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cowboythreespeech posted:What does "acting like a gorilla" entail? Picture a gorilla, standing on short legs and having long, droopy arms and grunting. Be a child and try to imitate that, so you splay your legs and squat so your butt and hands are lower to the ground. Get threatened with expulsion because apparently spreading your legs even in a pretend game is sexual loving harassment.
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cowboythreespeech posted:What does "acting like a gorilla" entail? 
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cowboythreespeech posted:What does "acting like a gorilla" entail? Just a little harmless grab-rear end
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cowboythreespeech posted:What does "acting like a gorilla" entail? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAQubtm-IPg
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I have fingerless gloves because it being cold outside doesn't remove my crippling nicotine habit, and trying to smoke w/ fabric on your fingers is exactly the comedy of errors you would expect.
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Fingerless gloves in nerd culture is about being able to use touchscreens and gaming controllers. Now, of course, they're marketing expensive capacitance touch gloves, but that's what it's about.
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anonumos posted:Fingerless gloves in nerd culture is about being able to use touchscreens and gaming controllers. Now, of course, they're marketing expensive capacitance touch gloves, but that's what it's about. Actually, it's about ethics in nerdwear.
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There's a couple women I work with who wear fingerless gloves, because the office is cold but they still need to use a keyboard. but usually its RandomFerret posted:Fingerless gloves are useful for a lot of fitness activities, so they are also worn by people who never got past the childhood stage where they thought putting on a cape and jumping off the roof of the garage would let them fly like superman.
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Marathanes posted:Actually, it's about ethics in nerdwear. 
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Neat, photoshop can turn a skinny lesbian into something that resembles a man. I love how his hands almost double in size.
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veedubfreak posted:I love how his hands almost double in size. You know what they say about a man with big photshopped hands...
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DandyLion posted:You know what they say about a man with big photshopped hands... Yup. 
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W424 posted:Soapbar hash trough one of those, a taste to remember. I see you and I raise you.... Hash brownies made with soapbar/squishy black bong water/ packet brownie mix. Also unforgettable. --edit-- Also, it looks like Bieber sharted and it's oozing it's way round Yermaw Zahoor has a new favorite as of 19:44 on Jan 9, 2015 |
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That is just incredibly sad. They even enlarged his "package"
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Johnny Aztec posted:That is just incredibly sad. They even enlarged his "package" No different than every woman getting a photoshop boob job for ads.
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Johnny Aztec posted:That is just incredibly sad. They even enlarged his "package" In one of the other pictures from that shoot they even Photoshopped pubes on to him.
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beato posted:In one of the other pictures from that shoot they even Photoshopped pubes on to him. I'm sorry, what?
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Why'd they emsmallen his head?
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Inzombiac posted:I'm sorry, what? 
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:Why'd they emsmallen his head? Because his head is disproportionately large and it makes the photoshopped-on muscles look bigger and him look more like an actual adult. Fakedit: head big.
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Do you think they let him know before they photoshop the poo poo out of the photos? Imagine the ego hit. *arrives at photo shoot* *looks in mirror* "Yeah, I look gooooood" Then a month later you pick up the magazine and barely recognize yourself. That has to suck. or maybe I'm the idiot for extending empathy to Justin loving Bieber. Dude probably didn't even notice.
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Lt. Chips posted:Do you think they let him know before they photoshop the poo poo out of the photos? Imagine the ego hit. Considering the level of celebrity fawning that goes on in this day and age he probably thinks the end product is what he looks like IRL.
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Yeah I'm sure Justin Bieber takes time to reflect on how much he sucks in between hefting literally sacks of money and slaying the finest pussy you can conceive of. What a loser
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zoux posted:Yeah I'm sure Justin Bieber takes time to reflect on how much he sucks in between hefting literally sacks of money and slaying the Skeeviest Vegas/Brazilian Hookers you can conceive of. What a loser Editorial correction for accuracy.
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What the hell. In the Photoshopped pic, his torso literally doesn't make sense. Were they trying to make him look like a ninja turtle?
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CKs been leading the way on hosed up ad campaigns that suck for a long time now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1qMdVGAqLI
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Lt. Chips posted:Do you think they let him know before they photoshop the poo poo out of the photos? Imagine the ego hit. 
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Baldbeard posted:What the hell. In the Photoshopped pic, his torso literally doesn't make sense. Were they trying to make him look like a ninja turtle? Pretty sure all guys want tiny pecs and bleached nipples.
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Lotish posted:Picture a gorilla, standing on short legs and having long, droopy arms and grunting. Be a child and try to imitate that, so you splay your legs and squat so your butt and hands are lower to the ground. Get threatened with expulsion because apparently spreading your legs even in a pretend game is sexual loving harassment. You should have been thrown in jail.
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Hell in my day we'd play Planet Of The Apes at recess. Scrawny kids like me would get caught by the bigger ape kids and tossed in the jungle gym/jail where we we supposed to mate with the human females they'd round up.
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 Left: Police sketch of the suspect in this week's Colorado Springs NAACP bombing. Right: The FBI agent in charge of investigating this week's Colorado Springs NAACP bombing.
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That's a bit of a reach to be honest.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:That's a bit of a reach to be honest. You white people all look the same to me.
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Chins couldn't be more wrong. Ears, nose, checks don't match at all. But BALD! Hilarious.
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