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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

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quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Vintersorg posted:

lets make sigourney weaver but NOT make sigourney weaver

-nintendo

in fairness the whole metroid series is a giant alien reference.

Necronomoticon
Aug 14, 2007

Millennial 80's business guy

Dj Meow Mix posted:

i had that guy in my class (went from warring states -> ~1950s), watching him react to anything during the meiji restoration was really funny. that class was taught by a white guy who married into a japanese family and honestly broke down crying the day after the tohoku earthquakes then left the country to join relief efforts, that was sweet

i took an East Asian economics class that covered everything from the Meiji restoration 1990's asian financial crisis. it was taught by a white lady that went to school in Japan and she was very nice and knowledgable. i didn't see any weirdos in that class, I think.

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Liver Disaster posted:

that was old nintendo (infallible) when the next one comes out zero suit will be protected too

built like a truck samus best samus though

ahahaha the seriues is dead never gonna be another one

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I took a shitload of Asian politics papers and never once met any weirdos because I went to a real university.

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

hubris.height posted:

ahahaha the seriues is dead never gonna be another one

Liver Disaster posted:

its a company with a strong foundation of reusing the same characters every generation
give it a few years and the kids will be saying that other m is a wrongfully hated secret masterpiece

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I took a shitload of Asian politics papers and never once met any weirdos because I went to a real university.

if you never saw one it was you

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Awia posted:

if you never saw one it was you

I'm completely normal.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

The retarded internet fags bleeding into the real world is definitely a lovely american school thing. If you had stupid freaks at your school, your school was very bad and you are too dumb to go to a good one.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Deviant posted:

wtf is a slunt?
i think it's like a combination of slizzard and twunt or something

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


As a Millennial I posted:

srsly. somebody post the old nintendo power art

that was drawn by white people, it doesn't count

Fabricated posted:

giant aryan amazon samus best samus

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Cnidaria posted:

yeah parrying is super easy you just let the stick return to the center and then move the stick in the direction of the attack and press the parry button simultaneously

you will need to be able to parry by the time you reach thew monsoon fight or he will probably destroy you

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I'm completely normal.

i can see that

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

jony ive aces posted:

i think it's like a combination of slizzard and twunt or something

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwXqbux8SvA

go to 29:25


Dan is great.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

god gently caress this guy

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

hubris.height posted:

ahahaha the seriues is dead never gonna be another one

they've said that they're actively making a metroid a 2d and 3d metroid

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Improbable Lobster posted:

they've said that they're actively making a metroid a 2d and 3d metroid

please source

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Pinterest Mom posted:

please source

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/nintendo-hopes-to-share-2d-and-3d-metroid-news-in-the-near-future/1100-6420482/

alright, so not confirmation but nintendo doesn't usually say this when they aren't making a game in the series

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
massive chalice i guess is out on early access.

considering it is a doublefine game on early access, do not purchase it

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I finally beat all three Mass Effect games a year and a half after buying the trilogy.

I haven't beat either Dark Souls or Dark Souls II despite having 120 hours split between them.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-LSQHysU_I

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

Yodzilla posted:

god gently caress this guy

this guy is the best boss fight and has the best music

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Pinterest Mom posted:

i hate how nintendo sexualised samus in zero mission and put her in a swimsuit for all the nerds to mastur

isn't the super Metroid death animation her suit flying off

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
replaying mgs4 s: enjoying this game but go drat sometimes it's male gaze the game

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

bump_fn posted:

replaying mgs4 s: enjoying this game but go drat sometimes it's male gaze the game

Kojima has always really been into the male gaze despite being a closeted homosexual

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Al! posted:

Kojima has always really been into the male gaze despite being a closeted homosexual

like even bayonetta 1 is less creepy than this. I haven't played ground zeroes yet but is it as creepy? (I KNow about vaginabomb)

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

Al! posted:

Kojima has always really been into the male gaze despite being a closeted homosexual



e: he's 51

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Please don't post my picture here.

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
agreed tori u are indistinguishable from a small japanese man

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

bump_fn posted:

like even bayonetta 1 is less creepy than this. I haven't played ground zeroes yet but is it as creepy? (I KNow about vaginabomb)

gz doesn't really male gaze, paz is the only woman in it

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Space-Pope posted:

agreed tori u are indistinguishable from a small japanese man

lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Space-Pope posted:

agreed tori u are indistinguishable from a small japanese man

B I G
BOSS

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Also I wish I were as thin as that dude

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Citizen Tayne posted:

Also I wish I were as thin as that dude

same

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Kuvo posted:

this guy is the best boss fight and has the best music

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the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 359 days!

Citizen Tayne posted:

Also I wish I were as thin as that dude

stop eating ikea ribs

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