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oohhboy posted:Aside from as many of the original cast as they can reasonably get, I want only minimal familiar locations, such as reusing every location from the entire series.
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Lets go back to Endor, the forest moon which is full of nothing important to anyone.
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quote:I wanna see little Leia in mommies gold bikini even if it is for a joke scene maybe she is a teen rebelling against the fashions or whatever but bring it back its what we all want no sense denying it. i guess he mistook this for star trek
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does anyone have the picture of the stupid loving SPACE FiFTIES sportscar that yoda drives in Ep 3? It's only on screen for like ten seconds but it's loving dumb
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Fetus Tree posted:i guess he mistook this for Aatrek
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Calico Heart posted:does anyone have the picture of the stupid loving SPACE FiFTIES sportscar that yoda drives in Ep 3? It's only on screen for like ten seconds but it's loving dumb is this it? i looked up yoda speeder on wookieepedia http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/XJ-2_airspeeder quote:Organa registered the speeder under the alias of "Org Banelli," allowing him to operate without the attention of the authorities. Hefty Leftist fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Jan 11, 2015 |
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Jan 11, 2015 13:12
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ThePutty posted:is this it? i looked up yoda speeder on wookieepedia No one will figure out my secret identity as Org Bailgana.
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Yeah that's it. I figure at some point Lucas was in a tizzy, pacing back and forth angrily trying to figure out how he could include his love of classic cars in Star Wars then when he couldn't he just did anyway
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Jan 11, 2015 22:50
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The prequels were full of stuff like that though, remember the 50s diner with the extraterrestrial from planet New Jersey?
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ThePutty posted:is this it? i looked up yoda speeder on wookieepedia The best part was the fact that bail was able to sneak up to the senate building in the middle of an empire take over. You'd think a place of importance would have adequate protections.
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If I was a Star Wars writer I'd be tempted to make the obligatory main character cameos something stupid like where one of the characters walks into the cantina men's room and brushes by Han Solo who left an upper decker in one of the johns or something.
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Jan 12, 2015 03:23
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Humboldt Squid posted:The prequels were full of stuff like that though, remember the 50s diner with the extraterrestrial from planet New Jersey? Y'know at least it wasn't another loving cantina like in EU where every bar or eating establishment is a cantina. At least Lucas tried (no he didn't).
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burritolingus posted:Y'know at least it wasn't another loving cantina like in EU where every bar or eating establishment is a cantina. At least Lucas tried (no he didn't). I ambushed my players with a cantina once, they immediately opened fire.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:If I was a Star Wars writer I'd be tempted to make the obligatory main character cameos something stupid like where one of the characters walks into the cantina men's room and brushes by Han Solo who left an upper decker in one of the johns or something. Basically what I'm saying is Han shat first.
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burritolingus posted:Y'know at least it wasn't another loving cantina like in EU where every bar or eating establishment is a cantina. At least Lucas tried (no he didn't). Even my beloved kotor suffers from this, every fuckin planet has a cantina. Not a bar, or a pub, or anything. A cantina.
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beanieson posted:Even my beloved kotor suffers from this, every fuckin planet has a cantina. Not a bar, or a pub, or anything. A cantina. Replete with Bith using their long flutes to put jizz into our ears.
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Jan 12, 2015 08:51
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fun fact: cantina is bocce for "bar & grill"
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im not mad at every spacebar being called a cantina. just seemed like lucas saw that word once when he was in new mexico and thought that it sounded like a cool place to get spacedrunk. every bar being stocked with buttcheek head aliens playing the same jizz music is pretty lame though.
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Hingehead posted:The best part was the fact that bail was able to sneak up to the senate building in the middle of an empire take over. You'd think a place of importance would have adequate protections. actually, i think you'd find that that reflects the impotency of the republic-empire and the anarcho-socialist themes that run through all six star wars films. here is quote by zizek to make it all clear, plebian.
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Words Star Wars fans use all the time that are never spoken in the original trilogy (correct me if I'm wrong): - Cantina - Yavin - Sith - Palpatine - Darth Sidious - Mandalorian - Arubesh/Basic (language) - Ewok
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Komojo posted:Words Star Wars fans use all the time that are never spoken in the original trilogy (correct me if I'm wrong): The only one I can say for certain you're mistaken about is "Yavin." quote:INTERIOR: DEATH STAR -- CONTROL ROOM.
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Hey there Kwido Basson, I see you came back to my cantina with your Jomumba Boys. Well grab some space, we've got a crowd of Hweelies coming in soon with Grandmaster Pizzah and I want everyone to hear your jizz. Want some Takkatooine Frobellias? No problem, just scribble it on some flimsi. Yeah, the frigo is acting up but you know how those Yeestinfecta repair droids are! Yeah, the mommat is fine, fragogol good, kabloby ama. Freebo Mandalorian crushgaunt pallamallam. Yowee! Star Wars.
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oohhboy posted:I found something just awful in another forum. This is something that some people actually want. with every sentence of this it becomes more and more obvious he's being ironic
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Komojo posted:Words Star Wars fans use all the time that are never spoken in the original trilogy (correct me if I'm wrong): - AT AT - AT ST - TIE bomber - TIE interceptor - Advanced TIE fighter - Slave One - Wampa - Snow Trooper - Royal guard - Rancor - Snow Speeder - Land speeder - Speeder Bike - Biker Scout Thanks god for all these toys and E.U. explanations, right?
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- jizz
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Aesop Poprock posted:with every sentence of this it becomes more and more obvious he's being ironic I wouldn't have posted it if it was ironic. Dude's totally serious, he is just that bad.
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Listening to some jizz at the tapcafe.
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ThePutty posted:is this it? i looked up yoda speeder on wookieepedia You left out the best part: quote:Returning to Alderaan, Organa found himself dedicated to forming the Alliance to Restore the Republic, and as a result, the speeder gathered dust. He gave it to his adopted daughter, Princess Leia, and taught her piloting skills when she came of age. The speeder was eventually destroyed when the Death Star obliterated Alderaan, 
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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blowfish posted:You left out the best part: But did it have plans to the Death Star???
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Anyone got some hot star wars porn for me to masturbate to?
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Zzulu posted:Anyone got some hot star wars porn for me to masturbate to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzCkycJLrng Edit: is Jedi cum full of midichlorians? Is that why they have to control their emotions? Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Jan 12, 2015 |
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Shadeoses posted:At least it wasn't force sensitive. This made me laugh.  Though it wouldn't surprise me:quote:Unknowingly, Bail Organa had for many years been fueling the speeder the Premium Midichlorian-Enhanced "Midi-BOOST!" fuel. This led to the XJ-2 speeder eventually developed a consciousness as well as a link to the force through years of garage meditation. It eventually created it's own moniker "Ex-Jay", and force persuaded Bail Organa to give Ex-Jay to Princess Leia, whom Ex-Jay sensed developing force abilities. However because Princess Leia did not clean, wax or buff Ex-Jay as frequently as he needed to be, he did not inform her of her hidden talent or lineage. Ex-Jay ended his own life by crashing into a family of wookies on holiday (coincidently, the wookies in question were distant relatives to the famous wookie Lumpy, who himself was force sensitive). edit: writing this EU poo poo is easier than I thought. 
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KiddieGrinder posted:This made me laugh. If we all split up duties and did a chapter each on some random garbage man on Tatooine, it would probably still be good enough for publishing to Star Wars fans
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Calling dibs on the part where the garbage man runs into R2 in the sand crawler while being a hobo before finding life's true calling
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ElGroucho posted:If we all split up duties and did a chapter each on some random garbage man on Tatooine, it would probably still be good enough for publishing to Star Wars fans Next great Goon Project???? The Cosmic Adventures of Gaaarbagge Maan: Secret Apprentice
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Chill la Chill posted:Calling dibs on the part where the garbage man runs into R2 in the sand crawler while being a hobo before finding life's true calling He discovers his bindle is force sensitive. Honestly we need a Star Wars EU Tropes thing, there's so many repeating bullshit gimmicks, like the 'thing develops force sensitive powers' crap. It's been done on droids, people, rocks, dumb animals, probably even household appliances. There should come a point in fantasy writing where you can't just say "I need some sort of gimmick or deus ex machina to continue the story because I'm a lovely writer. I know, THE FORCE!".
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Chill la Chill posted:Calling dibs on the part where the garbage man runs into R2 in the sand crawler while being a hobo before finding life's true calling His life's true calling was janitor work on the death star. He turned on the trash compactor that Luke & Co. fell into and spilled coffee on the control console for the door on the vent that the rebels used to destroy the Deathstar. Some force sensitive Ewoks built a statue dedicated to him after learning that his bumbling secretly allowed the rebels to triumph over the Empire. E: He was sucked into a wormhole that was created when the Deathstar blew up and landed on Hoth, where he taught Wampas to mop
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