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Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

also i thought tinder was hookups not dates

it's kind of everything at this point. i met my ex on it and we dated for ~4 months

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Jonny 290 posted:

THEYRE ON A SEMI ANONYMOUS RANDOM SEX HOOKUP APP. COME THE gently caress ON.

seriously, i'd be amazed if "married" and "no seriously gently caress off go away you creepy nerd" weren't also on by default

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

also i thought tinder was hookups not dates

kids these days, treating hook ups as first dates

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

lol tinder is the best because ugly nerds are mad that a dating service that only matches based on looks is popular

it's like, sorry no one wants your "goods," you dork

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
one of my gay friends is out but he doesn't like volunteer that info to everybody he knows so it's sort of a secret to friends of friends and things, and then another good friend is one of those clueless dudes who is like pro-gay but doesn't think he knows any gay people. anyways, we were all together, and they've known each other for a couples years and guy two was like "whoa you're gay?? i had no idea!" and then they swapped phones and sat there doing grindr and tindr for each other for a few hours at the bar and it was one of the greatest thing to watch. dude 2 is hella ripped and dude 1 is a qt so they're both swimming in it. warmed my heart.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

why does everyone leave the e out of tinder

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

carry on then posted:

lol tinder is the best because ugly nerds are mad that a dating service that only matches based on looks is popular

it's like, sorry no one wants your "goods," you dork

b-b-b-but i'm "nice"

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Citizen Tayne posted:

*downloads Tinder*
It's gently caress time.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

tinder is the harbinger of the worldwide nerd counterrevolution

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

flakeloaf posted:

b-b-b-but i'm "nice"

i am laid low by the matriarchy

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

TMZ posted:

seriously what's Soylents plan

like, they wanna grow and feed people who aren't techbros in theory

but what's their growth story? replacing food for low income families? do they realize how classist and paternalist that sounds? (lol no)

"Oh, the poor can only afford mcdonalds? Let's give them healthy tasteless nutrient shakes"

"we'll call it: Soylent"

they seem to be giving three different stories. there's "super health food for the green-minded white people", there's "food replacement for poor people to eat that's healthier than other cheap foods", and there's "super fast nutrition for the high-powered exec and/or lazy manchild who's too busy to spare the time to eat actual food".

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

ugly is actually the worst thing a person can be

even serial killers get dates, but not uggos

eradicate the ugly

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Being single ITYOOL 2015 must own so much.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

there's also "hate your meat prison? punish it with flavorless fart powder"

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

triple sulk posted:

Being single ITYOOL 2015 must own so much.

it's actually an enormous personal failing and marks the person as damaged goods unfit for modern society, hope this helps

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

carry on then posted:

why does everyone leave the e out of tinder

they call it "molly" now

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



carry on then posted:

it's actually an enormous personal failing and marks the person as damaged goods unfit for modern society, hope this helps

Some people just love to gently caress.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

triple sulk posted:

Being single ITYOOL 2015 must own so much.

it owns a lot, no idea what i would do without tinder and okc

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

besides post and masturbate obvs

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

triple sulk posted:

Being single ITYOOL 2015 must own so much.

yeah i havent been single since 2008 so

my 27 yo cousins told me to get on tinder

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

triple sulk posted:

Being single ITYOOL 2015 must own so much.

yeah it does. i enjoy seeing my idiot gf-haver-friends' faces sink when tinder comes up. it owns

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

carry on then posted:

it's actually an enormous personal failing and marks the person as damaged goods unfit for modern society, hope this helps

maybe being damaged goods owns?

Citizen Tayne posted:

*downloads Tinder*
It's gently caress time.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
necc0 why are you buying wooden loving sunglasses

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Main Paineframe posted:

they seem to be giving three different stories. there's "super health food for the green-minded white people", there's "food replacement for poor people to eat that's healthier than other cheap foods", and there's "super fast nutrition for the high-powered exec and/or lazy manchild who's too busy to spare the time to eat actual food".

tbh the square cookie things don't look bad for when you're traveling

i already have protein bars for that though so they need to pitch why they're better than those

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

triple sulk posted:

Being single ITYOOL 2015 must own so much.

single and not fugly

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

infernal machines posted:

feed the third world with overpriced incomplete infant formula that require high-tech manufacture, packaging, and distribution

dont post nestles business plan

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

graph posted:

necc0 why are you buying wooden loving sunglasses

christmas present for my sis. she likes those kinds of things

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Jonny 290 posted:

THEYRE ON A SEMI ANONYMOUS RANDOM SEX HOOKUP APP. COME THE gently caress ON.

GOB: How do we filter out the teases? We don't let them in. This goes for the guys, too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man. Because you're living in gently caress City!

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Necc0 posted:

christmas present for my sis. she likes those kinds of things

:argh:

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
they're legit though. i may buy a pair for myself

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

carry on then posted:

it's actually an enormous personal failing and marks the person as damaged goods unfit for modern society, hope this helps

i get that this is your gimmick but you should probably re-read tori's posts and try again, you're trying too hard and its really obvious

you have to subtly bait people

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Necc0 posted:

yeah it does. i enjoy seeing my idiot gf-haver-friends' faces sink when tinder comes up. it owns

do they know they can flirt, sext, and/or have spontaneous sex with their girlfriends?

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Shifty Pony posted:

do they know they can flirt, sext, and/or have spontaneous sex with their girlfriends?

sure but that still ain't strange

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Necc0 posted:

sure but that still ain't strange

it is if you sit on your texting hand for a couple minutes

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Necc0 posted:

sure but that still ain't strange

maybe you're doing it wrong then

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Jonny 290 posted:

it is if you sit on your texting hand for a couple minutes

atmz
Jan 5, 2005

lurk lurk lurk

Main Paineframe posted:

they seem to be giving three different stories. there's "super health food for the green-minded white people", there's "food replacement for poor people to eat that's healthier than other cheap foods", and there's "super fast nutrition for the high-powered exec and/or lazy manchild who's too busy to spare the time to eat actual food".

yeah exactly but 2. is the only thing with a big enough market/"changing the world" cred to justify the hype and is also the one that won't happen

also re: 1. if you are super green you probably won't eat it because chemicals

Stubbs
Oct 24, 2005

returning to food chat about trash applicances

turns out what was really missing from my crockpot was a blender and recipe amiibos



http://thermomix.vorwerk.com/home/

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

we've reinvented simplicity with this incredibly complicated multi-stage kitchen gadget

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sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

Stubbs posted:

returning to food chat about trash applicances

turns out what was really missing from my crockpot was a blender and recipe amiibos



http://thermomix.vorwerk.com/home/

That looks really similar to the appliances I saw in Germany. If so they are actually pretty cool and for some reason they aren't available in the USA. I know chefs use them to make their bases and such.

The one I saw was the old model without all of this extra stuff.

sonatinas fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Jan 16, 2015

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