The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

And we all pray it will.

I know I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please, save me, TMMadman!

# ? Jan 9, 2015 04:01

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# ? May 29, 2024 17:29

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Jerusalem posted:

Drink it down, down....down....down.

Hey, I wasn't a weirdo! I was in the audio-visual club.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 04:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Everything Counts posted:

Hey, I wasn't a weirdo! I was in the audio-visual club.

Everything Counts sounds like a very nice goon, but he's clearly a nerd.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 04:15

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

After The War posted:

"Kill witty poster."

How many in this thread are thinking of killing After The War right now?
/

Be honest.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 05:27

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Tokelau All Star posted:

How many in this thread are thinking of killing After The War right now?
/

Be honest.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 05:56

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Tokelau All Star posted:

gapes in surprise at Deviant

# ? Jan 9, 2015 06:14

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

Now here are some results from our quote-in poll.

Ninety-five percent of the posters believe After The War is guilty. Of course, this is just a thread poll which is not legally binding, unless Proposition 304 passes.

And we all pray it will.

Well, TMMadman, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: ''Shoot 'em all, and let God sort 'em out."

Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 06:31

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

gapes in surprise at Deviant

# ? Jan 9, 2015 06:47

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Jerusalem posted:

gapes in surprise at Deviant

Why don't you take a picture? It will last longer!

# ? Jan 9, 2015 06:56

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Tokelau All Star posted:

How many in this thread are thinking of killing After The War right now?
/

Be honest.

Well I don't approve of his "everything counts"-looking policy.

But I DO approve of his "after the war "-killing policy!

# ? Jan 9, 2015 06:58

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Tokelau All Star posted:

How many in this thread are thinking of killing After The War right now?
/

Be honest.

I should be able to run over as many children as I want!

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:01

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

There are too many avatars in this thread. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:08

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

There are too many avatars in this thread. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:16

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

After The War posted:

I should be able to run over as many children as I want!

This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:40

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.

You know who the real crooks are -- those sleazy Something Awful Forum Moderators.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:46

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Deviant posted:

Why don't you take a picture? It will last longer!

Fangoria will pay me :10bux:

for this!

# ? Jan 9, 2015 08:26

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

You know who the real crooks are -- those sleazy Something Awful Forum Moderators.

Why stop there, TMMadman? My militia has a secret plan to beat up all sorts of forum administrators! That'll teach them to drag their feet on archives search functions!

# ? Jan 9, 2015 08:45

MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

For the Simpsons Quote Thread everything was coming up roses. But those roses contained ready to sting bees.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 11:35

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

After The War posted:

"Kill witty poster."

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jan 9, 2015 14:58

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Root Bear posted:

What computers? :confused:

# ? Jan 9, 2015 15:01

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Skeesix posted:

Well I don't approve of his "everything counts"-looking policy.

But I DO approve of his "after the war "-killing policy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxcwkJbC558

# ? Jan 9, 2015 15:24

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mira posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxcwkJbC558

Because it doesn't make any sense at all! If you believe in angels why not unicorns or elves, or leprechauns?

# ? Jan 9, 2015 15:26

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

You, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie!

Honestly, I don't know why Harvard bothers to show up. They barely even won.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 15:28

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Skeesix posted:

Well I don't approve of his "everything counts"-looking policy.

But I DO approve of his "after the war "-killing policy!

You'll pay for this... with your children's blood! :skeletonpower:

# ? Jan 9, 2015 16:07

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

After The War posted:

You'll pay for this... with your children's blood! :skeletonpower:

Please, After The War. TMMadman has the floor.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 16:13

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

After The War posted:

You'll pay for this... with your children's blood! :skeletonpower:

You're banned from this thread! And your children, and you're children's children!
...For 3 months

# ? Jan 9, 2015 16:39

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Monday_ posted:

Honestly, I don't know why Harvard bothers to show up. They barely even won.

Say, Monday_'s a Yalie. Hey Monday_, we need an eighth to row against the Princeton alums.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 17:15

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MrSlam posted:

For the Simpsons Quote Thread everything was coming up roses. But those roses contained ready to sting bees.

MrSlam, a bee almost stung me today! I felt the wind go right by my ear� :cry:

# ? Jan 9, 2015 17:28

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

MrSlam, a bee almost stung me today! I felt the wind go right by my ear�

MrSlam...there's a spider near my car keys... :ohdear:

# ? Jan 9, 2015 17:49

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

MrSlam, a bee almost stung me today! I felt the wind go right by my ear�

# ? Jan 9, 2015 17:50

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

TMMadman posted:

Because it doesn't make any sense at all! If you believe in angels why not unicorns or elves, or leprechauns?

Did that really happen. or was it just a wonderful dream?

# ? Jan 9, 2015 18:30

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

CharlieFoxtrot, could you stop thinking about your rear end?

# ? Jan 9, 2015 18:35

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

CharlieFoxtrot, your half-assed underparenting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overparenting.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 18:42

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Tokelau All Star posted:

How many in this thread are thinking of killing After The War right now?
/

Be honest.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 20:41

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Did that really happen. or was it just a wonderful dream?

Oh, I had the most wonderful dream!

It was smoky everywhere and these little guys in red pajamas kept poking my butt with a fork!

# ? Jan 9, 2015 20:57

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

Drink-Mix Man posted:

CharlieFoxtrot, could you stop thinking about your rear end?

I try but I can't...

# ? Jan 9, 2015 20:59

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

CharlieFoxtrot, your half-assed underparenting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overparenting.

But I was using my whole rear end.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 22:12

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

But I was using my whole rear end.

I think it's ironic that for once TMMadman's butt prevented the release of toxic gas...

# ? Jan 10, 2015 01:32

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

TMMadman posted:

But I was using my whole rear end.

Don't pout, don't sob
Just do a half-assed job

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# ? May 29, 2024 17:29

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

♫ It's the American Way! ♫

# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:38

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