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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I'm hype for House of Cards season 3.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I don't want to watch the creepy commercial's show it just threatened me

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug

CapnAndy posted:

The idea is cuter before they clean it up qtiyd

Yeah and it should turn into a wind farm or something not walk on a stage like an aborted nbc mascot

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


CapnAndy posted:

I don't want to watch the creepy commercial's show it just threatened me
You will obey President Spacey.

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.

FourLeaf posted:

aw i missed when they bleeped it out, what did he say?

I'm pretty sure it was something like "I've been nominated 8 times... can't loving believe I won."

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


At least the announcer got "House of Lies" correct

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Why is George Clooney getting a lifetime achievement award

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Why is George Clooney getting a lifetime achievement award

Because he's handsome and cool

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

This is cringe-worthy

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
This bit, went on for like two jokes too long.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

oatgan posted:

Because he's handsome and cool

Well yeah

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Why is George Clooney getting a lifetime achievement award

To get him to show up.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Clooneys wife is off the hook

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Winkie01 posted:

To get him to show up.

hahaha

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

:siren: Incoming MASSIVE Category FIVE Smug! :siren:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I haven't seen Syriana but I feel like I should; I haven't seen Michael Clayton either but I don't.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Josh Lyman posted:

I haven't seen Syriana but I feel like I should; I haven't seen Michael Clayton either but I don't.

Watch Michael Clayton.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I like George Clooney but nothing he's done has ever been more than "pretty good" to me, except maybe O Brother and Gravity, and Gravity was more Bullock than him.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Leatherheads, huh

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
three kings hell yes

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Why is George Clooney getting a lifetime achievement award

So we could have that montage of him being punched in the face.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

None of these movies are good because of George Clooney.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Why isn't Batman and Robin in this montage :colbert:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


FOR HIS TALENT

FOR HIS CONTRIBUTION

FOR HIS HUMANITY

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

George Clooney is pretty great.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Dexo posted:

Why isn't Batman and Robin in this montage :colbert:

I've only been half watching. Was From Dusk Till Dawn in there?

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

I said come in! posted:

None of these movies are good because of George Clooney.

he was pretty great in o brother and up in the air

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Dexo posted:

Why isn't Batman and Robin in this montage :colbert:

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Three Kings was excellent

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Dexo posted:

Why isn't Batman and Robin in this montage :colbert:

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I've only been half watching. Was From Dusk Till Dawn in there?

Yup

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I like George Clooney but nothing he's done has ever been more than "pretty good" to me, except maybe O Brother and Gravity, and Gravity was more Bullock than him.

Syriana, the boat movie, the divorce lawyer movie, the air plane movie, three kings, all good

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


That loving death stare by Ethan Hawke into the camera :lol:

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Josh Lyman posted:

I haven't seen Syriana but I feel like I should; I haven't seen Michael Clayton either but I don't.

Michael Clayton is really, really good, though Tom Wilkinson has the far more interesting character in that film.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I like George Clooney but nothing he's done has ever been more than "pretty good" to me, except maybe O Brother and Gravity, and Gravity was more Bullock than him.

Yeah I think this is more of a lifetime achievement awards in the dude got so much pussy over the years, how can you not give him a award?

Slow Graffiti
Feb 1, 2003

Born of Frustration
Needed more Facts of Life footage.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dexo posted:

Why isn't Batman and Robin in this montage :colbert:

NBC has a strict no-nipples policy, doubly so for Bat-Nipples.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Start playing the music plz

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jiro posted:

:siren: Incoming MASSIVE Category FIVE Smug! :siren:

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