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GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

please don't refer to this guy as a "writer"

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emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Dirk Pitt posted:

Also, why does open source attract terrible people?

I know, right? My good friend Paul programs for Raytheon, basically kills it every day with good, clean code that keeps our country safe. He never has anything bad to say about people, goes to church, and even gives lets his wife have a fat stack to spend every week.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

lmao

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
I know a guy who works at Raytheon. he is weird and doesn't write much code.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

personally I think that minorities should shut up because they are disturbing me

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

if what you think/say/do is more important than what you are
and everyone agrees that linus is a dick
and everyone has also said this
then why are we here? hmm wierd

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

if what you think/say/do is more important than what you are


here's your problem: this is laughably untrue

as a somewhat handsome white male with no discernible skills or value i can quite comfortably say that who you are is vastly more importantly than anything else

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

it's an entire community of people being dicks to each other. dishonesty and poo-flinging are both totally acceptable.

a microcosm of american society. god bless

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
Basically there's two kinds of ppl. Bad people and Good people. I'm one of the good people because my thoughts are correct and I don't even have to think about them anymore. Also kill all nerds.

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

kraftwerk singles posted:

Basically there's two kinds of ppl. Bad people and Good people. I'm one of the good people because my thoughts are correct and I don't even have to think about them anymore. Also kill all nerds.

u sure about that ? ive sent you a comprehensive 250 question opinions exam and for every one you get wrong, kindly kill yourself.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


kraftwerk singles posted:

Basically there's two kinds of ppl. Bad people and Good people. I'm one of the good people because my thoughts are correct and I don't even have to think about them anymore. Also kill all nerds.

good people hate nerds this guy checks out

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

kraftwerk for prez

compuserved
Mar 20, 2006

Nap Ghost

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


this must have gotten so many retweets and favstars back in the day

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

more examples of old satire please

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

tbf she's right

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

oh cool there's more http://www.gutenberg.org/files/11689/11689-h/11689-h.htm

compuserved
Mar 20, 2006

Nap Ghost

thanks for this!

compuserved
Mar 20, 2006

Nap Ghost

"commoners tired of storing their farts in jars. how could they not understand the danger??" --a king

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Looks like it could be good stuff, but please break it into 140 char chunks and make it vitriolic so I'll actually read it and be informed.

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

kraftwerk singles posted:

Looks like it could be good stuff, but please break it into 140 char chunks and make it vitriolic so I'll actually read it and be informed.

same except instead of just a char array could you use a String and UTF-16

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Shanley made Breitbart :downs:

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/01/17/i-taught-shanley-kane-how-to-troll-and-im-sincerely-sorry/

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
you are the problem, Dirk Pitt, disseminating this crap

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

because a woman couldn't figure out reductio ad absurdum + swearing = twitter stardom without a dude to show her how

Slow-Scan Shep
Jul 11, 2001


this is all getting really, really gross

Slow-Scan Shep fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Jan 18, 2015

compuserved
Mar 20, 2006

Nap Ghost

papa_november posted:

this is all getting really, really gross

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

papa_november posted:

this is all getting really, really gross

:agreed:

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007


:stare: is this gamergate or something i dont pay attention to anything anymore because when gamergate started up i fell into a deep abyss of ignoring the internet because i could not start a new job and also grapple with the reality of how lovely stupid nerds are to people and women

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Mido posted:

:stare: is this gamergate or something i dont pay attention to anything anymore because when gamergate started up i fell into a deep abyss of ignoring the internet because i could not start a new job and also grapple with the reality of how lovely stupid nerds are to people and women

IMHO: Shanley thought the broke the story that Linus Torvalds is an rear end in a top hat. Then the valleywag dude wrote about it. Then she threw a poo poo fit talking about how he is a mysoginist rear end in a top hat. (this was the kind of funny part, especially since Dan Lyons seems like an ok dude)

Then some Linux Kernel jockeys or fanboys got all pissed off and dragged weev loving weev out as a credible source about her in some weird slut shaming. I have never heard of the Breitbart tech journo, but I suspect he is a real rear end in a top hat. (this is seriously bad)

Edit: Basically a typical week for Shanley (who I really like, but she gets the worst of the internet's attention sometimes)

Dirk Pitt fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Jan 18, 2015

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
what exactly is gamergate. it sounds pretty gay.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
heh, dames, am i right fellas?

*m'ladys, stage left*

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Mido posted:

how lovely stupid nerds are to people and women

Mido posted:

people and women


it's u

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

fits my needs posted:

what exactly is gamergate. it sounds pretty gay.

its about ethics in games journalism

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

perhaps if the web were restricted from non-technical woman and childe

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

As a Millennial I posted:

more examples of old satire please

i'm trying to find the charlie hebdo cartoon from the french revolution depicting revolutionaries having sex with marie antoinette's severed head

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007


lol i didnt notice what i wrote

i wa strying to say women and people who don't align with their (the lovely assholes) awful world view

edit:

ie: these people who are awful to everyone, but especially women and people perceived to be on "women's side"

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

in the mean time i found this one



THE KORAN IS poo poo --
IT DOESN'T STOP BULLETS

e: the topmost line reads "TUNISIA: ISLAM IS MENACED BY RAP AND TITTIES"

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
i literally have no idea what a breitbart is, should i care?

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Chris Knight posted:

i literally have no idea what a breitbart is, should i care?

a dead dumb guy who's responsible for unleashing james o'keefe upon the world

fortunately george soros had him assassinated for opposing the socialist nazi regime

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