The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mister Kingdom posted:

This is even more painful than it looks.

First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. And then when he's lying down on the ground...

Kick him in the ribs, step on his neck and run like hell.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 04:22

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# ? May 29, 2024 16:33

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

TMMadman posted:

First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. And then when he's lying down on the ground...

Kick him in the ribs, step on his neck and run like hell.

You let your opponent exhaust himself with over-punching, and then you push him over. And if the ref's not watching, maybe you kick him a little.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 05:29

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Do over Ham posted:

Pepe.

We can't even pay our bills, and they're drinking Royal Crown Cola.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:19

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CatchrNdRy posted:

We can't even pay our bills, and they're drinking Royal Crown Cola.

You gotta give me back my floor! My customers are walking around on the pipes.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 11:36

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

So, you want a realistic, down-to-earth show... that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots?

# ? Jan 20, 2015 12:41

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Neddy Seagoon posted:

So, you want a realistic, down-to-earth show... that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots?

# ? Jan 20, 2015 14:34

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Do over Ham posted:

It's in the basement.

That's funny... I used to be able to go down there...

# ? Jan 20, 2015 15:18

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

PT6A posted:

That's funny... I used to be able to go down there...

PTA6, there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement and Do Over Ham's upstairs!

# ? Jan 20, 2015 15:42

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

TMMadman posted:

PTA6, there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement and Do Over Ham's upstairs!

Goons, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation. There's no mystery about CatchrNdRy. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 15:48

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

PTA6, there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement and Do Over Ham's upstairs!

TMMadman, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles?

# ? Jan 20, 2015 15:58

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Goons, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation. There's no mystery about CatchrNdRy. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.

Oh, relax goons. I've got a gut feeling Monday's around here somewhere.

After all, isn't there a little Monday in all of us?

In fact, you might say we just ate Monday, and he's in our stomachs right now!

Wait. Scratch that one.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 19:29

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Monday_ posted:

TMMadman, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles?

Hey, how're ya doing? Welcome to Scenic Waynesport, and remember your visit with a googly-eyed walnut.

How about a googly-eyed rock?

Some nice local squash candy?

A stretched-out Pepsi bottle?

Come on. If this stuff is too nice for ya, I've got some crap!

# ? Jan 20, 2015 19:34

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

After The War posted:

Coming up next, The Flintstones meet The Jetsons.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 19:44

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

It stinks! It stinks! IT STINKS!

# ? Jan 20, 2015 20:27

sout: Apr 24, 2014

The Nastier Nate posted:

It stinks! It stinks! IT STINKS!

Yeah but does he know all the lyrics to the Oscar Mayer Wiener song?

# ? Jan 20, 2015 20:30

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

PT6A posted:

That's funny... I used to be able to go down there...

Lousy waffle iron is always in the shop.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 22:52

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Deviant posted:

Lousy waffle iron is always in the shop.

Mmmm... sacrilicious.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:24

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Deviant posted:

Lousy waffle iron is always in the shop.

Sticking together is what good waffles do

# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:26

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Monday_ posted:

Mmmm... sacrilicious.

Monday, stop picking at it!

# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:41

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Monday, stop picking at it!

But I'm so sweet and tasty!

# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:48

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

sout posted:

Yeah but does he know all the lyrics to the Oscar Mayer Wiener song?

My baloney has a first name
It's H O M E R
My baloney has a second name
It's H O M E R

# ? Jan 21, 2015 00:13

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Monday_ posted:

But I'm so sweet and tasty!

The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donut.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 00:20

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

TMMadman posted:

The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donut.

Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's TMMadman in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 00:57

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's TMMadman in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices.

Filthy. But strangely erotic.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:39

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's TMMadman in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices.

TMMadman scandal update: He sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:48

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Writer Cath posted:

Filthy. But ~~strangely erotic~~ genuinely arousing.

CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Jan 21, 2015

# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:49

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Mmm, I wonder what makes it turn.

After lunch, can I whip you?

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:05

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Monday_ posted:

TMMadman, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles?

Sparkle sparkle!

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:28

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Writer Cath posted:

Filthy. But strangely erotic.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:29

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

Mmm, I wonder what makes it turn.

After lunch, can I whip you?

I'm starting to dislike the man with the whip.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:03

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Everything Counts posted:

Sparkle sparkle!

I'll plug your hole! :argh:

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:27

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Neddy Seagoon posted:

TMMadman scandal update: He sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

Hmmm....increase my killing power eh?

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:54

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

TMMadman posted:

Hmmm....increase my killing power eh?

Kill my boss? Dare I live out the American dream?

# ? Jan 21, 2015 05:07

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Root Bear posted:

I'll plug your hole!

Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Cookie Kwans' assistant Root Bear? You know what I'm talking about." Ha ha ha, of course we do.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 05:13