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A bit of context. Goons keep telling people in the Europa Universalis IV thread that the best way to play as an African or American nation is to turn European ASAP and go from there.Fintilgin posted:Q: Hey guys, I'm playing Cold War as the USSR, how can I beat America to the moon?
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To be fair, the non european nations in that game are hardcoded to suck. Aztec ain't gonna do poo poo until he puts on a tricorn and stops bathing.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 07:41 |
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Ancient Aroma posted:Don't be sad OP. I'm in the same boat, except I've been playing Injustice for PS3 online erry night for the last 18 months. I sit and wait for children to battle me and then when I find a taker, I obliterate them.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 17:44 |
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Acne Rain posted:my predictions for 2015: Ragequit posted:Best of luck in your new year's resolution of being buried under cocks. Modern Day Hercules posted:those are hens you dumb poo poo ubachung posted:One of them is definitely a cock. Trust me, I've seen a lot of cocks. Turtlicious posted:Hey keep with the diet, and someday you'll see your own
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 07:44 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:Look man, is it so wrong to want to see a crazed, blood-soaked President Obama screaming at a news camera with a knife in his hand yelling, "THIS LIFE TAKEN IS BUT THE FIRST OF MANY, AND WITH THIS MAN'S BLOOD I SHALL SUMMON PURE OBLITERATION!" Context is a crazy Cold War era plan to put nuclear launch codes under the heart of a presidential aide
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 18:04 |
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Othin posted:For two brief moments in time, Japan was the mushroom kingdom.
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# ? Jan 5, 2015 23:09 |
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Toadvine posted:sometimes posts make me laugh, sometimes posts make me cringe If you read this post out loud, you instantaneously get your virginity back.
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 00:55 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:
Unfortunately it didn't tighten my butthole back up too.
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 02:07 |
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Someone in the Arrested Development thread didn't get the family's constant references to "hop-ons;" the family drives the only vehicle that wasn't repossessed which is an airport staircase car. When driving the car about town, sometimes people will hop on the back and bum a ride. This was explained to him and he took it graciously. Then this guy showed up.Pyroxene Stigma posted:Some of us are ignorant when it comes to automobiles. I didn't get that joke at first either.
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 05:40 |
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kek
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 06:01 |
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Jace Madan posted:My Krokodil Trip report:
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 08:45 |
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Fish in a barrel.
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 10:50 |
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Subjunctive posted:Fish in a barrel. please, don't disclose my christmas meal
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 13:42 |
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Agag posted:5 y.o. girl, crying: "Is mommy in heaven now?"
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 18:35 |
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DoctorWhat posted:Yeah, that's where we get the expression "Milk and potatoes". PCOS Bill posted:That isn't an expression anywhere IslamoNazi posted:It's what we call your mum all the time.
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Not sure if this is the thread for "huh, I never thought about it that way, but that makes perfect sense. Let me file that away for future reference" quotes, but:Halloween Jack posted:I agree that there's a lot wrong with Achilles, but I think I see a peculiarly modern aspect to your perspective--I've never read ancient literature where an unassuming commoner wins out through hard work and dedication instead talent and privilege. Beowulf, Cu Chulainn, and I think most of the ancient heroes are pretty much "Welp, I'm the handsomest jockest bro and my Dad owns a
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 13:45 |
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Reminder that Achilles was a whiny bitch who abandoned his comrades in a fit, literally crying his eyes out, to call his mother so she could listen to how totally unfair Agamemnon is. He then spends 70% of the book pouting inside a boat. That's Greece's biggest hero.
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It's called narrative tension bro, it's the same reason Goku is out of commission for 90% of all DBZ fights. If Achilles was out there he'd wipe the floor with all the Troys so you have to have him off to the side so the other characters have poo poo to do.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 15:33 |
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Achilles wasn't the only whine-rear end--Telemachus ran and tattled to daddy Odysseus that a bunch of skeezeballs were in his house drinking all his wine and trying to gently caress his wife. "Dad I can't get them to leave! Will you PLEASE take a day off running the dealership and come deal with this"
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 15:37 |
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zoux posted:It's called narrative tension bro, it's the same reason Goku is out of commission for 90% of all DBZ fights. If Achilles was out there he'd wipe the floor with all the Troys so you have to have him off to the side so the other characters have poo poo to do. Goku doesn't go crying to his mom, he gets the poo poo beaten out of him. Big difference and big contrast between Greek and Japanese culture.
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I liked Brad Pitt in Troy.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 16:15 |
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What I mean is I admired his physical body in the film.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 17:41 |
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brad pitt for goku
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 17:44 |
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(faints)
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 17:48 |
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brad pitt for goku
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 17:51 |
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To be true to the Dragonball spirit the actor who plays Goku has to have a generic face. Ideally the same actor plays every character including the women just with different wigs on.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 18:12 |
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All You Gokus
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 18:13 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Achilles wasn't the only whine-rear end--Telemachus ran and tattled to daddy Odysseus that a bunch of skeezeballs were in his house drinking all his wine and trying to gently caress his wife. The first four books of the odyssey consist entirely of Odysseus's old bros calling Telemachus a worthless bitch
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 19:49 |
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JebanyPedal posted:I want a porn where a woman is using a Bop-It as a sex toy but still skilfully playing the game.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Achilles wasn't the only whine-rear end--Telemachus ran and tattled to daddy Odysseus that a bunch of skeezeballs were in his house drinking all his wine and trying to gently caress his wife. That's one hell of a valid reason to whine, though.
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Mans posted:Reminder that Achilles was a whiny bitch who abandoned his comrades in a fit, literally crying his eyes out, to call his mother so she could listen to how totally unfair Agamemnon is. He then spends 70% of the book pouting inside a boat. Whelp my slave servants didn't refuse to serve the noblemen that tried to bone my wife. I guess I should torture them to death. Edit: ah poo poo that is Odysseus. Whatever still a Greek hero. Shwqa has a new favorite as of 22:29 on Jan 7, 2015 |
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From the GBS America thread
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Bobby Digital posted:The 2015 solution is more disruptive. All bathrooms will be equipped with Bluetooth, so you can use an app to check occupancy and reserve a stall or urinal. No waiting in line!
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Bluepooth
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Freudian posted:Bluepooth gently caress I read this while i was taking a drink
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Poober
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Shitter, obviously.
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sweeperbravo posted:gently caress I read this while i was taking a drink Is your keyboard okay?
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Is your keyboard okay? Yes but my pride isn't
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