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Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

I was pretty drunk when I wrote that. It was possibly booze-tainted.

# ? Jan 18, 2015 03:51

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Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

you have to stop drinking against the grain

# ? Jan 18, 2015 04:17

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

you have to stop drinking against the grain

# ? Jan 18, 2015 04:21

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Mike-o posted:

# ? Jan 18, 2015 06:16

seance snacks: Mar 30, 2007

Mike-o posted:

I love this gif but it edits out the best part where bubbles mouths "what the gently caress"

# ? Jan 18, 2015 19:41

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eASOI_4-ww

They're coming, Bubbles.

# ? Jan 18, 2015 20:46

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

So where do you suppose Karzai is right about now? I've got this plan that involves drugging him and taking compromising pictures of him doing gay stuff to pay him back for all the wonderful years of our working relationship with him.

# ? Jan 18, 2015 21:21

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Casimir Radon posted:

So where do you suppose Karzai is right about now?

# ? Jan 18, 2015 21:58

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Zeris posted:

You're taking all of the fun out of my plan, perhaps if the boy was loving him in the rear end...

# ? Jan 18, 2015 22:04

justice4trayvawn: Oct 26, 2014

https://news.vice.com/article/gruesome-photos-allegedly-show-islamic-state-throwing-gay-men-off-a-tall-building?utm_source=vicenewsfb

I don't want to rock the boat here but man ISIS are dicks

# ? Jan 18, 2015 22:05

Fister Ardennes: Apr 25, 2008; War is not the answer but it sure is fun

justice4trayvawn posted:

https://news.vice.com/article/gruesome-photos-allegedly-show-islamic-state-throwing-gay-men-off-a-tall-building?utm_source=vicenewsfb

I don't want to rock the boat here but man ISIS are dicks

We really need to just glass this barbaric shithole. There is absolutely nothing redeeming about that "country".

# ? Jan 18, 2015 22:14

Dingleberry: Aug 21, 2011

justice4trayvawn posted:

https://news.vice.com/article/gruesome-photos-allegedly-show-islamic-state-throwing-gay-men-off-a-tall-building?utm_source=vicenewsfb

I don't want to rock the boat here but man ISIS are dicks

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc

# ? Jan 18, 2015 22:14

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

justice4trayvawn posted:

https://news.vice.com/article/gruesome-photos-allegedly-show-islamic-state-throwing-gay-men-off-a-tall-building?utm_source=vicenewsfb

I don't want to rock the boat here but man ISIS are dicks

Sadly alot of your D&D types aren't going to declared ISIS to be bad guys until they throw a tranny off a building, if even then.

# ? Jan 18, 2015 22:20

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

justice4trayvawn posted:

https://news.vice.com/article/gruesome-photos-allegedly-show-islamic-state-throwing-gay-men-off-a-tall-building?utm_source=vicenewsfb

I don't want to rock the boat here but man ISIS are dicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnx__7UcDVo

# ? Jan 18, 2015 22:27

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

WarpedNaba posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnx__7UcDVo

I found this video funnier than I probably should have. :roflolmao:

# ? Jan 18, 2015 23:16

justice4trayvawn: Oct 26, 2014

WarpedNaba posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnx__7UcDVo

lmfbo

# ? Jan 18, 2015 23:20

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

There's another one with bearded Kerbals carbombing a building in the same vein, but I can't find the fucker anywhere

e: Found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmO0V82cvoQ

WarpedNaba fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Jan 18, 2015

# ? Jan 18, 2015 23:29

Best Friends: Nov 4, 2011

WarpedNaba posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnx__7UcDVo

Holy lol

# ? Jan 18, 2015 23:47

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

The perfect copy of the devotional music they always use is really what makes it.

EDIT: VVV Thank you, I couldn't remember what that was called.

Equine Don posted:

lol @ the nasheed

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Jan 19, 2015

# ? Jan 18, 2015 23:55

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

I'm pretty sure it's just the same music shift-pitched up to helium levels.

# ? Jan 18, 2015 23:57

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

WarpedNaba posted:

There's another one with bearded Kerbals carbombing a building in the same vein, but I can't find the fucker anywhere

e: Found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmO0V82cvoQ

lol @ the nasheed

# ? Jan 19, 2015 00:12

goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

Darwin goes to the UAE posted:

Black, who has a degree in architecture, three master's degrees and a doctorate in educational psychology, was in Abu Dhabi, the capital of United Arab Emirates, for October's Creative Thinkers Conference. He was to present a workshop and emcee the event.

On a Tuesday morning, the 70-year-old got up early to take a walk in the neighborhoods near his hotel. An avid photographer, Black took his camera to snap photos of houses and a couple of the mosques he passed.

When he left the second mosque, he was approached by a man in uniform. He motioned Black to get into a camouflaged truck.

"I had no idea what he wanted," Black said, "but never felt threatened so I got in."

He was driven a short distance to a building with a sign out front that read "Reception." He waited about an hour before he was guided back outside and told, "Do not photograph security areas."

Black asked for clarification, but he was waved away with no further explanation, he said.

He decided to continue his walk. A few blocks away, he came upon a sign on a lamppost that said in English, "Photography Forbidden." Thinking a photo of the image would make for a novel Facebook post, he snapped an image.

After crossing the road, he approached by the uniformed men he'd met in the camouflaged truck. He was driven back to "Reception," which Black believes was a police station, where his passport, camera and cell phone were seized.

Dude didn't even make it 5 blocks before he starts taking pictures of forbidden poo poo again.

goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Jan 19, 2015

# ? Jan 19, 2015 00:48

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

bitcoin bastard posted:

Dude didn't even make it 5 blocks before he starts taking pictures of forbidden poo poo again.

d&d.txt

# ? Jan 19, 2015 01:14

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

# ? Jan 19, 2015 01:37

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

I'm not sure how "cowardice" persists as a term used in warfare given all the poo poo that every nation has gotten up to in the last century

An IED or a shot in the back isn't exactly more cowardly than dropping a JDAM

# ? Jan 19, 2015 01:40

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Godholio posted:

Thanks Mike! :jerkbag:

# ? Jan 19, 2015 01:43

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

If his uncle was nearly as fat as he was, the sniper might have thought he was a messenger balloon. Give that man a medal!

# ? Jan 19, 2015 01:48

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Godholio posted:

We're a country founded by backshooters and bushwhackers.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 01:53

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

Godholio posted:

Only capitalist/imperialist snipers aren't heroes. I'm sure the snipers who defended Stalingrad from the fascists hold a special place in his heart.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 02:11

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

pretty sure that fat oval office hates all guns and nonfats

# ? Jan 19, 2015 02:16

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

he's trying to become his character in team america is all

# ? Jan 19, 2015 02:20

Paradise Lost: Feb 11, 2003; kill your enemy, drink his wine, and take his women

He's just the fat kid rolling around on the floor screaming pay attention to me.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 02:27

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Michael Moore is a turd, perhaps an slightly over demonized turd, but a turd all the same. Even on domestic issues that I'm probably not too far off his stances his stupid crybaby/fart-smelling style makes you want to disregard anything coming out of his mouth.

John Safran really did the best Moore parody.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 02:29

justice4trayvawn: Oct 26, 2014

Canadian Bacon was funny, he decided to go straight downhill from there

# ? Jan 19, 2015 02:35

Dingleberry: Aug 21, 2011

Casimir Radon posted:

Michael Moore is a turd, perhaps an slightly over demonized turd, but a turd all the same. Even on domestic issues that I'm probably not too far off his stances his stupid crybaby/fart-smelling style makes you want to disregard anything coming out of his mouth.

John Safran really did the best Moore parody.

I lived in Traverse City for a while; he'd occasionally come down to his movie theatre, The State, and hang out in the lobby, wearing sweats, looking unwashed and kinda smelling bad.
I thought he was one of the regular derelicts that were always stinking up the bookstore/coffee shop next door...

# ? Jan 19, 2015 03:35

iyaayas01: Feb 19, 2010; Perry'd

Dead Reckoning posted:

The perfect copy of the devotional music they always use is really what makes it.

Equine Don posted:

lol @ the nasheed

That really is the icing on the cake

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:43

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Godholio posted:

When is this fat gently caress going to die of a massive heart attack or diabetes?

Obviously not soon enough.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 05:38

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Honorary goon Ed Snowden says china snagged 50TB of F-35 data

quote:

Military aviation experts have speculated that the design of China's new "fifth-generation" fighters - the Chengdu J-20 and the Shenyang J-31 - have been extensively influenced by design information stolen from the United States, significantly eroding the air power superiority the US and its allies have long enjoyed.

Air spergs confirm deny if this matters?