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Now that B-Rock can no longer do anything for the next two years, he's been all over the news proposing all sorts of great poo poo we want and can't have. This thread is for building our wishlist of poo poo we want the Islamic Shock to use his presidential powers for now that he no longer gives a gently caress.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:33 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:05 |
FEMA Death Camps.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:35 |
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Drone-strike Ted Nugent.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:38 |
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Nationalize the telecommunications grid and make Internet free while announcing a 2 year plan to lay fiber to within 5 miles of every town of at least 500 people.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:39 |
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Acknowledge the human race is doomed because of climate change and literally say "doomed".
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:39 |
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French Canadian posted:Acknowledge the human race is doomed because of climate change and literally say "doomed". In line with this, order the military takeover of NASA from Congressional authority and repurpose it to immediately focus on colonizing space. Move all current military R&D funding for vehicles to space development. Defenestration posted:Taco Tuesday You're a madman.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:41 |
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Taco Tuesday
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:42 |
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Mo_Steel posted:Nationalize the telecommunications grid and make Internet free while announcing a 2 year plan to lay fiber to within 5 miles of every town of at least 500 people. He's already working on this. My Idea: Resign and make Diamond Joe president.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:48 |
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Make Puerto Rico a state. Give DC a representative and a senator. Make Cuba a state.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:51 |
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Darren Wilson to Guantanamo Michelle Obama to the Supreme Court Official Binding Resolution to gently caress The IOC
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:55 |
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Joe Biden appointed head of the department of defense. Attorney General Al Sharpton.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:58 |
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Grow an enormous Afro Executive order taking weed off the controlled substance list Choom on tv
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:04 |
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:05 |
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Free weed Tuesdays
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:05 |
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Malcom X Holiday Designate a national anime Send all Guantanamo prisoners to Texas.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:08 |
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Defenestration posted:Darren Wilson to Guantanamo I like this better than closing gitmo. You're brilliant. List Addendum 1 - Sublist of people who should take the place of gitmo's current prisoners: the whole nsa telecom and oil executives sheldon adelson any cop who has ever killed someone without a damned good reason (to be arbitrarily adjudicated by a panel consisting of RBG, Tom Morello, and a computer that recites random excerpts from Kapital.) Every economist who opposes deficit spending in a recession Roger Ailes Dick Cheney Those blackwater guys who got away with brutally raping their coworker. gently caress it, all of blackwater The guy who invented binding arbitration clauses, and everyone who has ever forced their employees to sign one George Zimmerman
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:08 |
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Remove me from whatever watchlists my internet posting has put me on.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:10 |
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Reclassify weed as a vegetable for the purpose of high school lunches
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:10 |
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final solution to the white problem
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:11 |
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replace that bull statue on wall street with a guillotine
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:12 |
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Rename Hawaii the Democratic Peoples Islamic Republic of Aloha Akbar
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:16 |
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hire Jello Biafra, Tom Morello, and Boots Riley to rewrite the anthem
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:21 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:replace that bull statue on wall street with a guillotine only if it's made out of bronze.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:28 |
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posthumously pardon Osama Bin Laden
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 08:11 |
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legalize water boarding
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 08:13 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:final solution to the white problem sign me up for this, Taco Tuesday
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 08:17 |
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Assassinate the Queen and install new British puppet dictatorship while being photographed on the deck of an aircraft carrier with a banner reading "1776-2015: Mission Accomplished"
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 08:18 |
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stop putting off happiness and enter into lifestyle bdsm relationship with Jill Biden
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 08:18 |
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Deliver the State of the Union address while wearing a Captain America costume.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 08:20 |
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Reveal to the world that he is not, in fact, Christian and instead a stealth Zoroastrian and convert the US Capitol building into the largest Tower of Silence in the world.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 08:22 |
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Eat succulent dog barbecue while squatting on his haunches by a burning oil can.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 08:35 |
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Pardon all dogs currently in the pound. Outlaw pockets. Enact agenda 21 for real this time.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 09:16 |
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Leave a Kenyan birth certificate on the Oval Office desk as he leaves.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 09:25 |
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Final State of the Union in African American Vernacular English Pledge fealty to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and declare the USA a province of the Islamic State Undocumented Immigrants are now the only ones with U.S. citizenship AUMF powers extended to the EPA, drone strikes on oil refineries edit: Western oil refineries, I acknowledge we're bombing Syrian ones already
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 09:28 |
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full communism
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 12:24 |
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bring back LF
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 12:50 |
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When the next president is giving their inaugeration speech, runs up to the podium and shrieks "In'shallah!!". Stretching his arms out to the sky, he presses the button on his suicide vest.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 14:06 |
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Tao Jones posted:Leave a Kenyan birth certificate on the Oval Office desk as he leaves. Don't presidents leave a letter to their successor? He should leave a Kenyan birth certificate sealed in that letter.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 16:58 |
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ddear satan, please give meEffectronica posted:FEMA Death Camps. Nonsense posted:Drone-strike Ted Nugent. Venomous posted:full communism and also, Defenestration posted:Taco Tuesday thanks in advance
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:00 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:05 |
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Fire Joe Biden and make Michelle vice president, then resign.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:00 |