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WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:

You think the patriot's annoying try being Scottish when Braveheart was a thing.

Try being Irish and watch any media depiction of the Irish, ever.

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

bobkatt013 posted:

Then there is the William Wallace statue



:stonk:

Lemon
May 22, 2003

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Try being Irish and watch any media depiction of the Irish, ever.

From what I know of that side of my family it's all pretty spot-on.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Try being Irish and watch any media depiction of the Irish, ever.

Even The Commitments?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Sooo, you like potatoes, huh?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

mng posted:

Sooo, you like potatoes, huh?

The classic Irish dilemma: To eat the potato or wait for it to ferment.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

bobkatt013 posted:

Even The Commitments?

It's better than many.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

mng posted:

Sooo, you like potatoes, huh?

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

bobkatt013 posted:

Then there is the William Wallace statue



That one's got a big wire fence around it because everyone kept vandalising it.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

kizudarake posted:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None

That took me too long to get :D

Krypt-OOO-Nite!!
Oct 25, 2010

Stottie Kyek posted:

That one's got a big wire fence around it because everyone kept vandalising it.

It got tore down a while back I think.

Hate to break it to you guys but that's the Braveheart statue that was in car park of the wallace monument, both Wallace statues look a lot more sensible .
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Wallace_Statue,_Aberdeen#mediaviewer/File:William_Wallace_Statue_,_Aberdeen.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Wallace_Statue,_Bemersyde#mediaviewer/File:Wallace1.jpg

Look at that he's wearing armour and not loving rags.
Thing that fucks me off most about Braveheart is how all the Scots are poo poo-eating peasants and all the English are panto villains.

It's like they were trying to piss off everyone.

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Stottie Kyek posted:

That one's got a big wire fence around it because everyone kept vandalising it.

I thought they decided to give it back to the artist since no one liked it.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Lotish posted:

The classic Irish dilemma: To eat the potato or wait for it to ferment.

The Scandinavian version of this dilemma is quite similar, except the potato is a herring, possibly a barrel of them.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning
Overzealous car flips.

Im sure its common knowledge that they use giant air cannons to flip cars over in crashes that would normally cause a big crumpled mess. Which is fine and all, rolls and flips look better on film. But when you see the big cloud of compressed air and the obvious alterations to the undercarriage its just eye rolling shite.

A very good example of this is in The Dark Knight when the semi truck gets flipped during its chase with Batman but it can be seen in a whole bunch films and it always looks out of place.

http://youtu.be/81LeooTiKI0 - about 1min in for the truck flip im talking about.

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aerion111
Nov 29, 2011

Prodigy of Curiosity.
Master of Jacks.
Apprentice of Masks.
And, when fighting the forces of darkness, always remember: "Armor of Darkness, Weapon of Light"

Snapchat A Titty posted:

The Scandinavian version of this dilemma is quite similar, except the potato is a herring, possibly a barrel of them.

No, no, the Scandinavian version is whether to pickle the herring. :colbert:
Why would you ferment it? That's a waste of something that could be made into delicious pickled herring.
I mean, if we started wasting it like that, we'd not have enough for the annual Herring Festival.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

dpack_1 posted:

Overzealous car flips.

Im sure its common knowledge that they use giant air cannons to flip cars over in crashes that would normally cause a big crumpled mess. Which is fine and all, rolls and flips look better on film. But when you see the big cloud of compressed air and the obvious alterations to the undercarriage its just eye rolling shite.

A very good example of this is in The Dark Knight when the semi truck gets flipped during its chase with Batman but it can be seen in a whole bunch films and it always looks out of place.

http://youtu.be/81LeooTiKI0 - about 1min in for the truck flip im talking about.

the only car flip you need*:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUC5VQ6Rv6A



*says troma

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Unnecessarily unsheathing swords. Like thranduil whipping his out while talking with the laketown king or whoever that guy was. "We attack at dawn!" *Takes out sword that very moment and trots away.* hobbit movie #3 scene spoilers

Just loving leave the sword in the case until you are actually in a fight.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
When I draw my sword I cannot sheathe it until it tastes blood
:goonsay:

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:

Thing that fucks me off most about Braveheart is how all the Scots are poo poo-eating peasants and all the English are panto villains.

It's like they were trying to piss off everyone.

The truth hurts.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Watching Attack on Titan and holy gently caress in the first episode the main character kid loving yells at EVERYONE.

Like, every goddamn time he has a conversation he seems to yell at someone for some reason. drat that's annoying.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
It's better if you just imagine that the main theme is always playing in his head on loop. He thinks everyone else hears it too so he has to shout over it.

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:

Look at that he's wearing armour and not loving rags.
Thing that fucks me off most about Braveheart is how all the Scots are poo poo-eating peasants and all the English are panto villains.

It's like they were trying to piss off everyone.

Don't for get the French, condescending and sexy the lot of them.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Dr Scoofles posted:

Don't for get the French, condescending and sexy the lot of them.

"Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for" was a great line.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Try being Irish and watch any media depiction of the Irish, ever.
Waking Ned Devine is a fun flick.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

CannonFodder posted:

Waking Ned Devine is a fun flick.

An Irish film with all Irish actors

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Something stupid about Die Hard with a Vengeance is the whole bit where Simon is lying to like two of his men about destroying the gold. Like, it would make sense if he was lying to ALL of his men but right after he kills the head henchman they have him with all the rest of his guys celebrating how they stole the gold.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

muscles like this? posted:

Something stupid about Die Hard with a Vengeance is the whole bit where Simon is lying to like two of his men about destroying the gold. Like, it would make sense if he was lying to ALL of his men but right after he kills the head henchman they have him with all the rest of his guys celebrating how they stole the gold.
I think he just hasn't told the huge guy (Targo?) and that guy brought men of his own (like the fat guy at the bank who doesn't speak english) so they don't know. I got the impression that since the job needed such a big crew they had to make up the numbers with genuine terrorists rather than just robbers pretending to be terrorists, so the true believers are kept in the dark about it being an overly elaborate heist.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
His name is Otto and he deserves recognition!

Actually yeah, that crew had a lot of dumbasses in it.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

mng posted:

His name is Otto and he deserves recognition!

Actually yeah, that crew had a lot of dumbasses in it.
It's kind of hard to find good international terrorists/thieves, at least they didn't have anyone as bad as the "don't hesitate" guy (I want to say he was Marco?) from the first film.

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

dpack_1 posted:

Overzealous car flips.

Im sure its common knowledge that they use giant air cannons to flip cars over in crashes that would normally cause a big crumpled mess. Which is fine and all, rolls and flips look better on film. But when you see the big cloud of compressed air and the obvious alterations to the undercarriage its just eye rolling shite.

A very good example of this is in The Dark Knight when the semi truck gets flipped during its chase with Batman but it can be seen in a whole bunch films and it always looks out of place.

http://youtu.be/81LeooTiKI0 - about 1min in for the truck flip im talking about.

I think it was Casino Royale that did it the best, by launching a high powered cylinder from the bottom of the Aston just as the car was to run over Vesper. They had tried and tried and tried to get the car to wreck itself, but they were unable to get the car to flip over on its own momentum.

The Dark Knight scene did manage to do a good job of hiding the piston that was deposited onto the ground, which is visible in behind the scenes shots.

The Bond flip though, they did a great job of hiding everything with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj_zzthr0oc

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
That doesn't sound right, I cant believe that anyone would think a car would flip like that with just a quick right/left of the steering wheel. Suvs, sure but not regular cars and especially not sports/supercars that sit even lower to the ground.

This is in response to specifically "but they were unable to get the car to flip over on its own momentum", not that the stunt was too unbelievable or something. (Though it does look ridiculous.)

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

Xenoletum posted:

I think it was Casino Royale that did it the best, by launching a high powered cylinder from the bottom of the Aston just as the car was to run over Vesper. They had tried and tried and tried to get the car to wreck itself, but they were unable to get the car to flip over on its own momentum.

The Dark Knight scene did manage to do a good job of hiding the piston that was deposited onto the ground, which is visible in behind the scenes shots.

The Bond flip though, they did a great job of hiding everything with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj_zzthr0oc

An blatant example of not making any effort to hide effects is in The Frighteners. There is a scene where a bed levitates and there is, plain as day, a big rear end machine right there lifting it up. I was 14 when that film came out and I remember being really confused thinking they kept a huge industrial vacuum cleaner under the bed or something. I was a simple child.

mustard_tiger
Nov 8, 2010

Cage posted:

That doesn't sound right, I cant believe that anyone would think a car would flip like that with just a quick right/left of the steering wheel. Suvs, sure but not regular cars and especially not sports/supercars that sit even lower to the ground.

This is in response to specifically "but they were unable to get the car to flip over on its own momentum", not that the stunt was too unbelievable or something. (Though it does look ridiculous.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Cage posted:

That doesn't sound right, I cant believe that anyone would think a car would flip like that with just a quick right/left of the steering wheel. Suvs, sure but not regular cars and especially not sports/supercars that sit even lower to the ground.

This is in response to specifically "but they were unable to get the car to flip over on its own momentum", not that the stunt was too unbelievable or something. (Though it does look ridiculous.)

I remember thinking at the time it was a rather poor advert for aston martin, the idea that their car would horribly wreck if you made a rapid steering adjustment on an otherwise perfectly normal stretch of road.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Cage posted:

That doesn't sound right, I cant believe that anyone would think a car would flip like that with just a quick right/left of the steering wheel. Suvs, sure but not regular cars and especially not sports/supercars that sit even lower to the ground.

It's definitely possible. You get an aerodynamic car sideways/backward at speed, and it turns into a lifting airfoil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnBRgC_btW0

poo poo happens at exactly 1 minute. Current NASCAR cars have little spoilers on the roof that pop up when they spin to prevent that.


jabby posted:

I remember thinking at the time it was a rather poor advert for aston martin, the idea that their car would horribly wreck if you made a rapid steering adjustment on an otherwise perfectly normal stretch of road.

Wasn't he moving at a good clip in that scene, and overdid the steering? Like, a small correction at 100mph, the car sticks like glue, going all the way to one side at 150mph makes it lose grip, spin, and lift. I don't think it was shown accurately in the movie, but it's possible to roll it in those conditions.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Delivery McGee posted:


Wasn't he moving at a good clip in that scene, and overdid the steering? Like, a small correction at 100mph, the car sticks like glue, going all the way to one side at 150mph makes it lose grip, spin, and lift. I don't think it was shown accurately in the movie, but it's possible to roll it in those conditions.

Interesting article about it here. Looks like an 8-inch ramp was enough to flip an old BMW 5-series, but the Aston Martin refused to flip on both that and even an 18-inch ramp. Moral of the story, buying an Aston is really the safest thing for your children.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es
I remember when I was a kid (long ago, in a wretched time known as "the 80s"), seeing on "Real People" or "That's Incredible!" how they used a telephone pole trunk to shoot a telephone pole piece through a tube in the undercarriage of the car to make it roll. Since then, I've never been able to unsee it.I still see that big circular hole in the bottom of cars that roll in movies today.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
Yeah, the "Marion" truck in Raiders of the Lost Ark. I consciously look for it every time. The thing is sticking out like five feet from the bottom of the truck.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Here's one that's bugged me about Guardians Of the Galaxy

Why, in ~20 years, did Quinn never never open his mom's gift until the climax of the film? I can vaguely accept a mild through-line that he's actively been avoiding Earth and his past, but he obviously loved his mom and not opening it doesn't really make a ton of sense.

EDIT: Unrelated, another one that comes in almost every movie's commentary: someone saying something along the lines of "Wow this is a spoiler for the movie, I hope you've watched the film before watching the commentary!" Who the gently caress watches a movie's commentary before ever watching the movie proper?

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Esroc
May 31, 2010

Goku would be ashamed of you.

MisterBibs posted:

Here's one that's bugged me about Guardians Of the Galaxy

Why, in ~20 years, did Quinn never never open his mom's gift until the climax of the film? I can vaguely accept a mild through-line that he's actively been avoiding Earth and his past, but he obviously loved his mom and not opening it doesn't really make a ton of sense.

The fact that it doesn't make sense to you says all kinds of things about your relationships with your loved ones.

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