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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

The top Seven Samurai of all time





Also, apparently this is actually pretty good. Has anyone seen it?

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Jan 12, 2015

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
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The Way This L.A.P.D. Officer Tells This South African His Diplomatic Immunity Has Been Revoked Will Surprise You

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Vagabundo posted:

The top Seven Samurai of all time





Also, apparently this is actually pretty good. Has anyone seen it?



I only just heard of it, but it has the daughter from The Guest, so I'm definitely going to see it.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

You Won't Believe What The First Rule Of Fight Club Is?

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Vagabundo posted:

Also, apparently this is actually pretty good. Has anyone seen it?



ANOTHER David Mitchell?!

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Surlaw posted:

"Clickbait film" is the worst term of the year so far.

Haha, I agree and apologize.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I only just heard of it, but it has the daughter from The Guest, so I'm definitely going to see it.

I loving adore the director's previous film, so I'm really excited.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

fatherboxx posted:

ANOTHER David Mitchell?!

It's confusing enough that both comedian David Mitchell and author David Mitchell write books. Now those two David Mitchells just need to get into film directing.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Watch Ryan Reynolds attempt to navigate his way through the Uncanny Valley in "The Voices".

BiggestOrangeTree
May 19, 2008
This man made a ton of money with a subpar prequel trilogy to a beloved franchise, Star Wars fans hate him!

One amazing trick studios use to lure you into theaters!

What IS The Matrix? Click here to find out!

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Did Ryan Reynolds get hit by some kind of de-aging ray? He looks like a gangly 17 year old on that poster.

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?
Watch This Shocking Video and Try to Say You Wouldn't Spit On Their Graves, Too

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




TheJoker138 posted:

Did Ryan Reynolds get hit by some kind of de-aging ray? He looks like a gangly 17 year old on that poster.

I was gonna say!

Also a de-careering ray. Wait, I guess that was Green Lantern.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
Can we make a photoshop thread for clickbait movie titles? Or does New GBS suck at those, too?

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

go make one, and find out!

echoplex
Mar 5, 2008

Stainless Style

I don't see Ricardo Montalban on the credits...

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

That's back problems from R.O.T.O.R.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


I didn't know that Ted Danson was originally Jack Deth.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


I decided I needed to see this immediately, and thankfully it's on Amazon Prime right now.

A shame the poster doesn't use the trailer's tagline: "Jack Deth is back, and he's never even been here before."

Goldskull
Feb 20, 2011

Trancers is a legit good film. Not so sure about 2,3,4 & 5 though, I'll let you know once I've watched them.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Not a poster but this goddamn nightmare needs to be posted somewhere.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Oh, I know the answer to that question on top. Poe wrote on all three.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Yodzilla posted:

Not a poster but this goddamn nightmare needs to be posted somewhere.



boyhood sucked but it was amusing seeing them film their boring plod of a movie in my old highschool


e: Trancers is amazing, and it got a bluray release recently. Beautifully shot fight scene with a santa and a blade runner

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
Boyhood was fantastic, and I never really noticed how quickly he grew up in 1 year.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


What the gently caress is wrong with you

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Tomero_the_Great posted:

The beady black eyes and beady little teeth leads me to believe that this kid is in fact part bat.

So that's what happened to batboy!

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Yodzilla posted:

Not a poster but this goddamn nightmare needs to be posted somewhere.


I'm not even sure what you're criticizing, but that lighting sure is awful.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Halloween Jack posted:

I'm not even sure what you're criticizing, but that lighting sure is awful.

I would guess the fact that all three versions of him look like creepy, wax dolls with half melted faces.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________
Funny that they turned Nick Stahl into some kid but didn't alter his drug-addled face.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


I hated this movie and am perplexed that it was created by the same person as Persepolis/Chicken With Plums. The poster does capture the wide-eyed autistic look that Reynolds has throughout though. I don't mean that in the pejorative, he plays an actual autistic.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Yodzilla posted:

Not a poster but this goddamn nightmare needs to be posted somewhere.



"I WILL FIND HIM!"

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

CelticPredator posted:

"I WILL FIND HIM!"

Holy gently caress, it's uncanny :vince:

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




No seriously, what does clickbait movie mean?

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

corn in the bible posted:

boyhood sucked but it was amusing seeing them film their boring plod of a movie in my old highschool


e: Trancers is amazing, and it got a bluray release recently. Beautifully shot fight scene with a santa and a blade runner

The movie was amazing, and I don't even normally like Richard Linklater.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Invalid Validation posted:

No seriously, what does clickbait movie mean?

A movie about ethics in games journalism.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Yodzilla posted:

Not a poster but this goddamn nightmare needs to be posted somewhere.



It seems like an interesting concept, filming a movie over a period of time to watch the characters grow, but isn't the same thing like Harry Potter, where we watched the same kids grow up over a decade?


Or any long running tv series?

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Davros1 posted:

It seems like an interesting concept, filming a movie over a period of time to watch the characters grow, but isn't the same thing like Harry Potter, where we watched the same kids grow up over a decade?


Or any long running tv series?

Not in the space of 2 hours no? I mean there's what, 7, Harry Potter movies? It's a singular achievement, which is why it probably sticks out.

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


How many of those do you get under three hours, though, and actually come out without the "chosen one" narrative (Potter) or an increasingly ridiculous series of "very special" events as they stretch vainly to maintain some sort of ratings buoyancy as the zeitgeist passes them.

Boyhood's more like taking the Antoine Doinel movies and digging through everything that happens to him between 400 Blows and Stolen Kisses and making a movie out of bits and pieces of that.

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morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
I also assume the movie has positives other than "look at this kid at different ages"

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