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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/01/12/us-france-shooting-idUSKBN0KK05S20150112

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Tearsaslube
Jan 5, 2015

by XyloJW
I'm a crazy person, so lemme stream of conscious you.

Alexander the Great was afraid of poison. To prevent death by rear end in a top hat who poisoned his drink, he took small amounts of lead with meals every once and a while. Radiation is something that's found in nature (I think, oh wait the sun is radiation because light is radiation). So, maybe, radiation in airplanes and X-rays is actually good for you in small doses.

It's almost like duck and cover was because the scariest thing in a nuclear blast was physical poo poo falling on you. If your heart beats, you're still alive.

It's also almost like the scary spooks and intelligence community are made up of good people doing loving awful work. Doesn't Arthur C Clark have a thing about once you hit a certain point of intelligence, you are pretty much supposed to be decent? I dunno

Tearsaslube fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Jan 13, 2015

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

Full Battle Rattle posted:

where were they before?
France?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Full Battle Rattle posted:

where were they before?

your moms

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Algeria

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

your loving lowrent shim impression loving sucks shut the gently caress up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS2-wMuh99A

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Zeris posted:

Nothing beat laughing w/ pred and reaper sensor operators as they blew up muds in IRC like it was a GIP hangout

Or popping into random chats and finding some bruh on a sub just chilling.

That poo poo is probably all locked down now.

Our generation had it hardest/best.

Nah, there's still plenty of shenanigans in pred/reaper related IRC

Actually still plenty of shenanigans on IRC in general

smertrioslol posted:

I get basically no work done on a computer because I'm too busy talking up LRS girls on lync.

lol I would pay money to see the ratio of communicator/lync usage for actual work related poo poo vs hitting on people

Tearsaslube
Jan 5, 2015

by XyloJW

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

your loving lowrent shim impression loving sucks shut the gently caress up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS2-wMuh99A

I'm explaining why you don't need to keep a bug-out bag next to your gold bars. gently caress me right? (No seriously)

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
welp they found the voice recorder. now to find out what really happened

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Vilerat was the guy who ran the DS mIRC node, or at least at one point mirrored the NAVSPAWAR or whatever nodes that comprised what you all are calling SIPR IRC pre Arab spring. I bet state never even knew he was running IRC nodes for them that passed 90% of the Asian pornography on the task force's Z:/ drive. And if none of this nerd garble makes sense, get hosed, my wars owned.

There was SIPR IRC, then dark SIPR IRC, but the real poo poo went down in the JWICS or SOIS and maybe NSAnet or our ally nations' dark secure IRC's.. You just had to know what and how to look for what and where, unlike SIPR which was like loving pirate bay lol.

If you master the rats nest of info and file sharing communities in the Intel / counter terror / operations world on the open but unadvertised TS IRC networks you can slam the red and blue pills all day long and really scare the poo poo out of yourself (on a deeply human level) with how vast and deep the rabbit hole really goes when nobody is respecting their compartments inside about 30 different windows of constantly moving colorful ASCII art text filled chat rooms of streaming U.S. Government Classified Consciousness.

Funny side story:

Setting up scripts to have an IRC bot do dead drops of files in certain rooms was supposedly how they got the bin laden takedown photos spread within the IC before DO (and I guess probably Bragg) got that poo poo truly on lockdown and I don't think anyone but politicos have saw the pics since that. Not without firings and crucifying. Those pics have become the arc of the covenant, digitally.

If you are smart at least you won't let anyone but the priests from IT handle them. Those goddamn photos have got to be easily tasked and tracked and targeted by whatever internal security auditing they had the comm nerds setup after that- that's how they fixed some things after all the GTMO and Ghraib poo poo started showing up in *.pst's all over the IC. They've surely learned their lesson, not even letting it move digitally is the only way to keep it truly secret in 2015. If they can't catch a Bradley Manning automatically with a policy script at this point in 2015 we are truly hosed as a republic.

My son will likely reuse a 3.5 inch floppy disk I used to move files from one network to another for the DoD in 2076 just like I did but he'll be in a hover chair or some poo poo.

Of course secret and secure are two different things so this rant could really just be a pointless.. point. But the info and pictures and poo poo was always secure, and more or less still is. But it's never once been secret.

We gotta get better at inherently making some information secret and keeping it that way along with all these efforts of securing it.. I think secured info is limited in utility otherwise. We should/could do better.

There's something to the whole secure not meaning secret and secret not meaning secure that is picking at the edges of my brain. Something is in that point but I don't think I fully understand it.

Stoopid Space Sativa. :(

Tearsaslube
Jan 5, 2015

by XyloJW

Obama Africanus posted:

Vilerat was the guy who ran the DS mIRC node, or at least at one point mirrored the NAVSPAWAR or whatever nodes that comprised what you all are calling SIPR IRC pre Arab spring. I bet state never even knew he was running IRC nodes for them that passed 90% of the Asian pornography on the task force's Z:/ drive. And if none of this nerd garble makes sense, get hosed, my wars owned.

There was SIPR IRC, then dark SIPR IRC, but the real poo poo went down in the JWICS or SOIS and maybe NSAnet or our ally nations' dark secure IRC's.. You just had to know what and how to look for what and where, unlike SIPR which was like loving pirate bay lol.

If you master the rats nest of info and file sharing communities in the Intel / counter terror / operations world on the open but unadvertised TS IRC networks you can slam the red and blue pills all day long and really scare the poo poo out of yourself (on a deeply human level) with how vast and deep the rabbit hole really goes when nobody is respecting their compartments inside about 30 different windows of constantly moving colorful ASCII art text filled chat rooms of streaming U.S. Government Classified Consciousness.

Funny side story:

Setting up scripts to have an IRC bot do dead drops of files in certain rooms was supposedly how they got the bin laden takedown photos spread within the IC before DO (and I guess probably Bragg) got that poo poo truly on lockdown and I don't think anyone but politicos have saw the pics since that. Not without firings and crucifying. Those pics have become the arc of the covenant, digitally.

If you are smart at least you won't let anyone but the priests from IT handle them. Those goddamn photos have got to be easily tasked and tracked and targeted by whatever internal security auditing they had the comm nerds setup after that- that's how they fixed some things after all the GTMO and Ghraib poo poo started showing up in *.pst's all over the IC. They've surely learned their lesson, not even letting it move digitally is the only way to keep it truly secret in 2015. If they can't catch a Bradley Manning automatically with a policy script at this point in 2015 we are truly hosed as a republic.

My son will likely reuse a 3.5 inch floppy disk I used to move files from one network to another for the DoD in 2076 just like I did but he'll be in a hover chair or some poo poo.

Of course secret and secure are two different things so this rant could really just be a pointless.. point. But the info and pictures and poo poo was always secure, and more or less still is. But it's never once been secret.

We gotta get better at inherently making some information secret and keeping it that way along with all these efforts of securing it.. I think secured info is limited in utility otherwise. We should/could do better.

There's something to the whole secure not meaning secret and secret not meaning secure that is picking at the edges of my brain. Something is in that point but I don't think I fully understand it.

Stoopid Space Sativa. :(

Holy poo poo. I do know people.

I feel like the dead baby and a buzzard is good every once and a while. Like the hosed poo poo you guys do. gently caress. People should see that.

Weird question. Would you voluntarily MK-Ultra yourself? Like forget, or even remember less, if you could? Like eternal sunshine poo poo? Do you think you'd feel guilting for not caring anymore?

Don't answer. There's not a good response.

Write a book.

Also- Takedown pics. Burial at sea pics as well?

Tearsaslube fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Jan 13, 2015

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Tearsaslube posted:

Holy poo poo. I do know people.

I feel like the dead baby and a buzzard is good every once and a while. Like the hosed poo poo you guys do. gently caress. People should see that.

Weird question. Would you voluntarily MK-Ultra yourself? Like forget, or even remember less, if you could? Like eternal sunshine poo poo? Do you think you'd feel guilting for not caring anymore?

Don't answer. There's not a good response.

Write a book

Tearsaslube posted:

Holy poo poo. I do know people.

Don't answer. There's not a good response.

Tearsaslube
Jan 5, 2015

by XyloJW
I'm a bitch human being, but I'm sincere. Sorry man

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGX7v0tdvQU

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Tearsaslube posted:

I'm a bitch human being, but I'm sincere. Sorry man

Nah man, you're cool. Don't let haters, or him, nor Shim, sell you on you being the fool. Tell me your story bro, that you don't mind sharing bro. I'll smoke my sour diesel and wind up caring, you'll type out your words with all of GiP staring and meanwhile I can continue preparing for March One Five and that trail I'm gonna fuckin' hike.

Tearsaslube
Jan 5, 2015

by XyloJW

Obama Africanus posted:

Nah man, you're cool. Don't let haters, or him, nor Shim, sell you on you being the fool. Tell me your story bro, that you don't mind sharing bro. I'll smoke my sour diesel and wind up caring, you'll type out your words with all of GiP staring and meanwhile I can continue preparing for March One Five and that trail I'm gonna fuckin' hike.

Ight. The names and places might change to keep people from doxxing me. Cause people don't need that poo poo.

Yeah. So I was born in '91 in Seattle. My parents moved a bunch around a bunch when I was little. Apparently we lived in federal way when I was really young. Boeing poo poo I guess.

Then moved back to the West coast. It's crazy the poo poo I remember. Being 3. Day care. Transformers. Bullshit like that.

Started kindergarten in the 'zona. My parents always kept a close eye on me. Good and bad, I guess. Like, I watched loving Men in Black and Buzz lightyear the cartoon versions with my dad before he took me to school. I sort of got along in school. I didn't read right away, but I was always friendly with my teachers.

I also watched a poo poo load of magic school bus. We had teachers running some weak science game, and I thought to step up and explain how prisms worked. Said it was like bending light to slow it down so you could see the visible spectrum.

Then came the loving cats program. I hated tests cause I was a head case gently caress up. Didn't do well, but somehow I still ended up with the weird kids. Kids who like drew on their socks and poo poo. Weirded me the gently caress out. I played sports and did "running club" which was my intro into sado maschism.

Got fat around 3rd grade or so. Which was when I had a lovely teach point out my butt chin and introduce the "turn your card" system. Stressed me the gently caress out. Couldn't get past the times tables. hosed up my little league mojo. Didn't make the allstar team. gently caress the politics.

Skip several grades until I got pubes, 7th grade was where it was at. I cut a bunch of weight to play football. Hung out with this dude matt my 6th grade year, made real good friends with the "nerd" kids. Ray, Robbie, Bonita, Daniel, Maddison, and this girl I totally missed out on. Developed my gently caress the police attitude, we wouldn't sit with our assigned, weird class group and instead just tried to blend in with other classes. It was fun.

Freshman year I won the MVP for my football team. Dated this girl a little, but didn't do anything partially because I'm a bitch and partially because my parents and friends sorta cock blocked a little. Pretty sure I was labeled a psychopath and we moved again.

Back north, took a drama class. Had a gay rear end time. Got to take the hottest girl imaginal to prom. Didn't fit in with my class so much. Read the poo poo out of books and tanned outside. Cause I'm loving crazy. Just waitin' till college.

Got into neuroscience. And the 70's. Which can be a bad combo. I had all sorts of poo poo drilled into me though, so it didn't gently caress me up so bad. I didn't become a cartoon villain or batman. Lost my religion. Had the best freshman year imaginable. Dated a girl for real. Most fun of my entire life.

Next year was even better. Got a job at my gym. Read more books. Pretty sure I was "candy flipped" at one point. Against my knowledge. At which point I totally lost my poo poo. I'm smoking a jazz cigarette and wondering about anthological norms. I'm considering chaos theory as I'm checking out basket balls. I'm jerking off and considering the nerve firings going down my spin, the endorphins in my brain. I mostly keep my cool though.

I meet a girl at this gym. Totally make a dick out of myself because while I'm considering the loving fabric of reality, I totally forgot how to be a normal person. I then go through a prolonged period when all of my friends won't talk to me and I totally just shut down.

I sort of get back up again, and fail. I get fat again. I then go back to school. I learn more things, but I live in a single studio apartment. I have no contacts on my phone. My mom calls a few times a week.

I remember that I like law, and get back into that. I remembered that I like hip hop and do that. I finally get my rear end to the gym. I start to feel better.

I get a job and troll internet forums in my spare time. I plan to return to school soon.

terrez
Mar 20, 2012
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/isis-active-in-south-afghanistan-officials-confirm-for-first-time/

quote:

CAMP SHORABAK, Afghanistan -- Afghan officials confirmed for the first time Monday that the extremist Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) is active in the south, recruiting fighters, flying black flags and, according to some sources, even battling Taliban militants.

yesssss kill each other

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

What the gently caress is this poo poo and how is it a current event?

Tearsaslube
Jan 5, 2015

by XyloJW

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

What the gently caress is this poo poo and how is it a current event?

How prism and cats is a NSA program to train smart americans how to be future world police?

E: Nevermind. Totally nuts.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
Greater than 50% chance its just shim talking to himself.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Tearsaslube posted:

Ight. The names and places might change to keep people from doxxing me. Cause people don't need that poo poo.

Yeah. So I was born in '91 in Seattle. My parents moved a bunch around a bunch when I was little. Apparently we lived in federal way when I was really young. Boeing poo poo I guess.

Then moved back to the West coast. It's crazy the poo poo I remember. Being 3. Day care. Transformers. Bullshit like that.

Started kindergarten in the 'zona. My parents always kept a close eye on me. Good and bad, I guess. Like, I watched loving Men in Black and Buzz lightyear the cartoon versions with my dad before he took me to school. I sort of got along in school. I didn't read right away, but I was always friendly with my teachers.

I also watched a poo poo load of magic school bus. We had teachers running some weak science game, and I thought to step up and explain how prisms worked. Said it was like bending light to slow it down so you could see the visible spectrum.

Then came the loving cats program. I hated tests cause I was a head case gently caress up. Didn't do well, but somehow I still ended up with the weird kids. Kids who like drew on their socks and poo poo. Weirded me the gently caress out. I played sports and did "running club" which was my intro into sado maschism.

Got fat around 3rd grade or so. Which was when I had a lovely teach point out my butt chin and introduce the "turn your card" system. Stressed me the gently caress out. Couldn't get past the times tables. hosed up my little league mojo. Didn't make the allstar team. gently caress the politics.

Skip several grades until I got pubes, 7th grade was where it was at. I cut a bunch of weight to play football. Hung out with this dude matt my 6th grade year, made real good friends with the "nerd" kids. Ray, Robbie, Bonita, Daniel, Maddison, and this girl I totally missed out on. Developed my gently caress the police attitude, we wouldn't sit with our assigned, weird class group and instead just tried to blend in with other classes. It was fun.

Freshman year I won the MVP for my football team. Dated this girl a little, but didn't do anything partially because I'm a bitch and partially because my parents and friends sorta cock blocked a little. Pretty sure I was labeled a psychopath and we moved again.

Back north, took a drama class. Had a gay rear end time. Got to take the hottest girl imaginal to prom. Didn't fit in with my class so much. Read the poo poo out of books and tanned outside. Cause I'm loving crazy. Just waitin' till college.

Got into neuroscience. And the 70's. Which can be a bad combo. I had all sorts of poo poo drilled into me though, so it didn't gently caress me up so bad. I didn't become a cartoon villain or batman. Lost my religion. Had the best freshman year imaginable. Dated a girl for real. Most fun of my entire life.

Next year was even better. Got a job at my gym. Read more books. Pretty sure I was "candy flipped" at one point. Against my knowledge. At which point I totally lost my poo poo. I'm smoking a jazz cigarette and wondering about anthological norms. I'm considering chaos theory as I'm checking out basket balls. I'm jerking off and considering the nerve firings going down my spin, the endorphins in my brain. I mostly keep my cool though.

I meet a girl at this gym. Totally make a dick out of myself because while I'm considering the loving fabric of reality, I totally forgot how to be a normal person. I then go through a prolonged period when all of my friends won't talk to me and I totally just shut down.

I sort of get back up again, and fail. I get fat again. I then go back to school. I learn more things, but I live in a single studio apartment. I have no contacts on my phone. My mom calls a few times a week.

I remember that I like law, and get back into that. I remembered that I like hip hop and do that. I finally get my rear end to the gym. I start to feel better.

I get a job and troll internet forums in my spare time. I plan to return to school soon.

He isn't nuts, he's bored. And willing to cop to curiosity and creativity- not bad.

Let's take this to the drunk thread.

Bring your shine box, though.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

This is the Muslim equivalent of biting your own neck.


:stare: What the gently caress ISIS. Now you want our jobs too?!?!. :stare:


What is it with people from places hotter and dryer than here with darker skinned populations?!?


I'm talking globally. From witch doctors in the Amazon, Muzzies, dot AND feather Indians, darker africans®.... etc (Mexicans)



Edit not drunk thread leaving CE alone.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Jan 13, 2015

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

This is the same loving garbage the Afghans have pulled on us for years and we always fall for it.

There is no ISIS in the South; or, there is a bored Talib who got picked last for flag football teams and got inspired by a BBC pirate radio story about ISIS on his way to buy some bacha bazi solace.

Or there is a bored Afghan army general who realizes we weren't kidding about leaving and is shouting anything to keep us from walking out the door (too late, baby).

As it as always been about in Afghanistan, and always will be: MONEY.

These people have accepted they are going to die before the age of 40 if they're lucky (and when you're an illiterate boyfucker without access to running water or clean pussy, why would you want to?). There never was a democratic unified republic we could sell them on, convince them was worth fighting or dying for...we should have gone full George Washington and promised them individual plots of land with bacha bazis harnessed two at a time in oxen yokes to plow the fields, scrape the bulbs, swirl-deliver black tar underneath daddy's foreskin and more dates than Alexander choked to death on. It probably would have amounted to $50 per adult male Afghan, and the whole place would be tamed in 18 months.

Instead we're trying to teach a country full of Neil McCauleys and Chris Shiherlises from HEAT to creep out of sight of their bugout bags and salute their shorts. And amazed it doesn't work. And why would it?

quote:

Afghan officials confirmed

quote:

The sources, including an Afghan general and a provincial governor

quote:

"A number of tribal leaders, jihadi commanders and some ulema (religious council members) and other people have contacted me to tell me that Mullah Rauf had contacted them and invited them to join him," Khan said.

quote:

"People are saying that he has raised black flags and even has tried to bring down white Taliban flags in some areas," said Saifullah Sanginwal, a tribal leader in Sangin district.

quote:

Khan and Akundzada suggested Rauf may have fallen out with the leaders of the Afghan Taliban after spending time in the Pakistani city of Quetta

I hear Afghans cry "ISIS" to the Americans and I think even the Russians weren't this stupid:



I'm probably wrong to be completely honest. There is probably a legit ISIS tribute band rocking the highways, buying up discounted black Tshirts and flags and doing the same poo poo they've always done, and by the time facts are corrupted, so heavy handedly that Chris Metzen would be jealous, into digestible news bites and "reporting" it won't make any loving difference.

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
This event is currently current:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx_CUXrw7K8

Watch Donetsk get blown up! Or listen, really, since the feed switched but hey I got to see what a Grad rocket barrage landing in the dark looks like and nobody will take that away from me.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Neophyte posted:

This event is currently current:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx_CUXrw7K8

Watch Donetsk get blown up! Or listen, really, since the feed switched but hey I got to see what a Grad rocket barrage landing in the dark looks like and nobody will take that away from me.

I've been watching this feed and its boring as gently caress.

A stream of a Friday night in south Chicago has more action than this.

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014
Why the gently caress do those idiots blame me for their shittness?

All I did was went far away and killed fuckers who desperately needed killing by someone. Meanwhile, the government let big corporations poo poo on clean water while extracting natural gas so your fat arse could pay 3 cents less a liter at the pump to drive the 1,400m to work and back every day.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

What the gently caress is this poo poo and how is it a current event?

According to one of my kids, that's Chloe. Its some type of Disney video freak out or something.

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender

Genocide Tendency posted:

I've been watching this feed and its boring as gently caress.

A stream of a Friday night in south Chicago has more action than this.

tboring;dwatch version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBLcYbmUJ3A

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

oh please, that's Lubbock on a calmer than average Fourth of July

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

It's neat watching different sections of street lights go out as stuff gets hit.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Ogrel72 posted:

According to one of my kids, that's Chloe. Its some type of Disney video freak out or something.

Not even that good, so I'm not gonna link it. Two kids in the backseat of the car, they're supposedly dropping the older one (6?) off at school but pass it and ask her if she just wants to ditch school for a trip to Disneyland. She breaks down crying and the little one doesn't give a gently caress, just makes the confused face in the pic.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
The older one was absolutely right. Either the parents actually spent money on a trip to Disneyland (lol) and have already given up on book learnin' and decided she's gonna be a crack whore, or they are exploiting their children's misery for Youtube views.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

kids are all about anticipation of good things and routines so giving them a surprise anything good seems like taking two things they like away from them

but then again given my family history I am probably not a good source of parenting wisdom.

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014
this guy is p cool

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-f-live-TV.html

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Yes he is.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

it's shake and bake and Vlad helped!

Nucken Futz
Oct 30, 2010

by Reene

Yes he is.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



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Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Anyone who gets Boris Johnson's seal of approval is OK in my book.

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