|
blowfish posted:
Sword fights are also about keeping your blade between you and your opponent and using it to close your opponent's lines of attack.The Hutt could actually win though because Leia is so oblivious he put herself in a position where it could just seize her with its tail and crush her without her being able to see it coming or react in any way, or overpower her with a strong blow and knock her down because she's off balance striking a stupid pose for the camera instead of staying planted and thus unable to put any power behind her swings or parry an incoming attack. Although the hutt's gimping himself with his own grip--he seems dimly aware that a lightsaber is a two-handed sword but cannot fathom why it is or how to use a two-handed sword (you put your hands some distance apart and use the hilt as a lever, you don't flail it around like a baseball bat). Also has any Jedi made a buckler out of cortosis or freak metal and tried one-handed sword and buckler combat?
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 00:29
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 4, 2024 00:22 |
|
|
muscles like this? posted:Lucas is now saying that he was totally going to be directing Episode 7 himself (with a release date this year) but then Disney showed up and bought the property from him before he could. Link because this is insane
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 00:30
|
|
|
Disney saves Star Wars who would've thought
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 00:41
|
|
|
Actually, what he said was weirder. He said he planned out a new third trilogy himself and was going to make the first movie... Then sell to Disney. Like, he only cared enough to make one movie, and that was hypothetically. Still, I think it's a loss we won't get to see more Lucas Star Wars 
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 00:42
|
|
|
MariusLecter posted:Disney saves Star Wars To be fair, loving Jack Chick could have saved Star Wars after what George produced.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 00:46
|
|
|
Moola posted:Link because this is insane Can't wait for Luke Skywalker to be saved by the Guardians of the Galaxy. Will be a pretty good twist I think.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 01:46
|
|
|
Obscure Sith Lords: Darth Icky Darth Insanious Darth Sinista Darth Murder Darth Halitosious Darth Brooks Darth Badgai
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 02:21
|
|
|
Darth Merenghi - Do not underestimate the power of the Darkplace edit: There's no way that joke has not already been made multiple times. How about Darth Ooooooooooooooooh, but you say it like you're a ghost. More or less stupid than Darth Tyrannus? Last one; Darth Thisguy,thisguyisnotmykindofguy freethought fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jan 14, 2015 |
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 02:39
|
|
|
Lote posted:Darth Sinista Darth Sinistar would be pretty cool. Might be hard for a talking Norwegian flag to use a lightsaber though.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 03:15
|
|
freethought posted:Darth Merenghi - Do not underestimate the power of the Darkplace I love how Darth Tyrannus was used once....ONCE in the entire prequel.
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 03:47
|
|
|
I'd watch the low-budget cgi cartoon about Darth Tyrannosaurus
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 03:54
|
|
|
Hingehead posted:I love how Darth Tyrannus was used once....ONCE in the entire prequel. Yeah, they just kept calling him Count Dooku, which is even worse. What was he the count of anyway? How did he even become count? It can't have been hereditary, he was a Jedi, ripped from his mothers teat practically. Had he become a count since leaving? How does one go about becoming a count? Ugh Lucas, what a count.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 03:57
|
|
|
Lote posted:Obscure Sith Lords: Who you tryin' to get crazy with, ese?  Don't you know I'm sitho?
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 04:07
|
|
|
Hingehead posted:I love how Darth Tyrannus was used once....ONCE in the entire prequel. Umm... Jango Fett says he was recruited by a man named Tyrannus.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 04:08
|
|
|
redshirt posted:Umm... Jango Fett says he was recruited by a man named Tyrannus. Prequels redeemed.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 04:13
|
|
redshirt posted:Umm... Jango Fett says he was recruited by a man named Tyrannus. He didnt say DARTH Tyrannus. edit: Also like how Cooku Dount is hardly recognized as a sith. He was just.......THERE. How long was he in AOTC? probably 10 minutes at the very end. Who is he? Why do we care about him? Why is he the bad guy? Oh....he escaped...and he talks to Darth Sidious. Cut to ROTS, How long was Dooku in the movie? Oh....3 minutes....and he's dead......oh....He was just....kind of there. Hingehead fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Jan 14, 2015 |
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 04:21
|
|
|
Hingehead posted:He didnt say DARTH Tyrannus. He's no dummy, he's not telling a Jedi he's working for a Sith. It's implied. One of the many subtle touches in the prequels.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 04:22
|
|
|
Hingehead posted:He didnt say DARTH Tyrannus. Sheev calls Dooku DarthTyrannus at the end of Episode II but its literally the only time in the movies where he's called that.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 04:24
|
|
|
Woolie Wool posted:Sword fights are also about keeping your blade between you and your opponent and using it to close your opponent's lines of attack.The Hutt could actually win though because Leia is so oblivious he put herself in a position where it could just seize her with its tail and crush her without her being able to see it coming or react in any way, or overpower her with a strong blow and knock her down because she's off balance striking a stupid pose for the camera instead of staying planted and thus unable to put any power behind her swings or parry an incoming attack. I hate that this came from inside the thread.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 04:55
|
|
|
fuckingtest posted:https://thescene.com/watch/wired/angry-nerd-is-darth-disney-destroying-star-wars-expanded-universe I don't think this guy has the powerful rally cry that he thinks he does.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 05:29
|
|
|
Woolie Wool posted:
Not a Jedi, no. 
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 06:25
|
|
|
how the gently caress does a hutt jedi not die in 2 seconds?
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 06:52
|
|
|
quote:...Hutts have the unusual ability to metabolize Cortosis and have been known to consume crushed ore to render their flesh resistant to Jedi weapons
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 06:59
|
|
|
Nostalgia4Infinity posted:...Hutts have the unusual ability to metabolize Cortosis and have been known to consume crushed ore to render their flesh resistant to Jedi weapons HHAHAHhahahahHAHAHAHAhqa
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 07:00
|
|
|
lol
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 07:01
|
|
|
I wonder if that would make them resistant to being choked to death. Might be useful for any random Hutt to do, might make them blaster resistant too.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 07:07
|
|
|
Force-choking is limited to middle-aged men and pregnant women, duh. Of course it wouldn't work on a hutt  Choking a hutt would be hard though, you'd have to use both arms. It'd think you were hugging it.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 11:12
|
|
|
Calico Heart posted:Choking a hutt would be hard though, you'd have to use both arms. It'd think you were hugging it. I bet if you did enough blow you could strangle the gently caress outta a hutt.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 12:17
|
|
|
Calico Heart posted:Force-choking is limited to middle-aged men and pregnant women, duh. Of course it wouldn't work on a hutt Are force hugs still canon? How did Jabba get from his palace to the barge anyway?
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 12:57
|
|
|
freethought posted:force hugs lmao now I wanna see this in action
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 13:09
|
|
|
okay but it makes obi wan real grumpy
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 13:10
|
|
|
freethought posted:Are force hugs still canon? 
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 14:43
|
|
|
do you think when mickey is loving minnie he ever gets weirded out that they look identical
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 14:45
|
|
|
david... posted:do you think when mickey is loving minnie he ever gets weirded out that they look identical That's his fetish
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 15:08
|
|
|
necroid posted:lmao now I wanna see this in action Wait, this didn't happen in the EU? Leia didn't give little Jacen Solo enough force hugs when he was growing up? Explains a lot.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 15:34
|
|
|
Blue milk is the gateway drug to the dark side
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 15:50
|
|
|
Is the hutt cortosis thing real
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 16:06
|
|
|
freethought posted:Yeah, they just kept calling him Count Dooku, which is even worse. What was he the count of anyway? How did he even become count? It can't have been hereditary, he was a Jedi, ripped from his mothers teat practically. Had he become a count since leaving? How does one go about becoming a count? Ugh Lucas, what a count. He going to be a count, instead joined the Jedi, and then left the Jedi to assume his hereditary role as count because, you know, money. edit: not to say that it isn't dumb as gently caress. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Jan 14, 2015 |
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 16:12
|
|
|
why did a jedi killing robot have a cough
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 16:24
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 4, 2024 00:22 |
|
|
Lote posted:Obscure Sith Lords: Darth Hitler 
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2015 16:24
|
|
