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I do enjoy the MadThad posts, but gimme some more sweet STDH A poor execution of the "faux regret" gambit, clearly a journeyman poster and not a true master of the STDH craft.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 01:49 |
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EmmyOk posted:I do enjoy the MadThad posts, but gimme some more sweet STDH I can't believe that 16,000 people thought that was believable, or even something worth celebrating. Why does the internet fetishize incest so much???
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 01:53 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:I can't believe that 16,000 people thought that was believable, or even something worth celebrating. Why does the internet fetishize incest so much??? Simple math, dear tomato! One hot girl plus one hot girl equals TWO hot girls! Also, like let's assume that twins would be like any other set of well adjusted siblings and would probably not want to see each other naked, let alone in a sexual context. Imagine how much of a stud you would have to be to convince them to let those silly convictions go, so that they could both gently caress you ASAP! I really don't know. It probably doesn't go beyond my first answer in most cases because people are loving stupid as hell.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 02:47 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:I can't believe that 16,000 people thought that was believable, or even something worth celebrating. Why does the internet fetishize incest so much??? Not only that, but what is the revenge? I really don't care who has sex with my brother as long as it's consensual, because he is an adult. The only way I could see this being revenge against their brother is if they are underage, but that makes the person who did it total scum, not a badass sexhaver.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:20 |
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Lowly posted:Not only that, but what is the revenge? Maybe the stdh meme author is one of those southern "If'n anyones gun' gently caress MAH sisser iss gun' be ME" types? You know, they vet the boyfriends, 'protect' their sister, secretly covet them, etc. etc. edit: hope any southern goons aren't too offended
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:46 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:Maybe the stdh meme author is one of those southern "If'n anyones gun' gently caress MAH sisser iss gun' be ME" types? You know, they vet the boyfriends, 'protect' their sister, secretly covet them, etc. etc. Ugh, southerners.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 05:19 |
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okay
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 05:32 |
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this would have been funny/edgy in the 1950s
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 05:49 |
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I remember getting this as a forward to my Lycos email account.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 06:07 |
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Wait did none of her friends point out that they weren't invited to this party?
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 06:54 |
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Lamebook is a treasure trove of STDH. Almost as good as NAR/NAW
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 07:03 |
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Ski piste.quote:Trying To Get Through Her Thick Helmet
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 08:49 |
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As per usual, the censoring of words like crap and hell really takes me out of it. Like, if she was calling someone a loving oval office or something like that then feel free to censor it but stuff like crap and hell aren't swearing.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 08:52 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Ski piste. Even in his stdh this person loses in the end Also I noticed in stdh land all men are always "big" guys and all women petite.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 08:54 |
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Testekill posted:As per usual, the censoring of words like crap and hell really takes me out of it. Like, if she was calling someone a loving oval office or something like that then feel free to censor it but stuff like crap and hell aren't swearing. Maybe she said" this piece of oval office is broken"
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 08:55 |
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So they were learning to ski by going off-piste?
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:11 |
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Some oval office posted posted:I hardly talk about this at all to anyone, and I've never ever told or plan to tell my family, but when I saw the few other posts talking about their PTSD, I felt maybe it might help if I got some of it off my chest. This will be the last and only time I ever go into this much detail about why I have PTSD. Pardon if I ramble a bit. Bolding mine
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 14:35 |
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Yes, why would you post about your PTSD using maymays on a site with funny pictures?
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 14:50 |
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New army psych procedures prescribe the use of wacky bear macros as an effective treatment for ptsd
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 17:00 |
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quote:(My manager doesn’t like being shouted at by anyone, and looks directly at the customer.) What the gently caress is so special about looking at the person you're talking to?
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Araenna posted:What the gently caress is so special about looking at the person you're talking to? Think about who probably wrote that.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 20:02 |
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My manager, who showers daily and does not have the orange glow of cheeto dust creeping out of the crags of his face,
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 20:09 |
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My mom has a bunch of these types of jokes from where she used to work. She and her coworkers would print them out and pass them around (pre-email days) to give everyone a good, if occasionally off-color, chuckle during the day. She has this actual one except it's not told from the p.o.v of the farter, just in third person, and the farter is actually the husband. This would have been in the early 80's, maybe late 70's. Joke's older than most people posting in this thread, I imagine. also: In the version my mom had, the farting husband is like the boss or some other high authority figure in the company, and is constantly ripping these hellfire farts at home to the chagrin of his wife. His employees are the ones invited to the dinner party. sweeperbravo has a new favorite as of 20:13 on Jan 13, 2015 |
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"Being a single mom, doing it all alone, this means A LOT"
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 22:06 |
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How petty can you go with those? Today I did well at work and my boss promised me a new headset for my workstation? I squatted to poo poo in a bush and found a penny? I survived a whole day on food that I made for myself? By the way, I'm a blind mentally ill veteran of thirteen wars and my grandmother is dying from ebola. Thanks for your support.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 22:37 |
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Imgur is full of "I'm one of those people you hate but I do things the way you like so you don't hate me" memes. "I'm black and I sure hate when black people talk during movies!" "I'm a woman and I love giving blowjobs to my boyfriend all day long!" "I'm a single mom and I make sure my kids don't bother anyone at a super market!"
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 22:46 |
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I'm a black single mother and I love giving blowjobs to my kids!
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 23:02 |
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I do it during movies so I couldn't talk if I wanted to!
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 23:09 |
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kazil posted:"I'm a woman and I love giving blowjobs to my boyfriend all day long!" STDH david... posted:I'm a black single mother and I love giving blowjobs to my kids! Dude, I actually did a spittake when I read this.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 23:11 |
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I swear, there are several stdh.txt on imgur every day now.stdh.txt posted:My roommate my freshman year seven years ago was a hard partier who had game to spare. Every night, for the first few weeks, he would bring a girl back to the dorm. Though I enjoyed my fair share of parties and late night trysts, I was considerate and would only engage in genital darts and orgasmic exchange when he was not in the dorm. One morning, I was sick of it. I ordered an electronic fart machine online. Upon its arrival a couple days later, I wrapped it in a shirt and shoved it under his bed along with his collection of garbage (you can guess this guy's living habits). The trap was set. That Friday night, he brought back a girl he'd seduced a couple times already. I rolled over, remote in hand, and waited. Foreplay begins, so much licking and lip smacking. The clothes come off. I continue to wait. Insertion, low cooing. I activate the fart machine. Perfection. Though I cannot recall the precise dialogue to this day, I'm sure it went something like this... Girl: "...wtf was that?" Collin: "...was that you?" Girl: "...whatever" *intercourse resumes* I press it again. More magic. Girl: "ok now wtf Collin" Collin: "stop farting (name)" Girl: "that definitely ain't me... omg it stinks!" (she actually makes up the fact the she smells it. #sobasic) Collin: "omg, what the hell" Girl: "ugh, let's just go to sleep" The pressure in me from holding back the laughter each night was like gravity collapsing dying stars. This same situation repeated every night for the next week. He suspected nothing. He never brought another girl back to the dorm, and his reputation was... soiled. (He was fine; probably got his sex on going to the girls' dorms after this)
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 00:10 |
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The way the text is placed on the bear makes it look like the roommate started having sex as revenge for the fart machine. Sounds like it is the stdh writer who is, in fact, #sobasic I kinda like that interpretation better though. Like there's just all these kinky fart-fetish girls that are all up in this guys room now that he's become some kind of legendary gaseous Blarney Stone that everyone wants to go see.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 00:32 |
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sweeperbravo posted:The way the text is placed on the bear makes it look like the roommate started having sex as revenge for the fart machine. Sounds like it is the stdh writer who is, in fact, #sobasic Would you say, in this interpretation, that it back-fired?
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 00:47 |
That really is the only way to interpret it.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 00:54 |
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Ray banned.quote:Sunglass And Hit Station
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 10:35 |
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Your Computer posted:I swear, there are several stdh.txt on imgur every day now. Are fart machines really a thing you can buy?
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 10:35 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Are fart machines really a thing you can buy? Yes. You can get them with remote controls so you can activate it from a distance.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 10:42 |
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http://www.amazon.com/T-J-Wiseman-Remote-Controlled-Machine/dp/B0006L1ILIquote:As seen on Howard Stern. You can now FART wherever and whenever you'd like. This is your chance to impress or gross out your friends and family. This is the new and improved fart machine! The fart machine makes 15 new different fart sounds (SOUNDS SO REAL!). Fart Machine has boom box technology. what is this?? Well let's just say these fart noises can't sound any more real! It has 2 pieces - the remote transmitter (battery included) and the speaker which requires one 9 volt battery (not included) Remote works through walls and can range up to 100 feet! Use it anywhere - at parties, school, movies, office, in a baby's diaper or in the Thanksgiving Turkey! Hide the sound box, then press the remote control at the appropriate time to "let it rip"! This unit even comes with stick pads to hide the speaker under chairs or tables! I'd recommend washing it between placing it in the baby's diaper and the Thanksgiving turkey.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 11:47 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:http://www.amazon.com/T-J-Wiseman-Remote-Controlled-Machine/dp/B0006L1ILI "Impress or gross out your friends!" If your friends are impressed by a recording of a fart sound, maybe you should stop hanging out with toddlers.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 11:53 |
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Pretty telling that they all feel the need to edit in order to tell internet strangers that it definitely happened.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 13:19 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Ray banned. "Forcibly removed" wow I'm almost at full BINGO with that one.
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