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flakeloaf posted:display's not good enough, it should print out the list on proprietary paper, along with coupons for things you've searched for on amazon or liked on g+ don't forget the "special offers"
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Main Paineframe posted:holy poo poo this guy is great (in a super-evil kind of way) chahal is a predatory monster and is not great in any way
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kalstrams posted:what happened to kickstarter with small chips or sth like that to track your lost socks etc, btw? it was total idiot garbage or a scam like everything else on kickstarter? hth
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seriously what's Soylents plan like, they wanna grow and feed people who aren't techbros in theory but what's their growth story? replacing food for low income families? do they realize how classist and paternalist that sounds? (lol no) "Oh, the poor can only afford mcdonalds? Let's give them healthy tasteless nutrient shakes" "we'll call it: Soylent"
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Jan 16, 2015 18:37
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feed the third world with overpriced incomplete nutritional supplements that require high-tech manufacture, packaging, and distribution
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Jan 16, 2015 18:38
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Jan 16, 2015 18:39
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TMZ posted:seriously what's Soylents plan to get a contract from some abusive tech company like FB or Google that wants to put coder noses to grindstones even harder. they only need one big sale
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Jan 16, 2015 18:43
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infernal machines posted:feed the third world with overpriced incomplete nutritional supplements that require high-tech manufacture, packaging, and distribution okay so you won't trust us to vaccinate your children against polio, and the last time we came here we stole your children and turned them into a form of currency, and before that we redrew your borders and named the new countries after ourselves and then hosed off and let you fight it out but now we're back with a mostly-tasteless powder that we promise you is nutritious food even though we don't eat it because we know how a pot works
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flakeloaf posted:okay so you won't trust us to vaccinate your children against polio, and the last time we came here we stole your children and turned them into a form of currency, and before that we redrew your borders and named the new countries after ourselves and then hosed off and let you fight it out
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FMguru posted:maybe throw in some fragile laptop computers that dont work like any other laptop computers on earth as a deal sweetner? don't throw them in, throw them out! (of a helicopter and next to a village and just hope for the best while flying away)
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Jan 16, 2015 18:55
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flakeloaf posted:we don't eat it because we know how a pot works nice racism
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:nice racism so my father told me an interesting story of how this one nomadic tribe in africa prepares their meals....
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Main Paineframe posted:internet_of_things.txt infernal machines posted:i hope you also noticed that it's an iOS screenshot photoshopped onto an android
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As a Millennial I posted:we found the guy who bought a wemo!!! taxpayer money was spent *lights another $100 bill*
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Metrication posted:what kind of poop do consumers of soylent produce ? more soylent
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Metrication posted:what kind of poop do consumers of soylent produce ? once they're done intentionally killing their intestinal flora, none
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Citizen Tayne posted:more soylent they just fart more flavourless white dust
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:nice racism helpless tech bubel manchildren who must mix powder with water as their only form of sustenance because they cannot cook are not a race a race needs children and i can think of a few barriers to that
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the only semi useful iot device I have seen was a wood pellet fired smoker which had a status and control page you could access from anywhere. really nice because you could be out and about doing things instead of having to be near the smoker for 12-14 hours to babysit temperatures.
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i'm about to tie in hausbus this year but it's gonna be for water/sewer tank/propane levels Thinking of hacking a bathroom scale to keep under the propane tank - weight is the only way you can really figure out what the gently caress is going on. the gauges are worthless
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i could see a remotely accessible slowcooker being useful if you're doin somethin that needs to have the first hour or two on high heat and then gets ratcheted down to low for the last 6-8 hours or whatever but they've had programmable slowcookers that already have this capability for awhile now so really what you're doin is monitoring your food to make sure that it hasn't accidentally burned your house down during your 16 hour software dev shift at perpetual crunch time startup
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i could see a remotely accessible slowcooker being useful if you're doin somethin that needs to have the first hour or two on high heat and then gets ratcheted down to low for the last 6-8 hours or whatever I'd think that watching heat input v. temperature rise would be a nice thing. Right when you get past the 155F stall on pork, back it off to low.
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Shifty Pony posted:the only semi useful iot device I have seen was a wood pellet fired smoker which had a status and control page you could access from anywhere. really nice because you could be out and about doing things instead of having to be near the smoker for 12-14 hours to babysit temperatures. didn't crip eatin bread make one?
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TMZ posted:seriously what's Soylents plan Fooling enough people with money that the founder gets to cash out millions with a reputation for success*, same as every useless startup *actual success not required atelier morgan fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Jan 16, 2015 |
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horrible dating site that people signed up for by accident on facebook getting ~*disrupted*~ by Tinderquote:Dating service Zoosk has laid off 15 percent of its employees this week, sources told TechCrunch, and the company now confirms. According to a spokesperson, the move was made as part of a larger effort to lower expenses in many areas. News of the layoffs follows the exit of Zoosk’s founders from their leadership roles last month, and confirmation that the company was indefinitely delaying its IPO plans. 
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qirex posted:horrible dating site that people signed up for by accident on facebook getting ~*disrupted*~ by Tinder holy poo poo i had no idea tinder had completely taken over the market like this
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:what's up with tech companies and lovely names we won awards for worst original name "SMTPAPI" simta pappy
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:also i thought tinder was hookups not dates turns out what people actually want is to gently caress
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uncurable mlady posted:turns out what people actually want is to gently caress here comes the airplane!
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JewKiller 3000 posted:holy poo poo i had no idea tinder had completely taken over the market like this that's just mobile app sessions, i'm sure the major dating websites are in no danger because of lonely 30-50somethings with credit cards who don't use "gently caress today" apps
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flakeloaf posted:lonely 30-50somethings with credit cards 
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maybe it's because I'm An Old but when I tried tinder it seemed like most of the women had "not looking for a hookup" in their blurb
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qirex posted:maybe it's because I'm An Old but when I tried tinder it seemed like most of the women had "not looking for a hookup" in their blurb dude they all put that in. i think it may be even pre-filled when you check F
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THEYRE ON A SEMI ANONYMOUS RANDOM SEX HOOKUP APP. COME THE gently caress ON.
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*downloads Tinder* It's gently caress time.
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