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Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Willy Pete posted:

I call it frenchswisscheese.gif

I love how all the guys in front got a piece of that dirtbag.

Everyone did. I'm surprised there wasn't a formal line.

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Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

the door slowly closing on him sells that gif

e- what's the Yemeni national highjump record anyway, his Fosbury Flop needs some work

# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:22

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Fucitol posted:

I got a coin from Petraeus for being an entirely disposable body to throw onto any suspicious package on his OIF farewell tour in Baghdad.

Headlines about his criminal charges or whatever should read "Top military brass is giant rear end in a top hat and abuses his power for personal gain. More shocking news to follow later tonight."

Amazing how he was god's gift to officers just a few years ago.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:22

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

VikingSkull posted:

the door slowly closing on him sells that gif

Oh god I missed that until you pointed it out. Jesus it somehow managed to become even better.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:23

lightpole: Jun 4, 2004; I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

Who here, if they were Petraeus, would have said "No loving her is against my code of ethics Im going to stick with my wife"? And then said "Well, they are offering a lot of money and everyone else does it but Im going to take a pass on this one because its just plain wrong".

Because I would say both things for sure, make me a 4 star and director of the CIA please I have a lot of lying to do.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:27

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

lightpole posted:

Who here, if they were Petraeus, would have said "No loving her is against my code of ethics Im going to stick with my wife"? And then said "Well, they are offering a lot of money and everyone else does it but Im going to take a pass on this one because its just plain wrong".

Because I would say both things for sure, make me a 4 star and director of the CIA please I have a lot of lying to do.

Since I didn't marry a sea cow, I'd be sticking with my wife.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:29

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

gfanikf posted:

Everyone did. I'm surprised there wasn't a formal line.

They're French, not British. Queuing isn't required.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:32

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

it truly was a democratic mad minute

very French

# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:35

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

The hostage taker's defense held up about as well as the Maginot Line.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:36

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

seriously though...that was a hell of a lot of gunfire.

why is no one discussing how unnecessary it was for the entire French SWAT team to empty their entire clips?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:41

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

ActusRhesus posted:

clips

Here we go

# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:44

Best Friends: Nov 4, 2011

I don't care about the cheating at all. His wife should have known it was a sham political marriage from the start. That it's completely routine and really, not even noticed, that powerful connected people sell their influence to financial firms, probably to facilitate felonies, is just a depressing sign of the age we're in.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:44

LongDarkNight: Oct 25, 2010; It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.; Oven Wrangler

ActusRhesus posted:

seriously though...that was a hell of a lot of gunfire.

why is no one discussing how unnecessary it was for the entire French SWAT team to empty their entire clips?

It's improving national morale.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:44

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Zeris posted:

Here we go

pfft. I'm was a staff officer. Like I know anything about gunspeak.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:46

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

ActusRhesus posted:

seriously though...that was a hell of a lot of gunfire.

why is no one discussing how unnecessary it was for the entire French SWAT team to empty their entire clips?

It was the most necessary thing that France has done in the last decade.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:53

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

ActusRhesus posted:

why is no one discussing how necessary it was for the entire French SWAT team to empty their entire clips?

you know i completely agree with you

probably would have been worth reloading several times to make sure

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WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Nothing like a proper purge.

Now, what happens to the corpses?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:56

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Book em, Daneaux.

This is an amazing post and deserves way more love you jackasses

ActusRhesus posted:

pfft. I'm was a staff officer. Like I know anything about gunspeak.

I ended up running an armory. All I know about is the M-16, the M4, the M9 and the M-2, and even then, not that much because I had to do it because pilots kept forgetting to return their M9s

# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:59

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

Two Finger posted:

you know i completely agree with you

probably would have been worth reloading several times to make sure

I'd rather them not have to dip into our European stocks again, thank you

# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:01

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

ActusRhesus posted:

pfft. I'm was a staff officer. Like I know anything about gunspeak.

Sorry I was expecting the clip/mag poo poo to begin

Too much planetside 2.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:03

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Dead shitheads, French police gettin' some. A good day all around.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:14

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

ActusRhesus posted:

pfft. I'm a woman. Like I know anything about gunspeak.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:14

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

Willy Pete posted:

I call it frenchswisscheese.gif

I love how all the guys in front got a piece of that dirtbag.

Someone needs to put the Zidane headbutt in there somewhere.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:16

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

ActusRhesus posted:

pfft. I'm was a staff officer. Like I know anything about gunspeak.

So, how many times have you put your rank on backwards?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:26

Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

Stultus Maximus posted:

Since I didn't marry a sea cow, I'd be sticking with my wife.

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

dat jawline

# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:33

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

Frosted Flake posted:

So he married the Supt's daughter. Nothing political about that :rolleyes:

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Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Frosted Flake posted:

Maybe he should have thought long and hard about whether or not she'd spend the next 40 years mainlining Twinkies.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:36

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The only other time I've ever heard or seen "betrothed" to describe marriage used was in an episode of Squidbillies.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

In practice "Hands up, don't shoot" doesn't work.

I thought of this earlier. :lol:

Has some SJW in D&D or GBS brought up sending Rev. Al to Paris because this is somehow a hate crime against a terrorist?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:36

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:37

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Frosted Flake posted:

They're unrelated but it looks like at least 3rd generation royalty inbreeding.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:51

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Stultus Maximus posted:

They're unrelated but it looks like at least 3rd generation royalty inbreeding.

That's because it is.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:55

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Stultus Maximus posted:

They're unrelated but it looks like at least 3rd generation royalty inbreeding.

It's those weird, off kilter toothy rear end smiles.

"g'warsh this shore is gunna be one heck of a show-wedding!"

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:01

iyaayas01: Feb 19, 2010; Perry'd

Best Friends posted:

I don't care about the cheating at all. His wife should have known it was a sham political marriage from the start. That it's completely routine and really, not even noticed, that powerful connected people sell their influence to financial firms, probably to facilitate felonies, is just a depressing sign of the age we're in.

I only care about it because he was director of the loving CIA when it was going on and stuff like infidelity that opens you to blackmail is kind of a big deal when you occupy a job like that.

That said I care a lot more about the fact that he was director of the loving CIA and thought it was totally cool to release classified info to someone without the appropriate accesses and without a need to know.

But lol if you think someone like Petraeus is going down for something like this, DOJ is way too busy prosecuting whistleblowers anyway to deal with the guy whose sole motive for releasing classified was profit.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:05

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

dat jawline

It matches perfectly with his overbite.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:13

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Stultus Maximus posted:

They're unrelated but it looks like at least 3rd generation royalty inbreeding.

Just a hint of Habsburg Jaw.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:15

Nucken Futz: Oct 30, 2010; by Reene

MullardEL34 posted:

Mental Illness, Self-Hating western Guilt, and a Community college level understanding of Philosophy is a hell of a combo.

I'm a bit late to this party, but the above soooooooo succinctly explains a lot of the problems we've been having here lately.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:23

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Fister Roboto posted:

Just a hint of Habsburg Jaw.

Yeah. She's got the Habsburg Jaw going and he's got the British 20 year old combover and snaggletooth.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:27

Spacman: Mar 18, 2014

I was telling my mate they should just straight up street execute these fuckers with a few to the head in front of the assembled world media to make a point.

Thanks GIGN!

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Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

So the French plan was basically for LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS to run inside and flush out the terrorist(s) while everyone waited outside to play the pinball game with bullets instead of pushes?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:34

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