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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Master Bateman posted:

Holy loving poo poo. I up and move to Hawaii with no plan and no job lined up, now I am in a better place than I was before I moved. Just got offered a full time job with medical, dental, and a loving company car. The Island has accepted me. Come to think of it, I'm in a better position than I have been since I got out of the army.

You are lucky as gently caress. Good jobs are a royal pain to get there.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Master Bateman posted:

Holy loving poo poo. I up and move to Hawaii with no plan and no job lined up, now I am in a better place than I was before I moved. Just got offered a full time job with medical, dental, and a loving company car. The Island has accepted me. Come to think of it, I'm in a better position than I have been since I got out of the army.
High five, duder

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

at the date posted:

Nice loving work

any position would better than the military for you

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


at the date posted:

DFW is not the middle of nowhere unless you mean culturally, and ah aint no fukkin queer so I don't care about culture.

It has been an adjustment this past year living in Dallas vice Austin/San Antonio. Not nearly the same number of interesting things to do but, whatever.

Master Bateman posted:

Holy loving poo poo. I up and move to Hawaii with no plan and no job lined up, now I am in a better place than I was before I moved. Just got offered a full time job with medical, dental, and a loving company car. The Island has accepted me. Come to think of it, I'm in a better position than I have been since I got out of the army.

Congratulations!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

any position would better than the military for you

Congrats

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That's loving impressive.

Hook a brother up.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Doin the vet thing right, zombie. Peep many butts, smoke many joints, gently caress the government as hard as they hosed you in the military, and die with a raging boner.

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014
gonna set a godholio sperg trap

texas

not awful

*waits*

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
poo poo, nice work zombie.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

lmao

instead of refreshing SA constantly for people saying bad state words mebbe raise your child

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Hahaha

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I get a text message every time moker praises texas.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

justice4trayvawn posted:

gonna set a godholio sperg trap

texas

not awful

*waits*

san antonio is a cool place and id love to visit it again

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

san antonio is a cool place and id love to visit it again

Grrrrr

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Godholio posted:

Texas is oil country, urban center or not. National avg is above $2 iirc.

Gas is less than $2 a gallon on average in a number of states.

usa today posted:

Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Iowa, Idaho, Indiana, Kansas, Louisiana, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Mississippi, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee and Texas now average sub-$2 prices.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
peple that care about gas price are poors

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

san antonio is a cool place and id love to visit it again

:agreed:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

Gas is less than $2 a gallon on average in a number of states.

The gas station next to the indian casino just dipped to 1.99, pretty soon we'll have a clinton in the white house and 1.30 gas again.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Slim Pickens posted:

The gas station next to the indian casino just dipped to 1.99, pretty soon we'll have a biden in the white house and 1.30 gas again.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Fart Sandwiches posted:

peple that care about gas price are poors

I pay $40 for a road trip to New Orleans now instead of over $100, and plane tickets for the trip to Dublin I'm planning for the summer have dropped over $500 in a month. I can be happy about that.

Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Jan 16, 2015

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

no one is going to elect a 72 year old to be president

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

at the date posted:

I pay $40 for a road trip to New Orleans now instead of over $100, and plane tickets for the trip to Dublin I'm planning for the summer have dropped over $500 in a month. I can be happy about that.

hey old man i'll hang in new orleans with you if you give a heads up. that town is pretty cool

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

Gas is less than $2 a gallon on average in a number of states.

Half that list are major oil producers and the other half are next to them. National average is still 2.13. poo poo finally dipped under $2 here last week.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

no one is going to elect a 72 year old to be president

I was sure it had happened already, but it looks like Reagan was the oldest at almost 70.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Godholio posted:

I was sure it had happened already, but it looks like Reagan was the oldest at almost 70.

i checked too

i think bidens got a few more marbles in his head than reagan had at that time though

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I had no idea Biden was that old. I guess diamonds really are forever.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I was in Austin this week. It wasn't too bad!

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I paid 2.49 last night but lolol living in McLean.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
lol at our former terps bragging on Facebook about seeing american sniper

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
AAR please bateman

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
San Antonio would be alright if it weren't for the fact that every time Ive been all the major highways, surface streets and even the loving interstate are always under serious construction and everyone is insistent in going 20+ mph under the speed limit.

Also it wants to be San Diego so bad I fear it may start setting itself on fire every summer.

I actually like Dallas more than San Antonio and Austin, most everyone is incredibly polite and genuinely nice, plus movie theaters that serve alcohol and steak are extremely "my jam"

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Booblord Zagats posted:

San Antonio would be alright if it weren't for the fact that every time Ive been all the major highways, surface streets and even the loving interstate are always under serious construction and everyone is insistent in going 20+ mph under the speed limit.

Also it wants to be San Diego so bad I fear it may start setting itself on fire every summer.

I actually like Dallas more than San Antonio and Austin, most everyone is incredibly polite and genuinely nice, plus movie theaters that serve alcohol and steak are extremely "my jam"

living in san diego is great, but driving three hours in any direction except west to get out of the sprawling sub-/urban hell that surrounds it is doo-doo

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

DownByTheWooter posted:

living in san diego is great, but driving three hours in any direction except west to get out of the sprawling sub-/urban hell that surrounds it is doo-doo

I think my brother did it best. He lived by a trolley stop, worked near another on the same line and only seemed to drive to go to Coronado or La Jolla

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Yoga day at work. There's a lot of butts out amongst the cubicles.

A good day.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

holocaust bloopers posted:

Yoga day at work. There's a lot of butts out amongst the cubicles.

A good day.

every day should be yoga day

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Friday of a long weekend. Most of the secretaries aren't here so it's quiet for once.

A good day.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Helldump Immunity. posted:

every day should be yoga day

:agreed:


civ life owns

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Not everyone should wear yoga pants tho

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