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Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

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Chard
Aug 24, 2010




This man has been severely disappointed by Anime Titties Webzine

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





"This isn't Forbes"

himajinga
Mar 19, 2003

Und wenn du lange in einen Schuh blickst, blickt der Schuh auch in dich hinein.

NotAnArtist posted:

I'm an HR manager and I had to turn down a highly qualified applicant because she had her knuckles and neck visibly tattooed. It was a shame because she would have really complemented our staff portfolio however our public image is highly sensitive.

Wait, don't you have knuckle tattoos? or is that :thejoke:

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts



In physics class you have to design a safety device that will save an egg from a drop out the window and everyone made huge bulky styrofoam poo poo they whittled down to have no corners and parachutes that didn't deploy or some kind of egg and its own trampoline monstrosity and one girl just put a rubber band around an egg carton section to keep the cups together and it worked and we all hated her for trusting in the peoples whose loving job it was to keep eggs from breaking. This is much less of a fall than out a three story window so I don't even know what to think. Probably the difference between one carton falling and forty cartons falling on top of that one carton falling.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Serperoth posted:

"This isn't futa"

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

FinalGamer posted:

Oh no Scrappy is in this show too.

As a model. In a museum. This is the only thing they say about him.



Well I hope they at least left in Vincent van Ghoul and Flim-Flam.


FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

stubblyhead posted:

Well I hope they at least left in Vincent van Ghoul and Flim-Flam.
Yes to the former, he's a recurring character who gets his own episode, no to the latter.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Eruonen posted:

I watched it with my little sister and actually it's bad and not good.



I find it amusing that his face is the thing they chose to pixelate.


That guy, on the other hand, looks completely unamused by his pornography.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Smashmouth, unload the truck

:douche:

Useless
Sep 13, 2003
I'm keeping three or four fingers crossed you get a buick up the ass before the night is over.

Random Stranger posted:

That guy, on the other hand, looks completely unamused by his pornography.

Twist ending, he's a government pornography inspector and the work day just won't end.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such


I hope he's talking about writing a paper for school :stare:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I guess he's ready to make a shitload of omelettes.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Mezzanine posted:

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring?

Not only that, but if you throw it there's a good chance it will come back!

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



I'm unsure if this person would be one of the okay nerds who doesn't quote the internet 100% of the time or one of those people that thinks yelling "FAIL" is top quality humor. But probably the latter.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

FactsAreUseless posted:

Yes to the former, he's a recurring character who gets his own episode, no to the latter.

I was mostly joking, but I'm impressed that they reached back for something that probably 10 people besides myself even remember. How about Red Herring?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


stubblyhead posted:

I was mostly joking, but I'm impressed that they reached back for something that probably 10 people besides myself even remember. How about Red Herring?

Nobody wants to admit Pup Named Scooby Doo exists.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Len posted:

I'm unsure if this person would be one of the okay nerds who doesn't quote the internet 100% of the time or one of those people that thinks yelling "FAIL" is top quality humor. But probably the latter.

Looks like a woman, and possibly high school. So, probably just thought it was cute!

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

One time I went and volunteered at a food bank and they had a semi-crushed pallet of eggs donated, and my job was to sort through the eggs and find the whole ones and rinse them off. It would have been fine because the eggs were all fresh because they were refrigerated, but they had to be rinsed in cold water, and it was just so cold and miserable. I hope somebody really enjoyed those eggs.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

stubblyhead posted:

I was mostly joking, but I'm impressed that they reached back for something that probably 10 people besides myself even remember. How about Red Herring?

No Red Herring, but Harlon Ellison has a recurring role as himself.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

DoctorWhat posted:

No Red Herring, but Harlon Ellison has a recurring role as himself.
Also, there is a horror novelist in Mystery Inc. called HP Hatecraft...who is voiced by the same actor who played Dr. Herbert West in Reanimator which is an awesome loving meta-reference.

Also Velma becomes legit-awesome:

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005


Could be worse

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

stubblyhead posted:

Well I hope they at least left in Vincent van Ghoul and Flim-Flam.

Flim-Flam appears as a statue too, and Daphne comments that he's facing 25 to life.

Dr Christmas has a new favorite as of 04:30 on Jan 14, 2015

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Buff Skeleton posted:

Could be worse



The driver getting out of that truck would have looked like a Three Stooges skit

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Useless posted:

Twist ending, he's a government pornography inspector and the work day just won't end.

A career that can never be completed.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
I like to believe he's part of an FBI child pornography unit, sorting through a gentleman's particularly unorganized porn folder.

I like to believe that they measure such pornography in bytes.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

SomeJazzyRat posted:

I like to believe he's part of an FBI child pornography unit, sorting through a gentleman's particularly unorganized porn folder.

I like to believe that they measure such pornography in bytes.

Fun fact, the child pornography division of the FBI has a maximum workload for evidence review employees before they put them onto other tasks to prevent permanent psychological scarring.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Quick look at this cute piggy slipping before this thread derails into more Scooby Doo chat.

It's a video but whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvvBWvgitbs

Felix_Cat
Sep 15, 2008

Humphreys posted:

Quick look at this cute piggy slipping before this thread derails into more Scooby Doo chat.

Of the six suggested videos I got after watching that, one was how to butcher a pig and another was how to field dress a wild pig. Not cool youtube, not cool.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Felix_Cat posted:

Of the six suggested videos I got after watching that, one was how to butcher a pig and another was how to field dress a wild pig. Not cool youtube, not cool.

I didn't get any thing even remotely like that so I don't think you can rightfully blame youtube on this one. Why do you want to kill pigs so much, that is the question I want to ask you.

Dudeabides
Jul 26, 2009

"You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Pickles are Soylent Green now...

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
While what I've seen of it has been pretty amazing, the most stupendous thing about Mystery Inc was that it was so good that it made people immediately forget Shaggy & Scooby Doo Get A Clue even existing, which was a just absolutely dreadful series that lasted two seasons on WB's Saturday Morning block. First and foremost, the art and animation are just bad. Then the plot involves Shaggy and Scoobert getting an inheritance from Shaggy's rich inventor uncle that allows them to make the mystery machine transform in wacky ways, get a robot sidekick, and get "nano-powered" scooby snacks that give Scooby random powers. Then they get pursued by an evil mad scientist (oddly named Dr. Phibes). Also, the rest of the gang make appearances but aren't involved in the actual adventures. It's just unbelievably bad.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Buff Skeleton posted:

Could be worse



Looks like the truck's over-easy.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Modern Day Hercules posted:

I didn't get any thing even remotely like that so I don't think you can rightfully blame youtube on this one. Why do you want to kill pigs so much, that is the question I want to ask you.

I got the pig slaughter related videos too. I did not appreciate that and I don't go youtubing pig murders so don't blame this on us.

BurnBlackJay
May 31, 2011

by Lowtax

kazil posted:

No one cares about your lovely childhood.

I do .

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Krinkle posted:

I got the pig slaughter related videos too. I did not appreciate that and I don't go youtubing pig murders so don't blame this on us.

I didn't get a single thing even remotely related to a single pig dying or even just having a bad time. It is therefor your loving fault. You might not have youtubed pig murders, but you either youtubed things that would suggest you enjoy pig murder, or you secretly enjoy pig murder and youtube knows this. It's your fault.

PopRocks
Jul 4, 2003

WTF am I reading?
Crossposting from the tinder.txt thread, the most Mormon photo ever:



"Where's a picture where I look cute? Oh right the baby funeral! Who doesn't like a nice family pic?"

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Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008
Why the gently caress do baby coffins always look like coolers? There's no reason they couldn't put some wood grain on them at the very least. I usually don't even realize that it's a goddamn funeral when I see these pictures until someone points it out because of this.

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