Colts @ Broncos GDT: Neckbeard vs. Fivehead

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C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

i think manning has a passing range of five yards today

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HarlanHell: Nov 16, 2012; Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!

Wonder what the odds are that Cribbs will be back there for the next punt?

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tanglewood1420: Oct 28, 2010; The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

The rest of this game will be Manning throwing incompletes and Luck throwing 35 yard ints.

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Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Andrew Luck is turning into a pumpkin.

Peyton is turning into dust.

Tom Brady is turning into a 4 time champion.

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CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Spoeank posted:

All these Andrew Luck turnovers are going to continue to be ignored for some reason.

Their arm punts, they are no big deal.

No one should pay any attention to them.

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Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Kalli posted:

The only good movie about hacking was Sneakers

Also Hackers.

Jurassic Park?

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Kalli posted:

The only good movie about hacking was Sneakers

Also Hackers.

My voice is my passport, verify me.

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Sophia: Apr 16, 2003; The heart wants what the heart wants.

Lessail posted:

oh my god i can't tell if the dude who i follow who works on my college newspaper is serious about pulling out tebow stats against this game

Honestly you should pull out Tebow stats against every game just for kicks

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oswald ownenstein: Jan 30, 2011; KING FAGGOT OF THE SHITPOST KINGDOM

Wow Broncos are getting humiliated, way to make the upset Colts

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Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

wheez the roux posted:

moose's tooth in anchorage ak

bitch please my pizza is literally award winning

yea Iron Chef Special Olympics

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Lifetime movie about Whitney Houston is premiering.

the golden globes

at least there might be legitimately funny material

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Colts and their loving presnap

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C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

CharlestheHammer posted:

Their arm punts, they are no big deal.

No one should pay any attention to them.

it hurts the field position game and is riskier than a punt but yeah

# ? Jan 12, 2015 00:58

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

I love how Luck's lovely funslinger bombs that get intercepted on 3rd down are constantly defended with "Welp, it would been a punt anyway :downs:

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abagofcheetos: Oct 29, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Bad Caller posted:

who the gently caress goes to gamestop still

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

MonsterWalk posted:

I'm gonna go out on a limb and saaayy Winkie?

That was offensive

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Sophia: Apr 16, 2003; The heart wants what the heart wants.

Kalli posted:

The only good movie about hacking was Sneakers

Also Hackers.

The Matrix

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Alouicious posted:

blackhat is the Swordfish of the 2010s, is what i'm saying

Will we have Halle Berry's boobs?

That was a false start, not an immediate movement.

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Schwack posted:

A pizza stone is like 10 dollars and the dough has like 6 ingredients.

This is an argument for which side, again?

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Bullshit, he wasn't across the line

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

Tom Brady is turning into a 4 time champion.

Seattle gonna repeat.

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I think its telling that a photo of a pizza derailed this thread more than a photo of a naked woman

I like pizza

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wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Schwack posted:

A pizza stone is like 10 dollars and the dough has like 6 ingredients.

get a stone then save up for a baking steel. i freakin love my baking steel. bubbly blistering crust baby

also this is objectively the best part of hackers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ4ZJk4lLEI

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

Tom Brady is turning into a 4 time champion.

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Manning should just put his head down and run on every play.

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C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

Infidel Castro posted:

I love how Luck's lovely funslinger bombs that get intercepted on 3rd down are constantly defended with "Welp, it would been a punt anyway "

because luck is god and everyone else doesnt deserve to be around him

even though he has the league's best wide recievers corps and one of the best corner units in the league, theyre just a pass rusher and line injury consistency away from the best team in the nfl

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Codependent Poster posted:

Will we have Halle Berry's boobs?

That was a false start, not an immediate movement.

"Rated R for violence and some language"

So no.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

abagofcheetos posted:

lol

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wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Madcosby posted:

yea Iron Chef Special Olympics

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C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

werent halle berry's boobs painted gold and cgi in that beowulf movie

did that movie actually happen

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Aye Doc: Jul 19, 2007

Peyton hasn't thrown the ball more than 10 yards downfield in like four possessions

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oswald ownenstein: Jan 30, 2011; KING FAGGOT OF THE SHITPOST KINGDOM

NickRoweFillea posted:

This

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

poo poo the Broncos figured out short passes

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

NickRoweFillea posted:

How did you not pick the one of him making fun of Brady post-loss

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fan of the browns: Apr 6, 2012; my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

wheez the roux posted:

moose's tooth in anchorage ak

bitch please my pizza is literally award winning

Winner Blue Ribbon "You Tried" Category-Sbarro Division-Wheez the roux

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Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Josh Lyman posted:

Seattle gonna repeat.

Brady gonna to reveal his Seattle jersey in the 4th quarter as Bill falls to his knees.

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Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

wheez the roux posted:

just pullin your leg

away from the kitchen

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Bad Caller posted:

werent halle berry's boobs painted gold and cgi in that beowulf movie

did that movie actually happen

that was angelina jolie why do I know this

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Madcosby posted:

yea Iron Chef Special Olympics

god drat Madcosby lmao

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weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Bad Caller posted:

werent halle berry's boobs painted gold and cgi in that beowulf movie

did that movie actually happen

Angelina Jolie

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