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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

ded posted:

if enough water gets past the otterbox, you dove into a pool or some poo poo
Do you not watch porn underwater or something?

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
One thing I don't most about the military is the wretched, sand paper-y excuse for toilet paper. Pretty sure that was Skilcraft-branded as well.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

i would take a dump on the duke's face to show him what i thought of his acting

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Clint Eastwood would kick the Duke's rear end.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Master Bateman posted:

Clint Eastwood would kick the Duke's rear end.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Master Bateman posted:

Clint Eastwood would kick the Duke's rear end.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Master Bateman posted:

Clint Eastwood would kick the Duke's rear end.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Do you not watch porn underwater or something?

New item for the bucket list

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Master Bateman posted:

Clint Eastwood should lick the Duke's rear end.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Make that your trail name or else

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
I love them both actually. No idea how real Americans could disparage the duke (PBUH).


This is what N4I's parents felt when they watched brokeback mountain.


Dead inside. Confused. Needing to piss bad but every public bathroom is an outtake from Philadelphia.





:(

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
A guaranteed income for veterans
Far too many vets lack income to support themselves. Why don’t we just provide it?


aljazeera.com

aljazeera.com

aljazeera.com

quote:

Veterans offer a chance to think clearly about how best we can help those in need — and if the primary problem we must solve is that far too many veterans lack an income to support themselves, why don’t we just provide it for them?

gently caress you pay me

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Zeris posted:

gently caress you pay me

Bellum
Jun 3, 2011

All war is deception.
http://www.maps.org/participate/participate-in-research#accordion1

quote:

MDMA-Assisted Psychotherapy for PTSD (U.S. Veterans, Police Officers, and Firefighters)

Principal Investigator: Michael Mithoefer, M.D., with Ann Mithoefer, B.S.N.

Location: Charleston, South Carolina, USA
Have You Served in the U.S. Military, or with a Police or Fire Department, and Have Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)?

We are seeking men and women, at least 18 years old, diagnosed with PTSD from experiences that occurred while serving in the military, as a firefighter or police officer. You must be in good physical health, with blood pressure that is normal or kept normal by taking medication.

We're conducting a research study of an investigational drug used in combination with psychotherapy. The study takes place in Charleston, South Carolina. For participants from out of town, all travel expenses, food and lodging will be paid for.

For more information, please call (843) 849-6899.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Somehow I don't see therapy with a Schedule I narcotic becoming widespread. Besides weed.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

wasn't there some turd army officer that got a leg blown off recently writing diatribes about how we pay too much to veterans or something

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

krispykremessuck posted:

wasn't there some turd army officer that got a leg blown off recently writing diatribes about how we pay too much to veterans or something

Yeah, I read that as well......was saying how SOLDIERS NEED A MISSION or some poo poo

(he teaches at west point lol)

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



justice4trayvawn posted:

Yeah, I read that as well......was saying how SOLDIERS NEED A MISSION or some poo poo

(he teaches at west point lol)

There was an article recently on how we should abolish west point and the other services academies. Best thing I've read in a long time.

e:

http://www.salon.com/2015/01/05/lets_abolish_west_point_military_academies_serve_no_one_squander_millions_of_tax_dollars/

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXwvpBhBeQU&t=35s

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

My piece of poo poo little brother who lives with me let one of my cats get outside JESUS loving CHRIST

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

SperginMcBadposter posted:

My piece of poo poo little brother who lives with me let one of my cats get outside JESUS loving CHRIST

hunting for pussy late at night

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

SperginMcBadposter posted:

My piece of poo poo little brother who lives with me let one of my cats get outside JESUS loving CHRIST

So go look for it instead of posting on the internet you terrible pet owner.

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

That doesn't work. Once a indoors only cat gets out he is scared shitless and will hide even from people he likes. I put out some food and if that doesn't work there just isn't poo poo I can do about it. Can't outrun him and he can squeeze into hiding spaces everywhere.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

SperginMcBadposter posted:

That doesn't work. Once a indoors only cat gets out he is scared shitless and will hide even from people he likes. I put out some food and if that doesn't work there just isn't poo poo I can do about it. Can't outrun him and he can squeeze into hiding spaces everywhere.

He hasn't gone far. Usually when an indoor cat escapes, they tend to stick close by.

Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.

holocaust bloopers posted:

He hasn't gone far. Usually when an indoor cat escapes, they tend to stick close by.

Truth. My wife accidentally let a cat out. We found it the next morning yowling on the neighbors porch. It knew the vicinity of where to return. Really depends on the environment where you live though.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

when one of ours got out we found her in the bushes outside our door

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

SperginMcBadposter posted:

That doesn't work. Once a indoors only cat gets out he is scared shitless and will hide even from people he likes. I put out some food and if that doesn't work there just isn't poo poo I can do about it. Can't outrun him and he can squeeze into hiding spaces everywhere.

Consider some used litter as well.

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

I just got him back inside. Had gone out to see if he had found the food and he was peeking around the corner of the house at me. Hes shook up but he let me get close enough to pick him up. :3:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

SperginMcBadposter posted:

I just got him back inside. Had gone out to see if he had found the food and he was peeking around the corner of the house at me. Hes shook up but he let me get close enough to pick him up. :3:

Glad to hear it

Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.

SperginMcBadposter posted:

I just got him back inside. Had gone out to see if he had found the food and he was peeking around the corner of the house at me. Hes shook up but he let me get close enough to pick him up. :3:

Now it's bathtime.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Vriess posted:

Now it's bathtime.

Lol.

Hope he has a psych apt this week too.


"So when did you start cutting?"

"No. You see the cat got out and I had to bathe it"

"Mmmhmm. And this "cat". Does it look like a box knife?"

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Master Bateman posted:

Clint Eastwood would kick the Duke's rear end.

And Vinnie Jones would make them eat each other's asses while he railed their wives and spunked on their dogs.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

SperginMcBadposter posted:

I just got him back inside. Had gone out to see if he had found the food and he was peeking around the corner of the house at me. Hes shook up but he let me get close enough to pick him up. :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W-bbqGiPfc hth

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Thats a little crazy :stare:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Cat people are fuckin' weird.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Cat people are fuckin' weird high on cat piss ammonia fumes.

the dad farm
Dec 6, 2005

thats p sad


even more sad that it will be me someday but instead of cats it will be alcohol that i love and humanize.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Oh, Johnny.... only you understand me!

*falls asleep hugging toilet*

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

the dad farm posted:

thats p sad


even more sad that it will be me someday but instead of cats it will be alcohol that i love and humanize.

i feel the same bruh

but also guns

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