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ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
try picturing it in an rear end crack

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


that pony tattoo is almost impressive in its tastelessness.

apologies if any of these have been posted before, but content dump incoming









































strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


The Windows Vista one is rad.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

The monkey on the back is pretty cool too. That dog(?) one though... drat that's bad.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Chimps aren't monkeys :colbert: Also, the execution isn't really all that spectacular. But I thought about leaving it out cus yeah, it's not the worst.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

You are wrong, but you're allowed to be wrong on the internet, so it's OK.




I am not sure if I've posted this, before:

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
Yeah I actually laughed at that Vista one. And the baby face tramp stamp popping out from beneath the shirt.

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
Tinder has the best worst.



cheese eats mouse has a new favorite as of 09:59 on Jan 17, 2015

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

don't post my sweet tattoos

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

This one has a backstory the tattoo artist was her ex and apparently she cheated on him and he did this instead of whatever flowery bullshit she wanted.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


That picture is almost as old as the internet by now, and has a million stories and debates if it is real or not.

I imagine a tattoo that large would take multiple sessions to complete, so I doubt that if it was done, it was done without someone's consent.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

BBC Magazine has an article up about eyeball 'tattoos'.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30750361

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
OK now someone post the GIF please.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Tears In A Vial posted:

BBC Magazine has an article up about eyeball 'tattoos'.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30750361



This guy is a murderer, right? He looks like he collects spleens.

TheSmilingJackal
Apr 30, 2007

Don't worry, it's a very heavy feather.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

This guy is a murderer, right? He looks like he collects spleens.

Sure was polite of him to get "don't leave your kids alone if you are within 100 ft of me, also don't want walk down any alleys you see me in" tattooed to his face like that. Most serial killers are rude and try and hide the fact that they are crazy.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Bertrand Hustle posted:

This guy is a murderer, right? He looks like he collects spleens.

I dunno if you're kidding, but he was arrested for attempted murder. It's in the article.

quote:

Jason Barnum, 39, who pleaded guilty to the attempted murder of a policeman

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

ReidRansom posted:

that pony tattoo is almost impressive in its tastelessness.

apologies if any of these have been posted before, but content dump incoming




This is awesome and doesn't belong in this thread.

:colbert:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


This one is perfectly legitimate. :colbert:

ExtraCheese
Apr 16, 2014
Some choice selections from a local shop




:nws:http://i.imgur.com/TPI39s9.jpg

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Oh facebook, never failing to disappoint:



This is by an artist who has tattooed for a decade. How do tattoo artists not improve on what seems like basics - line work, filling in color, attempting symmetry?

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

Oh facebook, never failing to disappoint:



This is by an artist who has tattooed for a decade. How do tattoo artists not improve on what seems like basics - line work, filling in color, attempting symmetry?

I actually do know how they don't improve though. They already think they are the best in the world and absolutely perfect. I knew someone like that with guitar. We were friends for, I dunno, 3-4 years and in that time he went from being pretty decent to being pretty decent, never got any better at all. He had the biggest loving ego and already thought he was Van Halen or Jimi Hendrix or whatever so he never actually learned/improved.

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING





#supermantattoo on Instagram is a goldmine

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Twitter tags were a great idea, I went with #newtat





Quint Gets Eaten
Apr 23, 2014

Well it did make me laugh, so mission accomplished?

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
KKK Jesus zombie? Abu Ghraib torso?

It's like playing pictionary.

caramelbread
Jul 29, 2011

Searching #newtat was the best idea. This was also hashtagged "arelovewillneversink". It also appears to say gay anal.





This one is presented without comment.

littlebluellama
Jun 18, 2013

I am kind, brave and deserve love.
I like to think "love yer br ain" is a cautionary tattoo by someone who didn't take care of theirs and had a stroke. Like one of those anti-smoking ads where they're talking through a hole in their neck, "dont en d up lik me... love yer br ain..."

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



:stare:

#newtat is a toxic wasteland













Epi Lepi
Oct 29, 2009

You can hear the voice
Telling you to Love
It's the voice of MK Ultra
And you're doing what it wants

littlebluellama posted:

I like to think "love yer br ain" is a cautionary tattoo by someone who didn't take care of theirs and had a stroke. Like one of those anti-smoking ads where they're talking through a hole in their neck, "dont en d up lik me... love yer br ain..."

It's a Flaming Lips song.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Ducks never really struck me as the loyal type, what with the gang rape and all.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Picnic Princess posted:

Ducks never really struck me as the loyal type, what with the gang rape and all.

They're loyal to rape. That's loyalty.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

caramelbread posted:

This one is presented without comment.



Maybe it's his gamertag

cat_snake
Nov 19, 2014



I don't get the soda can tab with chapstick.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

cat_snake posted:



I don't get the soda can tab with chapstick.

That tattoo just screams "lost bet" to me.

Ha, you lost Jimmy! Now you have to get a tattoo of the random things I have on my desk.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

cat_snake posted:



I don't get the soda can tab with chapstick.

Well, AFAIK there is no Chap brand lip balm and that logo/color/font looks roughly like a Bud Light can so who the gently caress knows.

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009

I love that he's shaved his brows so that you can really see them.

Tbh, I'm so hirsute, I could almost get these and just grow a cover up

Hehe, his expression looks like he's planning his next great idea

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Looks like McConaughey passed out at the wrong party.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

What, did he roll into the tattoo shop, say "make me look like Satan" and the guy thought he meant Mr. Satan?

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




"We just want to follow him around and see what his next eight decisions are going to be." -The Sklar Brothers.

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