, right?). Long story short they were totally hosed up and players have been earning hundreds of thousands of XP, 3-4k per game with games lasting ~ 5 mins and a crew XP multiplier on top. Don't worry though, these terrible bugs will be fixed before it goes live on the EU or NA servers.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 09:34 |
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Darkrenown posted:Ahaha, wow. So on the RU server Winter mode came with "hidden missions" (because the problem with missions is that you can see what you need to do ingame and work towards it, right?). Long story short they were totally hosed up and players have been earning hundreds of thousands of XP, 3-4k per game with games lasting ~ 5 mins and a crew XP multiplier on top. Don't worry though, these terrible bugs will be fixed before it goes live on the EU or NA servers. I don't believe for a second that this - to some degree - wasn't intended. Sure, the multi-skill crews are a bit of a boon to players that would otherwise cause them to have to play much longer for the same effect, *but* if the crews were in anything other than T10s, they'll have to be retrained, and no one would ever dare credit-train a 3+ skill crew for a new tank. Also, if you accrue hundreds of thousands or millions in convertible xp, you still need gold to make it useful. So, unintentional...or incentive to make tight-assed Russkies dig into their wallets?
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 12:50 |
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Why wouldn't you retrain them? You only drop 10% off your primary skill which is like 40k xp regardless of any skills acquired (assuming you started with 100% primary skill). Most of the skills are useful for all classes, so there's no real need to retrain them either.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 13:31 |
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Atomizer posted:What are you referring to? OTTER clan members being "friendly" to pubbies in random battles, or not making GBS threads on pubbie clans in CW? Both. We've been sounding super condescending with our "helpful advice" in strongholds to vent our anger at the camping masses. Edit: T7 Premium Tiger Tank https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY5Xo7LD_aM Mesadoram fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Jan 7, 2015 |
# ? Jan 7, 2015 16:06 |
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gently caress this game
KaiserSchnitzel fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Jan 7, 2015 |
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buzzsaw.gif posted:What are you doing to keep the game fun right now? Take a shot for every match you don't die. Missing Name fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Jan 7, 2015 |
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Missing Name posted:
Good way to stretch a bottle out
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 19:17 |
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Missing Name posted:
I take a shot after every death. By the 7h death things get waaaaay more entertaining.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 19:27 |
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Actually, I should clarify: Take a shot of Barton or something like that for every death. Take a shot of Stoli for every victorious and surviving battle.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 20:17 |
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HAHAHHAHAHA - On EU servers WG is not going to publish list of prohibited mods, so you can use them and not be banned. WG leave decision of using them or not using them to your conscience. Brilliant!
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 20:26 |
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Missing Name posted:
Meh, Stoli aint all that. Real ballers roll with the platinum Russian Standard. World of Tanks: Come chat about vodka.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 20:27 |
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Missing Name posted:
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 20:39 |
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If you're Canadian you should be drinking this: Jim Murray, the writer of the Whisky Bible, names it one of the top 6 whiskys in the world and says: "When I tell people that you can buy one of the best whiskys in the world in a plastic bottle in a liquor store for the kind of change that you don't even realize is in your back pocket they don't believe me." In BC it's under $25 for a 2-6. If that's not enough endorsement for you it is also Jim Lahey's brand of choice in Trailer Park Boys.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 21:14 |
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demonR6 posted:HAHAHHAHAHA Libertarians of the world rejoice!
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 21:29 |
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I've found Oban to be a good companion with tanks, though it's even better without tanks. I need to find something new to be horrible at, which light line is best for someone who hasn't played light tanks?
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 21:32 |
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http://wotreplays.com/site/1504461#winter_himmelsdorf-axetrain-cromwell Thought I could win this game but the pubs weren't having any of that victory nonsense. Axetrain fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Jan 7, 2015 |
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Mr.48 posted:Meh, Stoli aint all that. Real ballers roll with the platinum Russian Standard. I really like Jewel of Russia, but I can't find it anywhere.
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McGavin posted:If that's not enough endorsement for you it is also Jim Lahey's brand of choice in Trailer Park Boys. I'm sold!
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 21:56 |
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Dvsilverwing posted:
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 22:01 |
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So let me take my new RU-251 out for a spin! Holy crap! Wonder what the enemy team has to say to this! Haha! Dis gon be gud! It ended up 9-15 loss
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 22:20 |
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demonR6 posted:HAHAHHAHAHA Alrighty. Any good prohbited mods out there? I onlynow the weird lasers one but that's not very pretty.
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Refried Noodle posted:Alrighty. Any good prohbited mods out there? I onlynow the weird lasers one but that's not very pretty. I dunno, but here is a good place to find them.
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