The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Monday_ posted:

This is a bootleg copy of Itchy and Scratchy Meet Fritz the Cat. Because of it's frank depiction of sex and narcotic consumption, it is not for infantile intellects such as yours. Now toodle-oo.

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Godfather 3 (good version)

# ? Jan 13, 2015 23:05

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Yyeeeess!?

Jerusalem posted:

Why do you talk like that?

I had a stroke!

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Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

IMJack posted:

Yyeeeess!?

I had a stroke!

Now, under "heart attacks", you crossed out "three" and wrote "zero."

# ? Jan 13, 2015 23:42

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Ainsley McTree posted:

Now, under "heart attacks", you crossed out "three" and wrote "zero."

I'm sorry, I thought that said brain haemorrhages!

# ? Jan 14, 2015 00:47

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Striking Yak posted:

I'm sorry, I thought that said brain haemorrhages!

...uh-huh.

# ? Jan 14, 2015 02:57

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Ainsley McTree posted:

Now, under "heart attacks", you crossed out "three" and wrote "zero."

In the space marked: DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE, he wrote: "OK."

# ? Jan 14, 2015 04:26

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Well, CharlieFoxtrot, your uncle George Bailey used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshalls to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again.

# ? Jan 14, 2015 05:06

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

Well, CharlieFoxtrot, your uncle George Bailey used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshalls to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again.

I think his name is Mother Jeru-ru now.

# ? Jan 14, 2015 05:12

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Root Bear posted:

In the space marked: DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE, he wrote: "OK."

Argh... Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

# ? Jan 14, 2015 07:19

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

mrfart posted:

Argh... Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

_{I think he's talking to you.}

# ? Jan 14, 2015 13:40

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Do over Ham posted:

Well, CharlieFoxtrot, your uncle George Bailey used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshalls to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again.

Listen to the moderators in your sub-forum, and not the posters in your quote thread, like a certain goon did one grave December mourn.

# ? Jan 14, 2015 14:28

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Mister Kingdom posted:

_{I think he's talking to you.}

...

It's a ring toss game.

# ? Jan 14, 2015 16:00

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mira posted:

...

It's a ring toss game.

You're failing, Mira. What is it about you and failure?

# ? Jan 14, 2015 16:35

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Monday_ posted:

You're failing, Mira. What is it about you and failure?

I'm not principal of the quote thread, Monday.

# ? Jan 14, 2015 17:03

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mira posted:

I'm not principal of the quote thread, Monday.

And you never will be.

# ? Jan 14, 2015 17:16

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Mira posted:

I'm not principal of the quote thread, Monday.

I'm in the lines! You got a problem, go tell your Monday.

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Monday_ posted:

You're failing, Mira. What is it about you and failure?

Sometimes I think you want to fail!

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Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

TMMadman posted:

Sometimes I think you want to fail!

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Ainsley McTree posted:

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Can't win, don't try, gotcha!

# ? Jan 14, 2015 20:09

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Ainsley McTree posted:

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

I don't know, Ainsley. Trying is the first step towards failure.

# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:27

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Can't win, don't try, gotcha!

Can't talk.See Flanders, later sex.

# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:55

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

CatchrNdRy posted:

Can't talk.See Flanders, later sex.

Now let me treat you to a mid priced meal and night of efficient German zex.

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Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

Skeesix posted:

Now let me treat you to a mid priced meal and night of efficient German zex.

Well, you can't argue with results.

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

CatchrNdRy posted:

Can't talk.See Flanders, later sex.

If we don't come back, avenge our deaths!

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Sturmtiger IV: Jun 20, 2004; So is that thing a robot or a monkey or what

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

If we don't come back, avenge our deaths!

That'll show him for messin' with my termater. :smug:

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Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Well, you can't argue with results.

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Everything Counts posted:

2 entin and jolly.... wert......?

makes fart noises with armpit

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

2 entin and jolly.... wert......?

makes fart noises with armpit

Let me get this straight. We're behind the rest of the thread and we're going to catch up to them by going slower than they are?

Cuckoo!

# ? Jan 15, 2015 05:29

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

Let me get this straight.

Oh be nice! :gay:

# ? Jan 15, 2015 06:02

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

Oh be nice!

You know me, Jerusalem. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAMING!

# ? Jan 15, 2015 07:20

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

You know me, Jerusalem. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAMING!

Do you even know what you're angry about anymore?

# ? Jan 15, 2015 07:38

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Jerusalem posted:

Do you even know what you're angry about anymore?

Uh-oh, something's gonna die...

# ? Jan 15, 2015 08:23

skooma512: Feb 8, 2012; You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Uh-oh, something's gonna die...

Liiiiisa, don't eat meeeeee

# ? Jan 15, 2015 08:36

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

skooma512 posted:

Liiiiisa, don't eat meeeeee

Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?

# ? Jan 15, 2015 08:58

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Do you even know what you're angry about anymore?

- Bill of Rights
- Grandpa
- fat free lard
- gravity
- Emmys
- Darwin
- H2WHOA!
- Billy Crystal
- God
- Soloflex
- the boy
- Stern Lecture Plumbing
- Econo Save

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