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Parmesan Basil posted:I cannot imagine a more wasted career than the one Dez Bryant would have at KC
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Alex Smith is the NFLs most boring QB
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Yaws posted:Alex Smith is the NFLs most boring QB Russell Wilson says hi.
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Jan 9, 2015 19:29
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At least Russell Wilson can be fun to watch. Alex Smith is boring on and off the field.
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ChocolatePancake posted:At least Russell Wilson can be fun to watch. Alex Smith is boring on and off the field. Wrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3szXpKYCVo
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Jan 9, 2015 19:58
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Alex smith loving rules
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Jan 9, 2015 20:05
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Kind of bored with running quarterbacks after years of people hyping Vick/Kaepernick/Manziel. Alex Smith needed to hop on that bandwagon a decade ago. Standing in the pocket like a Manningesque turret is the new hotness. Edit: I want a star quarterback with no legs at all.
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Jan 9, 2015 20:08
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Ah yes, the one game in history that Alex Smith was interesting, good example
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BGrifter posted:Kind of bored with running quarterbacks after years of people hyping Vick/Kaepernick/Manziel. Alex Smith needed to hop on that bandwagon a decade ago. Standing in the pocket like a Manningesque turret is the new hotness. Drew Bledsoe retired years ago.
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Febreeze posted:Ah yes, the one game in history that Alex Smith was interesting, good example http://youtu.be/uTmBvPg-Kto?t=4m53s You're right. Alex Smith is only responsible for two of the ten best games of the decade, what a boob.
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Slate Action posted:Winning a bunch of regular season games is the Atlanta sports team version of winning a championship. This is not a joke. This is true and it's not funny. Especially where it relates to the Hawks.
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The Puppy Bowl posted:http://youtu.be/uTmBvPg-Kto?t=4m53s Oh right, I forgot about the game when everyone praised his performance and gunslinger throws because of how unusual it was compared to everything Alex Smith normally is, a game that he lost anyway because Andrew Luck proved to be more interesting You can't call a QB exciting and fun because of two good games. That second game was interesting for the Colts comeback anyway, not really because of Smith. When I think of that game I think of the Chiefs choking and Luck's fumble TD Febreeze fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Jan 9, 2015 |
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Alex Smith is a good Starting QB but boring as hell. The only thing funny he has done was that Burger King commercial. Athanatos fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Jan 9, 2015 |
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Jan 9, 2015 20:33
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Febreeze posted:You can't call a QB exciting and fun because of two games. I guess Matt Flynn is unironically a super exciting phenom now, instead of an ironic one Now you've gone too far. Alex Smith may be boring, but you don't mess with the Flynnsanity. 
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Athanatos posted:Alex Smith is a good Starting QB but boring as hell. Even his name is boring
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Yaws posted:Even his name is boring Nah, it's half of Steve Smith's name and anything related to Steve Smith can't possibly be boring.
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Febreeze posted:Oh right, I forgot about the game when everyone praised his performance and gunslinger throws because of how unusual it was compared to everything Alex Smith normally is, a game that he lost anyway because Andrew Luck proved to be more interesting Smith unleashed the dragon, had a Wilson ex bullshit scramble throw, and underhand tossed to the TE in traffic for TDs in that game. He was a huge part of why that game was interesting and not a blowout the second Jamaal Charles was carted off the field. Smith is mobile and can make most of the throws he needs to, dude has plenty of highlights over the years that are fun and worth watching. He's not even particularly bland personality wise compared to the Elis, Flaccos, and Wilsons of the NFL. Also, the NFL is absolutely defined by small sample size. The story of Eli Manning boils down to the helmet catch and that gorgeous sideline throw in his two Superbowl appearances. I don't feel like Alex Smith being a key component of only two of the best games the NFL ever played is a big mark against him.
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The Puppy Bowl posted:He's not even particularly bland personality wise compared to the Elis, Flaccos, and Wilsons of the NFL. loving lol The Puppy Bowl posted:I don't feel like Alex Smith being a key component of only two of the best games the NFL ever played is a big mark against him. it is when they are the only two times Alex Smith was exciting. I remember that Colts game well, everyone was freaking out because Holy poo poo Alex Smith was slinging the ball, that never happens! Flacco, Eli, and the rest of them have far more exciting games, both good and bad. Eli is never boring, he's always a star or a giant derpfest. If we were to assign offensive plays to players, Alex Smith would be a checkdown for 3 yards on 2nd and 10. Flacco, for all his boring personality, has even had his boring personality become part of why he's interesting and his fu-manchu stache is more exciting than anything from Alex Wonderbread Smith. No one talks about Alex Smith's personality, because Alex Smith is true boredom The Puppy Bowl posted:dude has plenty of highlights over the years that are fun and worth watching. yeah like that one time the 49ers stadium chanted for Carr instead Febreeze fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Jan 9, 2015 |
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Parm Basil is loving dying right now.
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The most exciting quarterback is Jay Cutler.
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I don't think Derek Carr is going to be very exciting but he owns a whole lot
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I will concede that Flacco takes boring to such an extreme that it loops around to become interesting, but this Febreeze posted:yeah like that one time the 49ers stadium chanted for Carr was funny as hell and is definitely a point in Smith's favor.
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Blitz7x posted:I don't think Derek Carr is going to be very exciting but he owns a whole lot That play in the 49ers game when he rolled left under pressure, pointed and guided the WR, and threw an ace ball before getting creamed was badass, that poo poo was exciting
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I meant his personality
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Drew Bledsoe retired years ago. connor halliday and his new bionic legs are the heir to his immobile throne
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I looked through QBs trying to find someone more boring than Alex Smith and I had a few names I could make a good argument for, but then I saw Chad Henne is still in the league. Alex's tiny hands are more interesting and compelling than the entirety of Chad Henne
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Aye Doc posted:I looked through QBs trying to find someone more boring than Alex Smith and I had a few names I could make a good argument for, but then I saw Chad Henne is still in the league. Alex's tiny hands are more interesting and compelling than the entirety of Chad Henne Blaine Gabbert's Mullet is more interesting than Alex Smith, and will be better liked in San Francisco than Alex Smith ever was.
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Aye Doc posted:I looked through QBs trying to find someone more boring than Alex Smith and I had a few names I could make a good argument for, but then I saw Chad Henne is still in the league. Alex's tiny hands are more interesting and compelling than the entirety of Chad Henne 
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wheez the roux posted:connor halliday and his new bionic legs are the heir to his immobile throne I want an amputee quarterback on a post the offensive line carry down the field after every play. Of course JJ Watt knocking a man with no legs off his post with tremendous force would probably scar the viewing audience for life.
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this gif is proof that an image can sound like norm macdonald
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Aye Doc posted:you only prove my point, what less interesting position is there in football than Jacksonville backup QB? Titans longsnapper
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wheez the roux posted:this gif is proof that an image can sound like norm macdonald Note to self, NFL back-up role... NOT AS GOOD AS ADVERTISED.
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Febreeze posted:Titans longsnapper Hey now, that guy is more important in a Titans game that the QB these days.
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Chilichimp posted:Parm Basil is loving dying right now. When does his Alex Smith toxx expire? I want an essay on how much he hates him and how it's starting to bleed into his personal life. Also yes, Alex Smith unleashed the dragon in the Colts game - for one half. Once the 2nd half came about he returned to his normal self. It seemed like an anomaly but he absolutely was a big reason that game wasn't a fanbase killing slaughter.
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:I would not have a beer with Alex Smith I was about to say "I would, it would be a cool story to tell my grandkids," then I realized that absolutely no one would care. Not even Chiefs fans.
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I have a feeling he carries conversations with his friends(?) the same way he talks to the media after the game. Going fishing with him for an afternoon would probably be exhausting. Edit: Smith still isn't the most boring QB when you've got poo poo like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yJmEsqo2Ug Chromatic fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Jan 9, 2015 |
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wheez the roux posted:this gif is proof that an image can sound like norm macdonald nailed it
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