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They're in response to one that the founder of Plenish Juice made: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/01/15/my-day-on-a-plate-twitter-trend_n_6478772.html
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Chard posted:They're all riffing on Hunter S. Thompson's "daily schedule" That man knew how to live.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:11 |
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:That man knew how to live. not really he died.
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Aston posted:They're in response to one that the founder of Plenish Juice made: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/01/15/my-day-on-a-plate-twitter-trend_n_6478772.html Am I supposed to be surprised this is the diet of a cleanse diet company founder.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:24 |
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TOILETLORD posted:not really he died. 68 is an alright age for such a life style. He also knew how to die: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9ReDDDC0Rg
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:28 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Apparently companies are charging about 6 times as much for 'activated' almonds than for regular almonds. Seriously? For almonds you don't have to cook? They're either charging way too much or way too little, depending on whether their target market is "college kids" or "rich people".
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:31 |
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Loser posted:"That's no Moon Pie..."
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 21:19 |
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:68 is an alright age for such a life style. Especially since he died by his own choice. It's not like he OD'd and died by misadventure.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Especially since he died by his own choice. It's not like he OD'd and died by misadventure. But goddamn if he didn't try for the last 40 years of his life.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 21:23 |
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Oxyclean posted:
Some people take them seriously but others just gently caress around, Pete Evans is a wanker though and actually believes all that activated almond & alkalised water bullshit. hambeet has a new favorite as of 22:07 on Jan 19, 2015 |
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Matthew Beet posted:Some people take them seriously, Pete Evans is a wanker though and actually believes all that activated almond & alkalised water bullshit. He also thinks fluoride and vaccinations are a conspiracy.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 22:06 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Apparently companies are charging about 6 times as much for 'activated' almonds than for regular almonds.
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SKY COQ posted:He also thinks fluoride and vaccinations are a conspiracy. That's right. A quick wiki on him also shows that he thinks that dieting is one of the causes of autism. Whilst being a big advocate for paleo.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 22:08 |
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Haruharuharuko posted:Thank you flea market Booyah!
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 22:15 |
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Skeesix posted:Booyah! Heh, I knew that reminded me of something.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 22:29 |
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Matthew Beet posted:Some people take them seriously but others just gently caress around, Pete Evans is a wanker though and actually believes all that activated almond & alkalised water bullshit. Step 1: Buy alkaline water Step 2: Pour vinegar in it Step 3: Drink your loving salt water you god drat hippy retard Apparently Pete doesn't understand baking soda and vinegar.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 22:47 |
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Stevia is something you don't want to eat unless you're stupid. Its way too sweet so its used at 1/100 quantities to replace sugar
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Matthew Beet posted:That's right. A quick wiki on him also shows that he thinks that dieting is one of the causes of autism. Because everyone knows our caveman ancestors existed on activated almonds, alkalized water, and green tea.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:39 |
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amityville anus posted:Stevia is something you don't want to eat unless you're stupid. Its way too sweet so its used at 1/100 quantities to replace sugar Plus this can happen
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 00:22 |
YEEEEEHAAAAWWW!
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 00:28 |
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amityville anus posted:Stevia is something you don't want to eat unless you're stupid. Its way too sweet so its used at 1/100 quantities to replace sugar Wait, what's stupid about that? I'm pretty sure all the major artificial sweeteners are way sweeter than sugar.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 00:39 |
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Sappo569 posted:Plus this can happen What am I looking for here?
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 00:44 |
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hooah posted:What am I looking for here? Ricin.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 00:45 |
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hooah posted:What am I looking for here? ^ Beat'n Unless you watched Breaking Bad I guess it wouldn't be obvious, the joke is she always asked for Stevia, and it was eventually used to poison her with Ricin
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 00:51 |
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Sappo569 posted:Plus this can happen
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 00:56 |
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Chard posted:They're all riffing on Hunter S. Thompson's "daily schedule" Hunter S. Thompson in 1979, to Lapham's Quarterly posted:Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home — and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert... Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music… All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.
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Sappo569 posted:Plus this can happen I knew I had heard of Stevia from somewhere before...
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 01:28 |
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Hockles posted:I knew I had heard of Stevia from somewhere before... It's funny because I never did before the show
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 01:32 |
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I can figure everything out except for Purpul-hurl. What is that supposed to be?!
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 02:00 |
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FrumpleOrz posted:I can figure everything out except for Purpul-hurl. What is that supposed to be?! Purple-hull peas: https://www.google.com/search?q=pur...ved=0CAcQ_AUoAg
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 02:04 |
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FrumpleOrz posted:I can figure everything out except for Purpul-hurl. What is that supposed to be?! Purple Hull Peas
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amityville anus posted:Stevia is something you don't want to eat unless you're stupid. Its way too sweet so its used at 1/100 quantities to replace sugar Pretty sure pure Stevia is like 1/16, and most companies put in fillers to get it right around 1/2 like every other sweetener. Not anything to get emotional about.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 02:12 |
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This looks like something my six-year-old son would write. Congratulations, Cletus! You're writing at the level of a Chicago Public Schools kindergartner.
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captainOrbital posted:This looks like something my six-year-old son would write. Hey, he spelled "peas" correctly! (I had to look it up to figure what "maters" were despite being raised in the South)
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 03:36 |
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captainOrbital posted:This looks like something my six-year-old son would write.
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Tora! Tora! Tora! posted:Hey, he spelled "peas" correctly! (I had to look it up to figure what "maters" were despite being raised in the South) Would you care to enlighten me because fuzzy search is killing me here.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 03:50 |
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You just posted that in at least 2 threads, congratulations it isn't funny in either
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 03:52 |
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Tora! Tora! Tora! posted:(I had to look it up to figure what "maters" were despite being raised in the South) I tried just now and couldn't find what they are. Care to enlighten the rest of us?
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Goodpancakes posted:
Virginia celebrated Lee-Jackson-King day until 2000 (Jackson of the "Stonewall" variety).
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