The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

Don't pout, don't sob
Just do a half-assed job

Everything Counts, if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed - that's the American way.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 04:24

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# ? May 29, 2024 18:13

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

So long, DENTAL PLAN!

# ? Jan 10, 2015 16:48

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

# ? Jan 10, 2015 17:31

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

We can stick her in a trailer, drive around the south and charge two bits a gander!

# ? Jan 10, 2015 17:35

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Spectacle Rock posted:

Alright! Fangoria will pay me twenty bucks for this shot!

# ? Jan 10, 2015 19:32

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Jerusalem posted:

Fangoria will pay me for this!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Alright! Fangoria will pay me twenty bucks for this shot!

I'm seeing double!

Four quotes!

# ? Jan 10, 2015 19:46

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Alright! Fangoria will pay me twenty bucks for this shot!

drat you, paparazzi! :argh:

# ? Jan 10, 2015 19:57

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

We can stick her in a trailer, drive around the south and charge two bits a gander!

Hens love roosters, geese love ganders,
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 20:01

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

Hens love roosters, geese love ganders,
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders.

I am Homer Simpson, or as some of you wags have dubbed me, Father Goose.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 20:19

sout: Apr 24, 2014

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I am Homer Simpson, or as some of you wags have dubbed me, Father Goose.

I'd say he eats more like a duck

# ? Jan 10, 2015 20:21

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

drat you, paparazzi!

That's right, boys. Drink-Mix is back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!

# ? Jan 10, 2015 21:19

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

Hens love roosters, geese love ganders,
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders.

Not me!

# ? Jan 10, 2015 23:53

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

Drink-Mix Man posted:

That's right, boys. Drink-Mix is back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!

Think what it'll mean! Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy"!

# ? Jan 11, 2015 00:40

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Root Bear posted:

Not me!

Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!

# ? Jan 11, 2015 02:05

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Everything Counts posted:

Everything counts loves Ned Flanders!

Nobody likes Milhouse!

# ? Jan 11, 2015 03:03

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

jscolon2.0 posted:

Nobody likes Milhouse!

Mom, jscolon2.0 is swearing!

# ? Jan 11, 2015 03:14

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Mom, jscolon2.0 is swearing!

Aw hell diddly ding-dong crap!

# ? Jan 11, 2015 04:29

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

Aw hell diddly ding-dong crap!

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling.

# ? Jan 11, 2015 05:33

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Fangoria will pay me for this!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Alright! Fangoria will pay me twenty bucks for this shot!

Deviant posted:

I'm seeing double!

Four quotes!

Sixty bucks!

# ? Jan 11, 2015 08:11

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Do over Ham posted:

Sixty bucks!

Our transaction is complete. You may take the goon.

# ? Jan 11, 2015 10:17

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Sixty bucks!

Here you go, mutton-chop Yaz.

# ? Jan 11, 2015 10:24

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

TMMadman posted:

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling.

Well, a buenos ding dong diddly dias, se�or!

# ? Jan 11, 2015 10:48

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

Sixty bucks!

But surely, you can't put a price on your fellow poster's lives... :confused:

# ? Jan 11, 2015 15:27

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

I wouldn't have thought so either, but... here we are. :shrug:

# ? Jan 11, 2015 16:09

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Our transaction is complete. You may take the goon.

CharlieFoxtrot, I think he's a goon dealer.

# ? Jan 11, 2015 17:37

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Do over Ham posted:

Sixty bucks!

NInety Dollars!

# ? Jan 11, 2015 17:43

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Writer Cath posted:

CharlieFoxtrot, I think he's a goon dealer.

Uh.... I mean, goon keeper-away-er.

# ? Jan 11, 2015 19:12

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Everything Counts posted:

Uh.... I mean, goon keeper-away-er.

Hey! Keep your hands off my china hutch!

# ? Jan 11, 2015 20:46

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Martytoof posted:

Hey! Keep your hands off my china hutch!

What happened to you, china hutch? You used to be cool.

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:18

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Martytoof posted:

Hey! Keep your hands off my china hutch!

I'll china hutch you good!

# ? Jan 11, 2015 23:15

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

I'll china hutch you good!

You'll "china hutch me". What does that even mean? :mad:

# ? Jan 11, 2015 23:16

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Martytoof posted:

Hey! Keep your hands off my china hutch!

Hey, this isn't the YMCA... :confused:

# ? Jan 11, 2015 23:45

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Mister Kingdom posted:

You'll "china hutch me". What does that even mean?

You come here a minute...

# ? Jan 11, 2015 23:59

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

PT6A posted:

You come here a minute...

I'll be in my room.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 00:01

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

PT6A posted:

You come here a minute...

And MAKE LOVE!?! :bigtran:

# ? Jan 12, 2015 00:07

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Deviant posted:

NInety Dollars!

Uh huh, well, I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:01

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Uh huh, well, I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there.

imagines TV and couch
Wow :aaa:

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:22

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

PT6A posted:

You come here a minute...

Oh yeah?!?

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:28

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

And MAKE LOVE!?! :bigtran:

There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 06:49

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Monday_ posted:

There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.

Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 07:10

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